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Chapter 82 Confession (It will be available on Friday, everyone, it's confirmed)

All the emotions finally found an outlet and exploded completely:

"Jiang Che! You damned liar! Pervert! You big lecher! You...you actually lied to me!"

With a roar, she rushed to the sofa, grabbed the nearest cushion, and threw it at Jiang Che!

When Jiang Che saw Yoona throwing a pillow at him, he didn't dodge. Instead, he felt a little more at ease—thankfully, it was the familiar pillow, which meant there wasn't a big problem.

He skillfully raised his hand to cover his head, but his eyes caught sight of the glass bottles containing fireflies on the ground, afraid that Yoona might accidentally step on them and hurt herself in her anger.
"Calm down! Yoona! Watch your step! Be careful!"

But Yoona was in a fit of anger and wouldn't listen to anything; she was practically waving the cushion around in circles.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade her otherwise, Jiang Che steeled his heart. He waited for the moment Yoona raised the pillow again...

Suddenly standing up, before Yoona could react, he lowered his body, wrapped his arm around Yoona's slender waist, and with a little effort, hoisted her onto his shoulder.

"What?!?!"

Yoona felt a sudden dizziness and cried out in surprise as Jiang Che easily hoisted her onto his shoulder! Her vision was instantly reversed, and she was upside down, only able to see his muscular back and the fireflies on the floor.

The sudden feeling of weightlessness startled her, and she quickly let go of the cushion, clinging tightly to Jiang Che's waist, afraid that he might lose his balance and drop her.
"Hey! What are you doing! Put me down! Jiang Che! You bastard! Put me down!"

Jiang Che carried Yoon-ah and walked a few steps to the sofa, carefully placing her on it and helping her to sit up again.

Yoona was still in shock, her hair was a little disheveled, and she sat on the sofa panting. Her face turned red and white, and she glared at Jiang Che with a mixture of shame and anger.

Jiang Che took a small step back, maintaining a safe distance. Looking at her disheveled and flustered appearance, he subconsciously touched his nose, a mixture of helplessness and amusement on his face.
"See? I told you not to kiss, it could really cause trouble. But you wouldn't listen, and now look what happened, you've become a meme! Surprised? Unexpected?"

Yoona looked at the man in front of her, a stranger who seemed somewhat familiar, and at the irritating smile on his face. She recalled how embarrassingly she had tried to kiss him earlier...

She suddenly realized that tonight's birthday was going to be incredibly exciting.

She was so agitated that all she wanted to do was explode on the spot, or... blow up the guy in front of her!
But then she suddenly realized that Jiang Che's height and leg length were not obvious when he was sitting, but when he stood up, he must be at least 185 cm tall.

Looking down, you see Jiang Che's bathrobe. Because of the earlier pillow fight and carrying, the belt around his waist has come undone, and the collar is casually open, revealing his well-defined pectoral muscles and the faint outline of his abdominal muscles…

"Ouch!" Yoona exclaimed as if she'd been burned, abruptly averting her gaze and frantically pointing towards the guest room, her voice trembling.
"You! You go and put your clothes on right now!"

Jiang Che was taken aback by her sudden instruction. He looked down at himself and belatedly realized the situation. Feeling somewhat embarrassed, he subconsciously pulled his bathrobe tighter.

"Clothes? You still have men's clothing?"

Upon hearing this, Yoona inwardly wanted to slap herself; she had truly lost her temper. She forced herself to remain calm, her eyes darting around:
"Then...then tie your bathrobe belt tight first!"

Jiang Che readily complied and obediently re-tied his belt. Yoona only breathed a slight sigh of relief after glancing at him out of the corner of her eye, but her heart was still beating a little fast.

She forced herself to calm down, put on a stern face again, and began to settle scores.

“Now,” she took a deep breath and looked directly into Jiang Che’s eyes:

"Tell me. Why did you lie to me back then? Why did you say you were a girl and make up such a tragic backstory?"

The thought that she had once felt sympathy for her poor sister who favored boys over girls made her want to go back in time and slap herself.

Jiang Che touched his nose, looking a little embarrassed.

"Um... I had just woken up and the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was you, and you caught me red-handed. It was really a bit scary. If I were to say that I'm actually a man... I'm afraid you'd wall me up." After saying that, he subconsciously gave a Locke Che smile.

Looking at that familiar smile, Yoona was momentarily dazed, and her anger inexplicably dissipated.

She carefully recalled the situation. If Jiang Che had been honest from the beginning that he was a man, given her state of mind at the time, it was hard to say what she might have done.
Reporting it to the police, sending it for investigation, or even taking some extreme measures are all possible.

Thinking about it this way, the initial deception seems... somewhat understandable? Pshaw! Not at all! A lie is a lie!

Yoona quickly dismissed her previous understanding and continued to press for answers:
"Is there anything else you've lied to me about? Tell me everything at once!"

Jiang Che's eyes darted around for a moment, he touched his chin, and after a while, he tentatively said:

"Hmm... If I told you that I actually came from the future, would you believe me?"

Yoona raised an eyebrow, as if her interest had been piqued:
"The future? How can we prove it?"

Jiang Che's eyes lit up as soon as he saw that she seemed interested:
"Invest 100 million with me! Just 100 million! I guarantee I'll prove it to you clearly, you know Bitcoin, right? It's going to go crazy in the future..."

Before she could finish speaking, Yoona's face darkened instantly.

After all that, he's been waiting here! He's circled back to his investment empire again!

She rolled her eyes at him irritably, her previous interest vanishing instantly.

Seeing her expression, Jiang Che thought to himself, 'Fine, I told you the truth. You just didn't believe me. Don't come around saying I lied to you later.'

Yoona was too lazy to argue with him anymore; her mind was a mess and she needed to sort it out.

Thinking about it carefully, the current situation doesn't seem to be all bad?
Good news: The person I like... or rather, the person I've developed feelings for, is actually a guy! This at least proves that my sexual orientation is completely straight, and I don't need to be a cheerleader anymore!

At least she wouldn't have to worry about it so much anymore. Thinking of this, a huge weight was lifted off her shoulders.

But the bad news: the guy I like has not only transformed into me, but he's also transformed into Taeyeon unnie and Sunny unnie!
Doesn't that mean... he not only saw it, but might even have touched it... ugh... this guy doesn't uphold male virtues!
Thinking of this, Yoona's gaze instantly sharpened, shooting towards Jiang Che like daggers.

Jiang Che felt a chill run down his spine from her gaze and instinctively took a half-step back.
"What happened again?"

Yoona gritted her teeth, ultimately refraining from asking the embarrassing question. But then she suddenly remembered something crucial: the words Jiang Che had shouted when he desperately tried to stop her from kissing him—

"I'm afraid you'll be so scared after I kiss you that your face will turn into a meme!"

"I told you so... not to kiss me..."

"And when it was mentioned later that recovery was possible, I didn't have time to tell myself that."

Obviously, this wasn't the first time he had transformed. Since a kiss could turn him back into his true form, the question is, who kissed him the first time that caused him to transform? Or who did he kiss?

……

Upon realizing this, Yoona's eyes widened instantly.

　Ahem, family members, it was originally supposed to be available tomorrow, but since tomorrow is September 918th, after discussion we've decided to postpone it by one day. It will definitely be available on Friday.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)