Chapter 209 Boys are disgusting! (Second update~)

Gu Huai entered the classroom before Cai Yan arrived.

It wasn't that he was really afraid of the other person catching up and getting back at him; he simply didn't want to cause the girl any more trouble.

Leaving school together is fine, but going to the classroom together seems suspicious, especially since it's not during normal class time.

Upon entering the classroom, I noticed that there were quite a few people there.

As expected of an experimental class, they don't even let their lunch break go to waste.

"Hmm? What's that smell?"

Gu Huai quickly walked to his table and found that Fang Boyu and the chubby guy next to him were eating noodles.

Fang Boyu looked up at Gu Huai, "The pig-slaughtering noodles at the school gate are fucking delicious, want some?"

I haven't seen such a kind-hearted teenager in high school who is so unaware of the dangers of society.

As everyone knows, in high school, everything except exam papers is a scarce commodity.

You can't just leave tissues, snacks, or even drinks on the table. You never know when some shameless jerk might come over and ask to try them. Once it happens, it'll happen again. You'll end up like the cafeteria lady serving food. All those classmates who usually act all high and mighty and act like they're superior will suddenly become beggars.

I barely ate a few bites before it was gone.

Even so, what needs to be said still needs to be said.

Gu Huai couldn't help but speak up, "I can forget about the pig-slaughtering powder; when I came in, I thought someone was eating a pig."

"Pfft, hahaha!"

Fang Boyu couldn't hold back and spat it out, the chewed rice noodles and pork flying everywhere.

Good grief, this is even more disgusting.

But Fang Boyu didn't seem to care. He picked up the draft paper and started wiping his butt with a tissue. What? What is that? Never used one before. Draft paper is fine, isn't it? It's just that wiping your butt hurts a little.

"Is it really necessary? Pig-killing powder is delicious."

Gu Huai shook his head. "I tried it once, and it tasted fishy all over my mouth. I can't eat it."

The chubby man in red behind him looked up and said, "Some people can't stand eating pork butchering powder, just like some people can't stand cilantro. It's said that it's determined by their genes; the taste of this stuff is different for them than for us."

That makes sense.

Fang Boyu looked at Gu Huai with pity, "It's a pity, there's nothing that can be done about genetic defects."

"What do you mean by 'flaw'?"

"Hahaha, it's mine, but Gu Huai, do me a favor."

Fang Boyu suddenly said.

"What's the deal?"

"My phone is charging behind the multimedia area. Could you please get it for me? I'm afraid I won't remember to take it when class starts, and if the teacher finds out, it will become public property."

Fang Boyu is a boarding student, and as everyone knows, for boarding students, their cell phones are more important than their lives.

It's not for any high-sounding reason like convenient contact with family; it's just that in the testosterone-filled dorm room, there's always an need for some other way to release that late at night. Without a phone, you can only communicate with spirits through dreams, which also means changing your pants more often. The worst part is that you have to wash them yourself while living on campus—being a boarding student is just too tough.

"Alright, I'll help you this once."

"You son of a bitch!"

Feeling a strange empathy for the boarding students, Gu Huai walked over to the multimedia room, which was usually hung in the left corner of the classroom, a huge curtain that ensured every student could see it from a certain angle.

Gu Huai didn't pay attention and simply lifted the curtain and went inside.

At the same time, he also heard some sounds.

"Zizzi."

"Chirp."

Where did the bird come from?
"what!"

Then came the girl's scream.

Gu Huai then noticed that there were two people hiding behind the huge curtain!
There was a boy and a girl. The girl was from my class; I think her name was Xu Yuqing. She was pretty, but not very tall—a typical petite southern girl. I didn't recognize the boy. The two of them had their hands on each other's shoulders and backs, looking bewildered. The girl seemed a bit nervous and shy.

Gu Huai immediately understood.

While others are busy eating pork offal soup during their lunch break, they're also studying exam papers and diving into a sea of ​​questions.

You two are hiding behind the media, making out, huh? Is it really that easy to make out? It reminds me of kissing Lin Jiang and Cai Yan.

There's nothing special about it, is there? Maybe it will take a few more tries to figure it out.

Gu Huai didn't say anything. This kind of thing is normal. After all, they are young couples in school, and they are at the most passionate age. Boys can always coax girls into doing ambiguous things in school. It's just that they are really not afraid that the teacher will pass by in the corridor and find two pairs of legs under the curtain.

"Clap."

He ripped the phone off the nearby socket that was charging.

I plan to leave like this.

That's how it should have been, but I don't know why, maybe the young man in love felt he needed to be manly, maybe he felt the scene was too awkward and wanted to say something, or maybe he felt that Gu Huai's casual glance contained too many emotions.

"What are you looking at?"

The boy spoke in an impolite tone.

Gu Huai thought he had misheard.

In the simulation, it had been a long time since anyone had spoken to me like that.

Dude, you've caught my attention.

Gu Huai looked over at his phone. "Are you talking to me?"

"No, what else!"

It's clear this guy isn't good at being aggressive. Maybe he feels he needs to be more assertive in front of his girlfriend? Love really does make people blind.

"Click."

At extremely close range, Gu Huai used Fang Boyu's phone to capture the moment when the two were still embracing.

"what are you doing!"

The boy's eyes widened in disbelief.

Xu Yuqing, who was standing next to her, was dumbfounded. Why was she taking pictures?

Gu Huai gave a domineering smile, "I'll give you two choices: either apologize to me, or I'll take the photos to the head teacher."

"!!!"

"I'm sorry, my tone was off just now." Accompanied by loud music, the boy apologized sincerely.

Then, looking up inexplicably, she asked, "Why is there music playing?"

Gu Huai suddenly realized, "Oh, sorry, I just turned it on." Then he turned off the music on his phone.

The boy's face was practically twitching.

Gu Huai turned around with his phone in hand. "You guys continue. I hope I didn't disturb you."

When the curtain was drawn again, the boy couldn't help but look at Xu Yuqing and say, "What kind of people are in your class? Are they crazy?"

Xu Yuqing thought to herself, "Didn't you inexplicably criticize them first? Otherwise, would they have taken such private photos?"

I'm so young and I already have a lot of scandals. Who will speak up for me?

"It might be a bit strange."

"Shh!"

"what!"

Suddenly the curtain was pulled open, startling the two of them, who then saw Gu Huai's serious face.

"Don't you dare say bad things about me!"

"I know, I know!"

The curtain was drawn back down.

The man breathed a sigh of relief. "Maybe we should go somewhere else. This place is kind of scary."

He was feeling quite passionate just now, even finding the sneaky kissing exciting. But then this strange young man suddenly startled him twice, and he's worried about developing lasting effects. At such a young age, he doesn't want to go to a urology clinic.

Xu Yuqing was naturally in no mood to be seen by her classmates. "Forget it, go back to your class. Your classmates will probably be coming over soon."

"Then, shall we have dinner together after school?"

"we'll see!"

Gu Huai strode over to Fang Boyu with an air of indifference.

Fang Boyu, who had already finished eating the pork stew, gave Gu Huai a thumbs up. "You're really something. You even took a picture. I thought you were going to use the picture to tell Xu Yuqing: You don't want the head teacher to see this picture, do you?"

Gu Huai kicked the other person, "Get lost, you're being too arrogant, her boyfriend just left."

"It's okay, there will always be times when her boyfriend isn't around."

"Get lost."

"Hahaha, but to be honest, when I first met you I thought you were pretty serious, but I didn't know you could be so abstract?"

Abstracting oneself?

Isn't that cool?
Okay, that's true to some extent.

Perhaps it was because of a complete change in mindset, and also because it was a simulation, giving myself a lawless environment, that I naturally released many possibilities that were originally in my personality but had been suppressed for a long time.

Besides, what's wrong with being abstract? It's better than being a coward or an idiot.

Cai Yan, who had been out doing something unknown, returned to the classroom late.

Before Gu Huai could speak, he saw Cai Yan, sulking, forcefully cut between him and Fang Boyu, then sit down and look at Gu Huai.

"I'm furious."

"Who upset you again?"

Fang Boyu leaned over and said, "No, I was chatting with Gu Huai first. Cai Yan, you can talk to me about your business later."

Cai Yan glared at Fang Boyu and said, "Shut up."

"Oh."

Fang Boyu shrank back, just like a mouse that thought it had become much stronger, which had just crawled out and saw the cat with eight-pack abs showing off its biceps, and could only slink back in.

Then Cai Yan acted as if nothing had happened, instantly switching from a cold expression to a fighting one.

"I saw Lulu when I went upstairs just now. She lied to me; she didn't go back for dinner at all!"

"That's really going too far. Let's go, I'm going to settle the score with her!"

Gu Huai made a move to get up.

Cai Yan immediately grabbed Gu Huai's arm, "Wait, wait a minute!"

"What? I'll help you get revenge."

Cai Yan looked embarrassed and said, "Well... it's not that serious, we're friends after all."

Is this bastard really that clueless, or is he just pretending?
Gu Huai couldn't help but laugh to himself.

Hey there, try this.

Who doesn't know why Lulu said that back then? You're trying to pull this on me now, huh?
"Then what if you're still angry? I just can't stand seeing you angry, and I want to get justice for you."

You speak so nicely now, you know how to think of me!

Cai Yan was furious.

"I wasn't that angry. I mean, I'm calm now. No, I calm down very easily!"

"Well, then there's nothing we can do about it."

"Hey Fatty Red, do you know something?"

Fang Boyu suddenly spoke to the chubby man in red behind Gu Huai.

"what?"

"The most enjoyable stage for men and women is when they are flirting. They say things that seem boring to outsiders, but they find them very interesting. They are completely oblivious to the world around them."

"I don't know, but I bumped into something."

"You keep hitting your thing, you fatso!"

"I can confirm that I'm alive now, but I don't know if you'll be alive later, Four-Eyes."

"Let's settle this one-on-one in the bathroom!"

“I will knock you down in front of Cai Yan and stomp on your face with my size 45 feet. You’d better take off your little glasses beforehand.”

Where did Sister Ji Chengyu come from?

Cai Yan covered her lips as if she was about to vomit just imagining the scene.

Boys are disgusting.
Then she saw Gu Huai standing in front of her, clean and with clear eyes.

Fortunately, he was very clean.

……

(End of this chapter)

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