I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.

Chapter 227 Give me twenty years, and I'll give you a healthcare-free America.

Milwaukee's "explosive exploding feast" was like a powerful spiritual earthquake, the shockwaves and lingering "fragrance" of which linger for a long time.

On the surface, a major pillar of the "Prison BA" alliance, the "tech-savvy" approach, has suffered a major setback, becoming a laughing stock and a target of venting anger for the people of the whole country (if they can still eat).

Every time mealtime arrives, countless American families reflexively utter "Fuck you!" as if that could dispel the lingering "fragrant" memories in their minds.

However, strangely enough, the popularity of "Prison BA" has not decreased but increased, reaching an unprecedented level!

It's as if "Prison Basketball" has transcended the scope of ordinary sports leagues and evolved into a giant show that cannot be defined and where anything can happen.

After all, even if the process was disastrous and the ending was disgusting, "Prison BA" did create a "grand scene" that can never be seen anywhere else!
— "Biological weapons" have been deployed on a large scale on the field. Tell me, is this scene big enough and unique enough?

So, despite the criticism and condemnation, people's fingers honestly flipped through the sports section of the newspapers, their ears perked up to catch any related news on the radio, paying more attention to the "Prison BA's" every move than ever before.

Everyone wants to know how the league will end up, and whether anything even more outrageous will happen.

All of this will naturally not be ignored by profit-driven capital.

The exit of the two pharmaceutical companies responsible for the incident did not deter capital; instead, it attracted more sharks that smelled blood to flock to the scene.

Among them, representatives from German pharmaceutical companies, who had been eagerly anticipating the competition, were particularly active.

While this "show fiasco" was undoubtedly a disaster, on the bright side, it precisely demonstrates the unparalleled attention-amplifying effect of the "Prison BA" platform.

Imagine if a drug successfully proves its safety and remarkable efficacy on this platform; it will inevitably become famous overnight with this massive influx of traffic, something that no traditional advertising can achieve.

As you can see, those two pharmaceutical companies that were kicked out and disgraced have actually attracted a small group of people with peculiar thinking to "call for justice" on their behalf:
"Although the process is terrible, if their products are used specifically as a powerful laxative or a special-purpose psychedelic, wouldn't that be exactly what the drug is supposed to do, and the effect would be outstanding?"

Well, they've lost their chance.

Even the Chemical Bureau of the Ministry of Agriculture, which has always had a low profile, has come out to try and gain attention.

They quickly used the "tragedy" at the "Prison BA" competition as a basis to seize the drugs suspected of being "adulterated" from the two pharmaceutical companies and announced in a high-profile manner that they were preparing to prosecute them.

However, this hindsight enforcement action was met not with applause, but with unanimous ridicule from the media and the public.

"Look! Our federal regulators have finally woken up!"

"It's always after the disaster has happened and everyone knows the house is burned down that our federal law enforcement officers arrive with buckets of water, walking with elegant gait, to announce that they will hold the arsonists accountable—they are powerless to salvage property, but they are always good at putting up signs in the ashes to show their presence."

The public's grievances found a new outlet, with many criticizing federal law enforcement officers for always being the same, only arriving late after the fact.

At this point, The Sun took the opportunity to release a "public relations article".

"...Fortunately, there's the 'Prison BA' platform, a special platform with huge attention and influence, which allowed people to test these drugs on themselves, exposing the enormous risks of these substandard drugs that could even endanger public health!" "We can't even imagine what would happen if people took these drugs without testing; they would either be spraying themselves in the streets or biting people in public..."

The Sun deliberately ignored the dosage and described a terrifying scene that sent chills down the spines of the public, leading them to unconsciously express a considerable degree of agreement with the subsequent "whitewashing."

"The major mishap involving 'Prison BA' undoubtedly prevented more innocent people from suffering unpredictable harm due to taking these drugs! From this perspective, this is a special contribution that 'Prison BA' has made to the cause of public safety in the United States!"

When Goebbels read this "public relations article," he felt a sense of pride that "great minds think alike."

—Reconstructing the context, placing a scandal and failure within a grander, more "altruistic" narrative framework for explanation, transforming oneself from the perpetrator into a tragic "whistleblower".

He had also thought of this solution.

He predicted that the "Prison BA" alliance would inevitably take this opportunity to conduct some self-criticism and then cleverly shift public attention to the real "responsible party"—the incompetent federal regulatory agencies.

As expected, after The Sun set the tone for the contributions, the "Prison BA" league officially issued a sincere statement.

"We humbly accept all criticism and accusations, and feel deeply pained and ashamed for the discomfort and harm this incident has caused to the general public!"

"This incident profoundly exposes the incompetence of the current federal drug regulatory authorities and the contradiction between this incompetence and the urgent regulatory needs of the Federal Drug Administration (BDA) that drive the rapid development of the pharmaceutical industry!"

"To prevent such tragedies from happening again, and to safeguard the health and well-being of American athletes and the entire nation, the 'Prison BA' league, after careful and painful discussions, has decided to resolutely shoulder greater social responsibility!"

"We announce that the 'Prison BA' Alliance intends to unite a wide range of responsible pharmaceutical companies, authoritative media, and social elites to jointly launch an independent, non-profit 'American Center for Drug Supervision and Management'!"

"The Centers for Drug Control and Supervision (CDC) will conduct extensive scientific reviews of American pharmaceuticals and develop standardized safety and efficacy guidelines!"

"Furthermore, we are seriously evaluating the feasibility of a full acquisition of the existing federal drug regulatory agencies, with the aim of introducing our alliance's efficient, transparent, and responsible management experience to completely reshape America's drug safety defenses!"

The statement concludes with a powerful slogan: "Give us twenty years, and we'll give you back a healthcare-free America!"

Public outcry!

The Chemical Bureau of the Ministry of Agriculture, like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, hissed angrily: We're helping you clean up your mess, and you want to stab me?
Goebbels was once again shocked by the American way of thinking.

Acquiring... a government department?!

This move...

If this is a change of topic, I really didn't expect it!
If it weren't for changing the subject... shit, I don't even want to think about it!

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(End of this chapter)