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Chapter 162 The Mink Disagrees!

"Alright, dear viewers, today we're here to see a new car, the Dapeng Chajiu..."

The car reviewer's voice came from the tablet.

The minks looked at each other, wondering if this was reliable.
Isn't this just advertising?

Mink doesn't know much about cars, so don't get fooled.
"Waaaaah, aww aww aww..."

Diao Jianjian gestured to explain... Diao doesn't understand cars, but Diao understands people!

The first car that gets fawned over and praised is definitely the one being advertised!

Then the car that gets yelled at by an angry face must have not received protection money!
Finally, there are the cars that are described in detail, with both good and bad points, and in a sarcastic way, yet you can't find any major flaws. These are the cars that have the most popularity, haven't paid any protection money, and are of decent quality!

In short, a mink may not understand cars, but it understands people!

Finding your car by talking to people is always a safe bet!
Several minks looked at Mink Tip-tip and beamed with joy, thinking this method was quite good.

"Waaaaah, woof woof woof!"

"Awoooooo!"

...Having only been in the mortal realm for a short time, how does Diao Jianjian already understand humans so well?
Diao Jianjian was even more smug.

No big deal.

It's just basic stuff for corrupt officials.

……

Night falls.

The huge parking lot was brightly lit.

One car after another drove in, filling the place to capacity.

"Waaaaah, waaaaah!"

"Awoooooo!"

Mink Blackie, Mink Whitey, and several other brothers, dressed in black cloud invisibility cloaks, strolled casually around the parking lot.

They're not here to play around!

They came to conduct on-site research!
Let's take a look at what kind of cars people like to buy these days!

"嘤嘤嘤?"

While using her phone, Diao Heihei took a picture of a large black car that appears frequently in photos.

At the same time, I also had doubts in my heart.

With so many cars and so many people, what are they doing here?

Boom!
The car door is closed.

A middle-aged man, looking travel-worn, quickly left with his family, carrying a satchel.

"There are so many people."

"Let's go.

"We'll go and fulfill our vow too."

Fulfilling a vow?

Neither Blackie nor Whitey, the mink next to him, understood.

What does this mean?
Having completed their survey of the vehicles, they simply followed these people, leaving the parking lot and heading towards the main entrance.

Diao didn't recognize the three large characters "Amakusa-ji" at the entrance. He just shuffled along with the crowd into the temple, his short legs swaying.

But inside, the lights were on and tourists were everywhere.

Everyone looked travel-worn and worried.

Almost no one was in the mood to play.

"I'm busy with work during the day, so I come here in the evening to fulfill my vow."

"We are here to make a wish."

How much are the incense and candles at the temple?

"Three hundred and ninety-nine sticks of incense?

"Let's have three pillars."

Several sables shook their heads, looked around, and swayed as they followed the crowd into the main hall.

Below the golden Buddha statue, a large group of people were kneeling, each muttering incantations.

"Thank you, Buddha, for protecting my family last night. I have come to express my gratitude..."

"I hope the Bodhisattva will bless my family with peace and safety."

"Buddha above, I was terrified last night, waaaaaah..."

Several minks, dressed in black cloud-like cloaks of invisibility, moved among the kneeling crowd, and the more they listened, the more uneasy they felt.

They gathered together, each one frowning, glaring with their small eyes, their expressions full of anger. "Waaaaah, howl howl?"

"Awoooooo?"

What are these people doing?

Can we pray to the Bodhisattva to protect them and keep them safe?
Did they thank Buddha for protecting their family?
Did these people get something wrong?
Or is it simply a lack of conscience?
Were they protected by Buddha? Or Bodhisattva?

He's clearly the boss!
Several minks looked up at the Buddha statues enshrined in the hall, then left in a huff.

They walked along, whimpering and discussing how to solve the problem.

The boss is very magnanimous and won't care about these messy things.

But not mink!
A mature official will never stand by and watch his boss suffer such injustice!
……

"It's really weird."

“Previously, this Amakusa Temple was almost unable to continue operating.”

"How did you suddenly become so popular recently?"

Inside the temple courtyard, Li Nuanling and Fang Min, dressed in casual clothes, were patrolling and observing.

"Not only our East Lake, but also many temples and Taoist temples in other places have become popular recently."

"With shopping malls and cinemas closed and no longer operating, people have become obsessed with worshipping Buddha."

Large gatherings of people often mean huge hidden dangers!

The Bureau of Non-Natural Affairs quickly discovered this matter and sent Li Nuanling and Fang Min to conduct an on-site investigation to assess the situation and get a sense of the facts.

As the two were looking around, a white-bearded old monk in a kasaya walked over with a smile.

"Director Li! Director Fang!"

"Why didn't you two tell us you were coming to do research?"
"It's so late at night, and I haven't arranged any receptions."

"Quickly, please come inside!"

The two looked slightly embarrassed when they were recognized.

But after a moment's thought, he followed the old monk back into the house.

After all, the old monk is the abbot here and has the best understanding of the temple's situation. Asking him directly is a highly efficient way to conduct research.

……

The temple's popularity didn't gradually fade until late at night.

creak...

Several young monks closed the gate and locked it from the inside; it was already one o'clock in the morning.

The old abbot had a serious expression.

"How's it going? Have all the tourists been cleaned up?"

The young monks nodded.

The old abbot immediately waved his hand.

"Come on, take your things and come with me to the main hall."

What they were going to bring were two black boxes.

When they were led into the main hall, they found that the incense burner in front of the Buddha statue was filled with a thick layer of incense ash.

Under the abbot's supervision, two black boxes were placed in front of the Buddha statue and their lids were opened.

Inside were two withered human heads!

None of the monks dared to look.

The abbot looked impatient.

"What are you all pretending to be, children?"
"When you were selling corpse tears for money, weren't you afraid?"
"When you go out to eat, drink, and have fun after selling the goods, how can you not be afraid?"
"Zhang Bing, sit here and guard the collector properly!"
"Li Maozi, go out and stand guard!"

Upon hearing the word "money," the monks chuckled awkwardly and obediently followed the abbot's instructions, either guarding the collector or standing watch outside.

The old abbot simply sat down cross-legged on the futon, but he was too lazy to look at the Buddha statue. Instead, he stared at the collector with his eyes shining!

This is good stuff!
The corpse tears collected in one night can sell for 100,000 yuan!

He was secretly pleased, completely unaware that several unseen figures had returned to the main hall.

It turned out to be Diao Heihei, Diao Baibai, Diao Jianjian, and several others, all furious, some carrying hammers and chisels, some holding grinding wheels, and some holding blueprints, looking up at the high Buddha statue, ready to reshape it!

With a "whoosh," Diao Jianjian opened the drawing... On the paper was her drawing of white cloud lancers!

The people of Donghu City are worshipping the wrong thing. They shouldn't be worshipping Buddha; they should be worshipping this instead!
but……

The minks looked at the monks guarding the collector and exchanged bewildered glances.

Why are these bald guys staying here in the middle of the night instead of going to sleep?
How can the renovation project be carried out if they don't leave?

(End of this chapter)