Let's debut, fairy!

Chapter 2 Poor Ghost
Cricket pupa.

The cricket pupa exerts its strength.

Meng Bai struggled to cling to the wall and peered out.

At this moment, he finally saw the scene outside.

"Table, chair, shelf, bed..." As he looked around, Meng Bai slowly lowered his head and looked at the wooden house beneath him.

This is hardly a wooden house.
This is clearly a wooden box.

I've always been in a box that sits on a table.

Outside the box was a quaint, even somewhat dilapidated, house!
Judging from the proportions of the furniture, the house is not very big, but it is very tidy. However, the various pieces of furniture inside are obviously not a set, but rather a collection of mismatched items.

"So, it's not that the White Snake is too big, but that I'm too small?"

Meng Bai clung to the edge of the box. He had originally planned to escape, but faced with his tiny size, he didn't know how to run away for a moment.

Just then, the clanging sound of blacksmithing came again.

Meng Bai looked in the direction of the sound and saw a woman dressed in blue outside the wooden door of the house, hammering something with a small hammer.

Due to the angle, Meng Bai could only see her back.

The woman was tall and slender. Her hair was casually tied up with a wooden hairpin, while the rest of her long, flowing black hair cascaded down her slender waist, which was tightly bound by a sash.

While forging iron, she would occasionally bend over to check her hips, which would appear and disappear in the movement, making it impossible to look away.

'Is she human?'

'Or did the snake transform into human form?'

'White Snake Sister? Green-Clad Sister? Isn't this combination reversed?'

Some random thoughts popped into Meng Bai's mind.

Then the woman put down the hammer and picked up a bronze helmet that was clearly a size larger than her head, and put it on.

It turns out that what she had just been hitting was this helmet.

After putting on the helmet, the woman didn't dance around, but her constant stroking of the helmet still conveyed her joy and happiness.

Meng Bai, however, was dumbfounded.

'What the hell is this design?'

'A graceful, ethereal fairy in blue robes is wearing a helmet just like the one worn by Yuchi Gong (a famous Chinese court official)? And the size doesn't even match! Does it look good?'

Is this the celestial realm's aesthetic standard?

Just as he was questioning the celestial realm's aesthetic sense, the woman finally turned around.

Unfortunately, the helmet also had a visor, so Meng Bai could only glimpse the woman's eyes, which glowed with a faint purple light; he couldn't see anything else.

"How did you climb out?" The white snake had somehow swum onto the woman's helmet and was curiously looking at Meng Bai.

I must say, from a distance, this snake is actually quite beautiful.

With a pearly white complexion tinged with pink, eyes as bright as sapphire, and even eyelashes—she didn't resemble a real snake, but rather a snake from a 3D animation. If she had horns, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call her a dragon.

Just as Meng Bai was marveling at the White Snake's beauty...

But then the woman in green came gracefully towards them, her movements so light as to seem weightless, making the large helmet on her head stand out even more.

The suddenness of the situation made Meng Bai seriously suspect that the woman had picked up the helmet by chance.

After all, the White Snake just said that they were very poor. Given their economic situation, it was quite reasonable for her to wear an unattractive but practical magical artifact on her head.

"The ghost messenger told me your name is Meng Bai?" Her body was light, her voice was soft, and her words were like the tinkling of a spring, clean and gentle, without the slightest hint of affectation.

This made Meng Bai even more curious about the face beneath her mask.

But now is not the time for curiosity.

He struggled to turn over and sit on the edge of the box.

Then, feigning composure, he imitated a scene from a TV drama, cupping his fists and saying, "I am Meng Bai. May I ask your honorable name, fairy?"

"Plain Heart Crabapple".

"Crispy candy?" For some reason, these three words inexplicably popped into Meng Bai's mind.

"Do not be afraid. Although I want you to help me cultivate, I will not let you suffer the same fate as others, where your soul is scattered and you cannot be reborn."

"After the moon passes through the area in twenty-eight days, I will think of a way to send you back to the underworld so that you can be reincarnated." Su Xintang said, sitting cross-legged on the low couch.

Upon hearing this, Meng Bai's heart tightened immediately.

reincarnation?

I don't want to be reincarnated!
However, there is good news: the Pillow Technique doesn't seem to be a one-time thing, otherwise there wouldn't be any talk of reincarnation.

Upon hearing that Meng Bai was to be sent to the underworld, the White Snake immediately exclaimed, "Are you crazy? It's no joke if the underworld finds out! Can't we just keep him here?"

Seeing this, Su Xintang said softly, "Heaven has the virtue of cherishing life. It is truly unfair to him to keep him alive and not let him be reincarnated."

After saying that, she added, "Moreover, his soul is weak and his lifespan is probably only a month or so. If he wants to live longer, he needs to be nourished by a pottery spirit, but a pottery spirit costs 10,000 coins and can only be used for 28 days."

Upon hearing this, Meng Bai finally couldn't help but ask the poor goddess, "Fairy..." "I am not a fairy. Only those mortal beings who attain enlightenment are called fairies. I was born in heaven and am not a mortal being," Su Xintang corrected.

As she spoke, she pulled out an incense burner from somewhere and placed it in front of her.

"Your Excellency..." Meng Bai changed his form of address again.

"I have not yet become a god; I am merely a celestial spirit who has cultivated in the He Gu Heavenly Palace. The title of Venerable God can wait until I attain the position of a Spirit God," Su Xintang corrected again.

It's clear that these two sisters are very good at chatting.

Meng Bai had a lot to say, but these two interruptions completely stifled him.

He opened and closed his mouth, stretched out and pulled his hand back, not knowing what to say. He could only watch as Su Xintang fiddled with the incense burner and incense.

A moment later, Su Xintang lit three incense sticks and placed them in the incense burner in front of her.

The way he lit incense for himself looked incredibly strange.

Perhaps the preparations were finished, she added:
“I know you have many questions, but I don’t have much free time and have to make a living every day. There are some things I will discuss with you in detail in my dream realm. You should contemplate the place where you live in the mortal world.”

As soon as she finished speaking, she made a grasping motion with her left hand towards Meng Bai, while simultaneously forming a hand seal with her right hand and beginning to chant incantations.

A sudden dizzying sensation washed over me.

Before he could see anything clearly, Meng Bai felt himself being held by Su Xintang.

A short while later, he felt himself being held in Su Xintang's mouth again.

To be precise, his soul was placed inside a small jade ball. Su Xintang lifted her mask and put the entire ball into her mouth.

moment,

A strange, warm, and humid sensation surrounded me, indescribable in words.

Then, wisps of incense carrying the scent of lotus leaves drifted over.

The smell made Meng Bai drowsy. He tried desperately to stay awake, but he couldn't resist the overwhelming drowsiness.

'This, is it the Pillow Technique?'

With this thought, Meng Bai's vision blurred, and his consciousness vanished.

…………

The sound of the train speeding through the air constantly swept past my ears.

Meng Bai's consciousness gradually gathered with the sound.

He didn't know how much time had passed when he suddenly opened his eyes, his heart pounding. He clutched his chest and took a deep breath.

However, the next second,
The sight before him made him instinctively pause in his breathing.

Until I heard the announcement in both Mandarin and Cantonese, "Next stop, High-tech Park."

He finally realized that he was actually on the Shenzhen subway!
Just rub it.

Meng Bai hurriedly stood up, looking around as he touched the railings, handrails, and even the glass in the subway.

The touch is very real.

No, the texture is too realistic!
He glanced at his smartwatch, which clearly displayed "Wednesday" and "13:21".

He starts work at 2 PM and finishes at 10 PM, so he should be on his way to work right now.

So, I was just too tired and fell asleep on the subway. Was the white snake and the crispy candy I encountered just a dream?

'I knew that working so much overtime every day would cause problems!'

'Once my personal account is up and running, I won't even bother with this crappy class anymore!'

Meng Bai, feeling somewhat relieved, sat back down in his chair.

The cool metal of the subway benches made him feel so comfortable in the August weather that he wanted to shout.

Who wants to die if he can live?

What's more, after death, you get a pornographic disc as a bonus, and then you're used as a cultivation tool by a species that calls itself "Heavenly Spirit".

Ah, that's great.

When I'm in a good mood, even the subway looks nice.

Look at this floor, it's so clean.

Look at this handrail, how sturdy it is.

Look at that female cosplayer dressed in ancient costume, wearing a blue robe and an ugly helmet. She looks so familiar.

Look at this...

and many more! !
It's unwatchable.

Isn't that just a cheap, mushy candy?

(End of this chapter)