I'm a sophomore in college, what the heck is this "male god cultivation system"?

Chapter 134 Electric Fans Are So Much Fun
Tian Jingyi really couldn't understand what was so fun about a fan remote control, but when she thought of the video she had seen a couple of days ago of a 40-year-old man using firecrackers to blow up cow dung, she felt a little relieved.

'Could it be that men are boys until they die?' Tian Jingyi consoled herself, and decided to cooperate a little with Chen Yan's good intentions.

"Cough cough cough."

Tian Jingyi turned her head and saw Shu He lying on the table, coughing a few times.

"Xiao He, what's wrong?" Tian Jingyi asked instinctively, but saw Shu He covering her mouth with one hand and waving the other to indicate that she was fine.

During this time, the fan remote control had returned to Chen Yan's hands.

Then he shared his happiness with the next person in the group.

"Wu You, do you want to play?"

Wu You didn't know what was so interesting about the fan remote control, but seeing Chen Yan's sincere expression, he assumed that the other party was helping him fit in. So he gratefully took the fan remote control, pressed a few buttons, and then returned it to Chen Yan.

……

As the school bell rang, a large group of students hurried toward the two exits.

Chen Yan and his group weren't in a hurry. They waited until half of the people had left before getting up and preparing to leave.

Because she was busy watching dramas last night, Han Su spent most of her two classes today catching up on sleep. It wasn't until the sound of footsteps at the end of class that she was pulled out of her dream.

"Let's go, let's go out for lunch." Han Su got up groggily, turned around and looked at Shu He beside her, then suddenly became more and more awake.

"Xiao He, what's wrong... why is your face so red and you're sweating so much?" Han Su asked anxiously. "Are you feeling unwell? Should we go to the infirmary right now?"

"My stomach hurts a little, the hospital..." Shu He said softly, clutching her stomach.

“Yes, yes, go straight to the hospital. I’ll get an IV drip now.” Just as Han Su was about to make a move, Chen Yan’s voice suddenly rang out.

"No need, my car is right at the school gate. It might be hard to get a Didi right now, so I'll just take Shuhe there."

"Right, right, Chen Yan, you have a car." Han Su then realized that Chen Yan owned a car. Chen Yan's usually very "approachable" personality had almost made Han Su forget that he was a super-rich guy, so she quickly added:

"Thank you so much, Chen Yan... I'm so glad you were here today."

"Hey, why are you saying this? We're all friends." Chen Yan slung his shoulder bag over his shoulder and said, "How about this, you guys help Shuhe to the east gate, I'll run out and drive the car over now."

After saying that, Chen Yan quickly slung his bag over his shoulder and ran towards the east gate.

……

Chen Yan drove the car to the school gate and waited for about seven or eight minutes before finally seeing Tian Jingyi and Han Su helping Shu He walk out of the school gate, one on each side.

Behind these three was Wu You... but Wu You remained in a rather awkward position, wanting to help them up but not daring to.

After seeing Shu He off, Han Su and Tian Jingyi were about to get in the car together when they saw Shu He shake her head at them.

"I have class this afternoon, you guys go eat first, and please sign me in for class."

Shu He's voice was weak, but she still tried not to cause trouble for her other two roommates.

Han Su stamped her foot in frustration and said, "Oh dear, why are you still concerned about signing in at a time like this? I'll ask the counselor for leave and go to the hospital with you this afternoon."

“Yes, at worst we can just skip one class. The teacher won’t make us fail because of that one class,” Tian Jingyi also chimed in, trying to reassure us.

However, Shu He was determined not to trouble the two girls.

Just as the situation reached a stalemate, Chen Yan offered a suggestion.

"Okay, Jingyi, Hansu, you two go eat first, and sign in for Shuhe during class this afternoon... Wuyou, get in the car and come with me to take Shuhe to the hospital."

"If Shuhe does have a health problem, I will contact you immediately."

“Well…” Han Su turned to look at Tian Jingyi. After a few seconds of eye contact, Han Su turned back to her and said, “Okay, but be sure to contact us if you have any problems.”

"Don't worry." Chen Yan nodded, looking at Shu He sitting in the back row, and said, "Shu He, if you're feeling unwell, you can just lie down in the back row."

After saying that, he half-pushed Wu You into the driver's seat and said, "Quick, you're going to be the laborer today." Wu You was completely shocked by Chen Yan's "loyalty".

Unexpectedly, he only said to the other party, "Brother Yan, can you help me ease the tension?" and the other party gave him the opportunity to show off today.

Accompanying Shuhe to the hospital throughout the entire process, as long as you behave well, is a great opportunity to increase her favorability.

Thinking of this, Wu Youxin felt a surge of excitement. If it weren't for the inappropriate occasion, he would have loved to call Chen Yan "godfather".

"Don't delay any longer." Chen Yan waved his hand. "You guys go eat now, Wu You and I will take Shu He to the hospital."

After saying that, Chen Yan closed the car door and stepped on the gas.

Soon, the beautiful black Panamera grew smaller and smaller in the eyes of the two women until it disappeared completely.

……

After the car had completely disappeared from sight, Han Su and Tian Jingyi turned around and walked back to school.

"Jingyi, you have such good taste." Han Su couldn't help but sigh, "When something big happens, someone has to be able to keep things stable. If Chen Yan wasn't here, I don't know how long it would have dragged on."

Tian Jingyi didn't know what to say, so she could only echo, "It's fortunate that he was here today, otherwise I would have been a little flustered too."

After praising Chen Yan, Han Su couldn't help but start scolding Wu You.

"Wu You is quite a character. He said he came to reconcile with Xiao He, but he didn't show any talent at all in that situation just now. He just followed us around like an idiot."

Although she was also dissatisfied with Wu You's performance, Tian Jingyi still said objectively, "You can't say that. He wanted to help at first, but after being rejected by Xiao He twice, he didn't dare to come up."

“If Xiaohe refuses him, he won’t force her,” Han Su immediately retorted. “Can’t he see that Xiaohe is just being stubborn? The two of them had such a good relationship before. Even if Xiaohe is disappointed in him, it’s impossible that she has no feelings for him at all. He shouldn’t say anything, just come up and help her up. I don’t believe Xiaohe will refuse him.”

His hesitant and cowardly demeanor disappointed Xiao He.

Han Su didn't have an omniscient perspective and thought that Shu He had some feelings for Wu You, so after seeing Wu You's behavior, she couldn't help but feel sorry for Shu He.

“Xiao He is so good, and she’s always so proactive… I think Wu You has just gone crazy from all that studying. I used to think these two had a chance, but now it seems they’re not really a good match. They should just live their own lives.”

Tian Jingyi agreed with this, nodding in agreement, "Wu You is indeed not suitable for Xiao He."

……

Just as Wu You was still excited about having a chance to shine and dreaming of "turning the tide in one fell swoop," he heard Shu He lying in the back row whispering:
"Chen Yan, could you please drive to the entrance of Jianghai University first? Thank you."

Wu You was stunned for a moment, then immediately realized that Shu He didn't want him to stay, and quickly said, "Shu He, I know you hate me, but now is really not the time to be temperamental..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Shu He's weak but firm voice rang out again.

"Go to the gate of Jianghai University..."

Faced with Shu He's unusually tough attitude, Wu You was at a loss for what to do and could only stare blankly at her.

Looking at Shu He's disheveled hair and her rosy face, he suddenly realized just how beautiful she was, and then began to regret why he had been so hesitant and indecisive back then.

If he had been braver back then, wouldn't he be able to stand confidently by Shuhe's side as her boyfriend now?

"Okay, Wu You, I'll take you back to school first." After saying the first part of his sentence, Chen Yan lowered his voice and whispered in Wu You's ear, "If Shu He has any problems, I'll let you know immediately."

"Yes, thank you, Brother Yan." Wu You was so grateful that tears were about to fall.

After Wu You got out of the car, Chen Yan drove the car forward a little further. Using the skill [Invalid Filming], he confirmed that there were no cameras around. Then he activated [Domain of Insensitivity], enveloping the entire car. He then turned to look at Shu He in the back seat.

"Xiao He, how are you feeling?"

"Dr. Chen, please help me." Shu He gently bit her lip, her voice filled with irresistible allure.

(I can only write 9,000 words now, the lights are going out soon, and why does typing on a phone feel so bad?)

(Crying, jpg)

(By the way, my ranking on the monthly ticket chart has dropped a lot, please give me some tickets.)
(End of this chapter)