Reborn right after ascending to immortality?
Chapter 47 An Sheng's Top-Tier Overt Scheme
Chapter 47 An Sheng's Top-Tier Overt Scheme
"An Sheng, it's you!"
The sound of gritting teeth came from behind, and An Sheng could only turn around awkwardly.
A tall, beautiful woman dressed as a scholar stared coldly at him from the stage.
Zhang Yan was furious.
He thought that the lawsuit would be his breakthrough battle, and that after joining the department, he would become a person of high status.
Although it is unknown how An Sheng did it—she secretly altered her own language center, sued the Impermanent Demon, and ultimately got herself imprisoned!
Seeing Zhang Yan with his feather fan and silk turban, exuding an extraordinary air, Mei Yun quickly lowered her voice and asked An Sheng who this person was.
Brother An Sheng indeed has powerful connections; he has influence even in the entertainment industry.
I should have asked him to get some inside tickets.
“It’s ‘Hohoho Fairy’,” An Sheng whispered.
A fairy who's so cute!
Mei Yun's eyes widened. Just hearing the name was exciting. He knew that the Wuchang Sect was not only about cartoons and comedians, but also about the amazing fairy.
"Don't go," An Sheng quickly said. "She's a female lawyer."
Female lawyer.
Upon hearing these three words, Mei Yun was filled with awe.
Why did the female lawyer from the Kunlun Righteous Path end up in such an entertainment venue?
In an instant, Mei Yun realized the answer: this person had come to start a business.
When a customer makes a request, she claims the person is healthy, collects the compensation, and then sends the person to jail, forming a continuous, cyclical supply chain. Over time, the enormous profits behind this are unimaginable.
Zhang Yan was furious when she saw An Sheng. She snorted coldly, her icy eyes still revealing her aloofness and coldness.
A genius is a genius no matter where they are. The sect leader of the Hehuan Sect valued Zhang Yan's linguistic talent and recruited her into the inner sect to personally guide her in cultivating the Hehuan Heart Sutra. Thus, her Hehuan talent was discovered.
He made a name for himself and successfully transitioned from a lawyer to a stand-up comedian.
Zhang Yan was astonished to discover that stand-up comedy could earn him more money than lawsuits.
Stand-up comedy is like kneeling to make money, lawyers are like standing to beg for food, but stand-up comedy plus lawyers is like making money while standing up.
He is a rising star in the comedy world.
"The Impermanent Demon Child"
Just as she was about to confront An Sheng, she heard a scream from an ordinary audience member next to her:
"The Impermanent Demon Child?"
"Has that demon already arrived?"
"Quickly hide the elderly and children!"
"Everyone, cover your ears! If this orphan starts claiming relatives randomly, none of you here will escape the extermination of your entire family!"
After being processed by news reporters and spread through rumors that the masses enjoyed, An Sheng's name had already spread far and wide even before he arrived in Weimendu. Many orphans had emerged from Jiuyou, and all of them called An Sheng an orphan.
In fact, the name "Wuchang Demon Child" has become a taboo subject among the common people.
The common people were convinced that An Sheng would definitely be executed along with his entire clan by the righteous path.
This is not something that might happen, it is something that will definitely happen.
It just hasn't arrived yet.
So never get involved with this devil, or you'll be doomed.
'Recognizing relatives and living peacefully' is the new phantom god of the demonic path.
The saying "Lord Ye loves dragons, but the demonic path loves An" perfectly illustrates this point. Just a second ago, they were on stage arranging the comedic duo of An Sheng and Huang Yao, but now they are silent as cicadas in winter and trembling like leaves.
The public was filled with fear and unease, but many more madmen cheered and rejoiced.
"This ticket was totally worth it!"
"This store is really going all out."
"I didn't expect there would be animal performances!"
Being born is naturally a form of animal.
"The Impermanent Demon Prince, come up on stage and give a performance!"
"Being able to witness this scene firsthand would be worth the price of admission, even if it meant being punished along with nine generations of your family!"
Seeing the audience's enthusiasm, An Sheng found it hard to refuse. "Then I'll perform 'Reciting the Menu' for everyone. Waiter, bring us the guest list for tonight." Zhang Yan broke out in a cold sweat. What kind of menu is this? It should be a list of names of people!
She was genuinely afraid that An Sheng would pull off some more outrageous things.
Having finally established himself in the Hehuan Sect, he quickly pulled An Sheng and Mei Yun to a corner and coldly questioned them:
What are you doing here?
An Sheng was also quite surprised; he never expected to see an acquaintance on the second floor.
In the original timeline, only Mei Yun was sentenced to the second level this year.
At most, he'd be contempt of court in court, which would only take a few months.
Zhang Yan was able to be sentenced to the second level because she must have committed other crimes behind the scenes, which were then uncovered through investigation.
An Sheng still remembers the first time he used the Impermanence Contract to look at her; her whole body was covered in dense black lines.
“Mei Yun insisted on using a child’s ticket to visit the children’s area,” An Sheng explained succinctly, explaining why they were there.
“Nonsense.” Mei Yun solemnly refuted the rumor, saying righteously, “I prefer mature women.”
Because mature women don't bleed.
These two extraordinary individuals filled Zhang Yan with awe, completely shattering her train of thought in her tirade.
She looked at Mei Yun. People tend to live in groups, and things are grouped by their kind. The people around An Sheng are indeed extraordinary.
Zhang Yan slowly exhaled. If she didn't vent her anger today, her Dao heart would be damaged and her cultivation would be hindered.
In the past two days, Zhang Yan has been preparing countless high-attack words in his mind, and even made a cheat sheet, just waiting to meet An Sheng one day and scold him fiercely!
"You fickle demon, you—"
She had just opened her mouth, about to utter an elegant word, when she heard An Sheng say leisurely,
"Dear Ms. Zhang Yan"
"How do you believe it?"
An Sheng's dark pupils were warm and gentle, but his words were as cold as ice.
"Has your common sense not been hypnotized?"
These words were spoken softly, yet they struck like a bolt from the blue.
Zhang Yan's words caught in his throat and he couldn't get them out.
Yes, if common sense hasn't been changed, how can one be sure of it?
To scold or not to scold?
If An Sheng has just altered your language center, then you will repeat the same mistake. All the words you utter will be replaced with "hohoho" and "oh oh oh," without you even realizing it, with so many viewers watching.
Having left Fengdu and arrived at Weimen, she finally managed to rebuild her image as a cool and aloof fairy in this new environment.
Would I dare to gamble?
No, Zhang Yan dared not.
Even though she knew An Sheng couldn't do it, she didn't dare to gamble anymore, because she had run out of chips.
If she doesn't act coquettishly, she can't insult An Sheng; if she does, she's already fallen into An Sheng's trap.
This is an open and unsolvable scheme!
There's something I can't say, it makes me feel so choked up.
Zhang Yan took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down and get rid of her flushed state. Not only did she not dare to scold An Sheng, she couldn't even speak in front of this guy.
The Impermanent Demon is truly becoming Zhang Yan's inner demon.
He took a breath in and then exhaled.
Phew, calm down.
If you can't insult An Sheng with words, then insult him with force!
Zhang Yan used his spiritual power to write words in the air.
"Will you participate in the Foundation Establishment exam in one month?"
"Wait, then."
Her eyes were filled with pride and disdain, because she would also be taking the exam.
Before descending to the Netherworld, his true cultivation level had already surpassed that of the Foundation Establishment stage.
It even approaches the stage of Core Formation.
Zhang Yan has vowed to ambush An Sheng during the Foundation Establishment exam and avenge this blood feud!
(End of this chapter)
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