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Chapter 2 Yoona Meets Yoona Again
He couldn't help but glance back, wondering if Yoona was behind him.

However, there was nothing there. "Hehe... Maybe the owner of this body was also named Yoona, and she happened to know Taeyeon. Yes, that must be it."

Before he could even comfort himself—

Swish!
A huge white beam of light precisely enveloped him from the ceiling of the stadium!
In that instant, countless eyes turned to him from all directions, and the surrounding noise grew even more excited. But Jiang Che had also completely given up hope. Had he really become Lin Yoona?

And Yoona texted saying she wouldn't come, but then she showed up – was she planning to surprise Taeyeon? I don't know if Taeyeon was surprised or not, but I definitely felt surprised!
"Yoona!! Ahhh, Yoona unnie!!"

"Tae-yoon is real!!"

"Yoona unnie, look here!!"

The screams coming from all directions almost lifted the roof off. They were excited, as if they had tasted the sweetness of a CP, but Jiang Che only found them noisy.

His immediate instinct was to run away, to vanish on the spot.

I wasn't prepared at all to suddenly become a girl, surrounded by everyone, and having all those boys staring at me. "Pah, what's in those looks? Everyone knows who they are."

Before he could figure out a good excuse to disappear, Kim Tae-yeon rushed down!
The fans' screams instantly escalated, as if they were witnessing their favorite CP (couple pairing) come true. Jiang Che only felt a blur before his eyes, and the force from his wrist almost sent him flying!

"Ugh—Holy crap..." He swallowed the word "crap" back. "He has to fit the character's persona right now, otherwise he might get dissected if he's discovered, but he has no memories of what happened after he transmigrated. Is this going to be like Barbie Q?"

Also, how come this small guy has such a strong grip?
"Let's go! What are you standing there for!" Taeyeon's voice was filled with undisguised excitement as she grabbed Kang Cheol's wrist and dragged him toward the stage.

Jiang Che was being dragged forward by this bull-like force, and the high heels he was wearing, which he didn't know how many centimeters high, made him, a grown man, feel like he was going to twist his ankle every time he took a step!

Taeyeon is like a locomotive, while I am the train car, and the direction of our journey is not up to me at all.

Seeing Taeyeon's domineering CEO demeanor, the surrounding crowd went even crazier. The guy next to her, whom she had slapped, silently mouthed as he was about to be dragged away, clearly saying, "Don't forget to sign the autograph."

In that short distance, countless thoughts flashed through his mind in a chaotic jumble:

What the hell is going on? In just this short time...

The sheer volume of information had completely overwhelmed him; he opened his eyes to find himself transformed into a girl, then into Yoona, and then immediately he was about to be pulled onto the stage.

There was no time to react. Am I really Yoona? What should I say when I go on stage? Perform a backflip?

My "rich second-generation experience card" is expiring and I'm being forced to reincarnate as a girl group member? But I haven't even used up all my "rich second-generation experience card" yet! This transmigration is awful!
Just as his mind was racing with thoughts of online comments, Kim Tae-yeon had already dragged him onto the stage. This woman is incredibly strong! Isn't she a paper doll?!

"Surprise—" Kim Tae-yeon's voice echoed throughout the venue. She held the microphone in one hand and gripped Kang Cheol's wrist tightly with the other, making Kang Cheol suspect that his wrist must be bruised.

His face was beaming with a smile that could blind anyone:

"Everyone! Look who's here! She said she had something important to do and couldn't come, but it turns out she wanted to give me a super big surprise!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!!"

"Yoona! Yoona! Yoona!" "Unnie, sister, look at me!"

Jiang Che stood on the stage, too afraid to move. "Help! At least let me sort this out! I'm just an ordinary rich kid! Not a girl group's visual center who can sing and dance!"

Kim Tae-yeon, you're such a jerk! Im Yoona is a jerk too! Who is this surprise for anyway? This is ridiculous!
The era of rich women... uh, Girls' Generation, right? Being a member of a girl group doesn't seem so bad, does it? But first, I have to know how to do it! This is hell mode right from the start!

He wanted to smile at the audience, but felt that the muscles in his face were completely out of his control. He could even imagine...

How terrifying must I feel right now, with Yoona's stunningly beautiful face on my face? This scene is probably like the host forcibly dragging you onto the stage to perform, regardless of whether you can break a boulder on your chest.

"Yoona! Yoona! Say something, Yoona!" the fans in the audience shouted wildly.

"Shut up!" Jiang Che roared inwardly. "All I want to say now is my last words!"

Kim Tae-yeon didn't notice anything wrong with Yoona, but she released her grip on Kang Cheol's wrist. Just then, Kang Cheol thought he was saved.

He was immediately put his arm around her shoulder, stood on tiptoe, and whispered in Jiang Che's ear:

"Hey, you brat! Didn't you text me saying you had an important engagement today? Hmm? Why did you sneak off here again? Were you trying to surprise me?"

The warm breath sprayed onto his earlobe, and Jiang Che's CPU was instantly burned out!

A message? What message? Did Yoona send a message saying she couldn't come? It wasn't me!! Important schedule? Conflict? Surprise my foot! I'm the one who was shocked to death on the spot!

Kim Tae-yeon was still waiting for his response, and thousands of eyes in the audience were also waiting for Yoona to speak.

Jiang Che's survival instinct exploded at this moment! "You shut-up, get moving! Say whatever you want!"

He took a deep breath, trying to control his vocal cords, recalling those sweet, charming young anchors he used to bombard with his voice, but perhaps he wasn't used to it, and his voice sounded like a duck being choked.
"Sur...Surprise! Unnie...Happy...birth...day?"

Just as he was racking his brains for what to say next, whether he should say "Surprised? Unexpected? Happy?" and then immediately make an excuse to run away, his eyes swept over the audience.

In a corner, an extremely incongruous person came into his field of vision.

The fans around him were jumping, screaming, and waving their light sticks, but he was the only one who seemed to have been put on pause, sitting stiffly like a mannequin.

The person was wearing a black baseball cap pulled low, standing in a corner, and even in the sweltering heat of the venue, they were wearing a large face mask. Jiang Che was still thinking to himself, "Isn't this just plain crazy?"

He saw the other person raise their head, and the eyes under the brim of their hat were fixed on his face!
When Jiang Che met those eyes, his heart almost stopped in fright!
Those eyes... carried an innate innocence, like a frightened fawn in the forest...

Doe eyes?!

An utterly absurd idea exploded in his head—

Protruding!

That's... Im Yoona?! Then who am I?
(End of this chapter)