Immortal Dao Fruits, Cards to Help Me

Chapter 37 Snake Spirit, I need your help in my cultivation!

"Ding~ You spent a joyful time with the snake spirit. You gained 120 experience points, but lost 22 health points..."

Chen Xiuxian: Children, your grandpa is afraid I won't make it. You need to come and save me.

"Snake demon, I want you to kill me, but not like this!"
As a result, the snake spirit helped Chen Xiuxian, who had a saintly expression on his face, up and held a golden bowl to his lips: "My lord, come, drink this bowl of jade marrow liquid, and you will soon regain your energy!"

Chen Xiuxian took a sniff and thought, "Hmm, it smells pretty good!"
"Ding~ You have consumed the Tier 2 rare item Jade Marrow Liquid. You have recovered 90 points of Qi and Blood, 90 points of True Qi, and all your stamina."

As Chen Xiuxian drank, his mind wandered: He figured this snake spirit's true form was a water snake! It possessed the magical power to flood Jinshan Temple…

"I...I said, Your Majesty..." Chen Xiuxian saw the snake demon licking her lips again and immediately changed his words, "My Queen~"

"You should get some serious work done. Spending all your time in bed doesn't fit your image!"

The snake spirit cupped Chen Xiuxian's face and nodded: "Young master is right, if love between two people is meant to last, why should they be together every day and night?"

"Time flies, and life is fleeting. Lifespan is limited, and we will inevitably turn into a skeleton after a hundred years. I should explore the path to immortality with my young sir, and stay together for a long, long time!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiuxian thought the snake spirit was going to use the gourd brothers to refine the "Seven Hearts Pill," but the snake spirit turned around and pulled out a book called "The Harmony of Yin and Yang and the Generation of All Things"!
Chen Xiuxian: No, what kind of Great Dao is this?! Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't get tangled in my legs, ouch... hiss~
"I've spoiled you rotten! You'd better die!"

"I've wanted to die for so long. My lord, come here!"

"Ding~ You have learned the fourth-tier cultivation technique, 'The Harmony of Yin and Yang and the Generation of All Things'..."

"Ding~ You spent a joyful time with the snake spirit. You circulated the cultivation technique 'Yin Yang Harmony and the Creation of All Things,' gaining 220 experience points and 200 cultivation progress..."

My experience points have increased! My cultivation progress has also increased!

Huh? I didn't learn it! I didn't!

Fairy, you...you've ruined my reputation!

You've really caused me a lot of trouble!

……

Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven flowers on one vine, unafraid of wind and rain, la la la la~
Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, is Grandpa doing alright with the Snake Demon? We're going to rescue him! La la la la la~
I'm not going home, I'm not going home! The fairy is really good to me, she even has shrimp for every meal, and afterwards we have sex!
……

At this moment, the second and third brothers had already arrived outside the snake spirit's cave.

Knowing his own low combat strength and fearing he would hold his younger brother back, Erwa said, "I've already told you where Big Brother is trapped, and you also know where Grandpa is trapped. Now you just charge straight there, rescue Big Brother first, and then go find that snake demon!"

"I'll provide support from the outside!"

Sanwa nodded vigorously: "Second brother, just you wait and see, I'll put on a show!"

Erwa grinned upon hearing this: Why do I have a bad feeling?

……

After a fierce battle that lasted for more than half an hour, Chen Xiuxian realized a truth: humans have waists, and snake spirits have waists; a human waist is indeed no match for a snake spirit's waist.

Chen Xiuxian slapped his hand, "I'll let you off this time! Get your tail out of the way!"

If you dare to attack again, I will make sure you suffer a crushing defeat!

"Mmm~ Yes, yes, young master, you are truly amazing! I am convinced!" The snake spirit's expression was incredibly seductive! Her eyes were like silken threads.
"Ahem~ I forgot to ask your name. My name is Chen Xiuxian, what's yours?"

Chen Xiuxian suddenly felt a bit absurd. How did running a dungeon lead to this?

They didn't even know each other's names, yet they rolled around together?

Could it be... that I'm under a spell?!

The snake spirit wrapped the tip of her tail around Chen Xiuxian's ankle, rubbing against it and saying, "My lord~ This humble servant is Mochou~"

Ouch, can you please stop pinching me?

The "夹" in "夹子音" (jiaziyin)!
That's incredibly cheesy.

Chen Xiuxian was still a mortal after all. Even with all the nourishment and his understanding of the Dao of Yin and Yang, he was still struggling to keep up.

"I'll rest for a bit first, you go ahead with your work."

Before falling asleep, Chen Xiuxian kept feeling like he had forgotten something.

What was it again?

Okay, I'll go to sleep first, I'm sleepy!

……

On the other side, the third brother, with his bronze head and iron arms, headbutted in the direction his second brother had pointed out, splitting mountains and rocks as he crashed into the mountain's belly.

If you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail!
His powerful older brother was trapped in the labyrinth at the bottom and has now fallen into a quagmire.

Sticky and gooey, watery and urinous, unable to reach the sky or step on the ground, struggling only resulted in mud being splashed everywhere, truly a case of having strength but nowhere to use it!
No matter how strong you are, you can only float in the mud.

The eldest son was really stubborn. He had been stuck in the mud for almost eight hours and hadn't stopped struggling. He had an inexhaustible amount of strength!
From a distant hilltop, Erwa, watching his eldest brother floundering in the mud while his third brother banged his head against the ground, couldn't help but slap his forehead hard: "Big brother's a muscle-bound brute, and third brother's a headstrong idiot! Can't they use their brains?" "At this rate, when will we ever save Grandpa!"

However, the third brother was determined to go forward, crashing into his older brother's direction. With a series of "DuangDuangDuang" sounds, he smashed through the maze at the bottom of the mountain and found his older brother still struggling to swim in the sticky mud.

"Big brother! I'm here to save you!"

"Third brother! Don't come down..."

"Puff~"

The eldest child spoke too late…

The eldest and third children floated on the sticky mud, the dirt almost up to their necks. They looked at each other, but neither of them said a word.

I'm afraid the air will suddenly become quiet...

"Where's the second one?" the eldest child broke the silence.

Sanwa: "Second brother should be watching from a distance."

The eldest brother shouted to the surroundings, "Second brother, stop looking! Come and save us!"

Just then, a piece of gravel suddenly fell, opening a small hole in the top of the cave. The pangolin poked its head out and exclaimed, "We've finally found you!"

As he scratched at the huge stalagmite on the cave ceiling with his two paws, he said, "I don't know what happened just now. I was digging a cave when suddenly it collapsed, and I was almost buried alive!"

Sanwa: ...Hey buddy, why are you saying all this?
Before long, the giant stalagmite, which was more than three meters tall, was broken off by the pangolin and fell directly into the mud.

The mud pit wasn't small, but it wasn't very big either. When a stalagmite hit it, the mud overflowed.

Besides, with a place to grab onto, the two Calabash Brothers could climb out of the mud by clinging to the stalagmites.

Erwa, who was outside the mountain, couldn't help but rejoice, "The pangolin is reliable after all!"

At this moment, the pangolin shouted, "Big brother, third brother, you two confront the demon head-on, make a big show of it! I'll dig a tunnel to the back to rescue my master, cough! Young Master Xiuxian~"

The two gourd brothers didn't realize he was trying to take advantage of them, and nodded repeatedly, praising the idea as excellent.

Therefore, they split into two groups.

The two Calabash Brothers did their job twice as well. The eldest brother was a muscle-bound guy, and the youngest brother was a stubborn brute. How could they not make a commotion?
The mechanism that caused the massive boulder to crash down was lifted and sent flying by Da Wa, who then put his hands on his hips and let out a "wise" silly laugh.

The steel gate was tightly shut, but Sanwa smashed a hole in it with his headbutt, tore it to shreds in a few quick moves, and then let out a "wise" silly laugh.

The two kids chuckled and wreaked havoc everywhere, nearly destroying the cave in just over ten minutes.

This was, after all, a fairy's cave, and the fairies arrived quickly upon hearing the commotion.

The centipede leader who came to fight was carrying a golden-backed, nine-ringed broadsword, but Da Wa snatched it from his hand and flung it into the stone wall, where it disappeared without a trace.

The centipede leader was furious and used the "Heaven and Earth Transformation" technique again, growing to four or five meters tall, baring its huge mandibles and laughing wildly as it looked down at the big boy.

The eldest son shook his head and grew to be seven or eight meters tall. He slapped the centipede leader on the shoulder and made it shrink back.

With the final step...

Fortunately, the centipede leader was clever and quickly shrank to the size of a needle, disappearing into a crack in the ground.

The crocodile leader wielded two black wind axes, which whipped around in a howling black wind, making him appear extremely ferocious.

As a result, the third brother put his hands on his hips and charged straight at the head!
With a loud clang, the black axe shattered into pieces on the ground. The crocodile leader had truly exerted all his strength; not only did the axe break, but the tiger's mouth on its crocodile skin also split open, bleeding profusely.
The third brother snatched the other battle axe, and through a struggle, managed to crush the second-tier magic weapon into a crunchy cone.
"Huh? My goodness!" The crocodile leader plunged headfirst into the abyss beside the stone platform. Although the abyss was very deep, there was water at the bottom, so it wouldn't die with its strength.

But if he were even a step slower, he might end up like his axe.

The two demon leaders suffered a defeat, and the lesser demons were immediately terrified.

Seeing this, the cunning and clever purple-skinned toad leader threw down his spear and silently prepared to escape.

When he turned around, he saw his king standing on a large rock.

"Great, great, great, great~ King!" It knelt down in a flash.

"How many times have I told you, you have to call me Your Majesty~"

The snake spirit Mochou stared at the two chubby gourd brothers, thinking: "I've been so busy having fun with my little brother these past few days that I've forgotten about you gourd brothers. Perfect timing to capture you, refine you into Seven-Heart Pills, and enjoy them with my young master!"
Upon seeing the main character arrive, the eldest brother immediately glared at her and pointed at the snake demon Mochou, saying, "Demon, release my grandfather at once!"

The third brother shouted, "That's right! Otherwise, we'll smash this demon cave to pieces!"

The snake spirit Mochou's eyes darted around, her face beaming. She squinted and chuckled, "Not bad, not bad, you little rascal, you've got a heart full of filial piety..."

"Your grandfather is right here... and your own grandmother is right here too, so hurry up and kowtow!"

The little demons around immediately burst into laughter, which infuriated the two kids!

"Pah! Shameless! Give me back my grandfather!"

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