I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.

Chapter 115 New York Gangs in Trouble, Government Helps Us (Bonus Chapter for Donations)

As more and more attention from across the United States focuses on New York, the New York media is also becoming increasingly enthusiastic.

The New York Times published numerous in-depth articles digging into the inside story of gang warfare and attempting to trace the source of heavy weapons. Reporters worked like detectives, sorting out the routes of arms smuggling and guessing all sorts of bizarre smuggling paths.

The New York Post, on the other hand, focused on the potential impact of the unprecedented increase in gang violence on the lives of ordinary citizens.

Even The Wall Street Journal joined in, conducting a special analysis to calculate the impact of gang warfare on New York's economy.

Regardless of the media outlet, they all unanimously called for immediate action from law enforcement to address the security threats in New York. Editorial pages were filled with suggestions ranging from deploying more National Guard troops to imposing special martial law, from establishing a special investigative committee to directly requesting federal military intervention.

However, the government's response was disappointing.

The responses from both New York City Hall and the federal government were, "We are fully assessing the severity of the situation and developing a response plan..."

However, at the emergency meeting held at New York City Hall, neither the severity of the situation was assessed nor a response plan was developed!

So what are they all doing? They're happily passing the buck to each other!

The New York Police Commissioner, drawing on Chicago's advanced experience, shrugged and said, "This is a problem created by the Prohibition Bureau! Without these bootlegging disputes, New York's security has always been reliable and guaranteed."

Everyone else looked at him and was amazed by how thick-skinned he was!
Is New York safe? Well, you can't say that's wrong, given how bad the safety has always been, it's still considered safe.

But the New York Police Commissioner argued that the previous chaos was just a few shots fired in the streets or even knife fights; the current chaos is the chaos of four or five hundred heavy machine gun bullets per minute, how can that be on the same level?
The Prohibition Commissioner immediately stated, "That's right. The gang's firepower of four or five hundred rounds of heavy machine gun ammunition per minute is far beyond the Prohibition Commission's scope of responsibility! This is a threat to national security and should be handled by the federal government!"

The Justice Department representative's statement was a carbon copy of the government's public statements: "We are closely monitoring the situation and assessing all available options..."

As for the Investigation Bureau, they didn't send anyone to the meeting, only saying "We're investigating, we're investigating!"
Behind the buck-passing among departments lies an unspoken fear: referencing the Chicago example, the New York gangs must also have cannons, which is something they cannot handle.

Although the media ridiculed the Prohibition Bureau's enforcement team for being cowardly, various departments believed that it was the most correct approach.

So everyone agreed that this definitely needed to be addressed, but also agreed that it was definitely not something they should be the ones to address!

Just then, someone stepped forward and offered to "share their burdens"!

The New York Mafia, a "traditional social organization," issued a public statement—

To the citizens of New York City, New York City Hall, and the federal government:

“We, a traditional New York social organization, feel it is necessary to expose a terrible fact—the current escalation of violence plaguing New York is rooted in the intrusion of Chicago gang forces!”

The statement details how Chicago gangs, by providing heavy weapons and fostering local emerging forces, are extending their reach to the East Coast in an attempt to subvert New York's traditional order and impose their chaotic values ​​on the city!
The statement said, "New York's system of order values ​​tradition, loyalty, and discipline; regardless of good or evil, everyone acts according to the rules, and we believe that the establishment and improvement of rules and order can make everything stable or better!"

"But Chicago's gangs, who despise authority, resent constraints, and challenge tradition;"

"They disrespect all rules, acknowledge no boundaries, and like to do whatever they want."

"They are hot-tempered, vicious, autocratic, brutal, and unpredictable, taking anything they can get their hands on without restraint!" The statement escalated the conflict to an ideological level: "This is all a conspiracy by Chicagoans to promote their values ​​and lifestyle. They want to make every city in America as lawless as Chicago!"

The statement warned: "Citizens of New York, open your eyes and see!"

“Those savages from Chicago want to trade our fine suits for rough cowboy clothes, and turn our opera arias into savage howls in taverns.”

“Our ladies will no longer enjoy the tranquility of afternoon tea, but will have to endure the clamor of drunkards on the street; our gentlemen will no longer be able to quietly smoke cigars in clubs, but will be forced to listen to black people groveling on the street.”

"New Yorkers, are you willing to degenerate from the gentlemen and ladies of the civilized world into the rude cowboys of the Wild West?"

The statement underscored the severity of the situation: "We, the traditional New York organization, though unpopular, have always been an integral part of the city's fabric. We have a responsibility to maintain the existing order."

"Now, faced with the brutal invasion of Chicago gangs, they have shown no sportsmanship and have actually deployed heavy weapons!"

"They tore through our defenses with submachine guns and blasted through the neighborhoods we've guarded for generations with heavy machine guns! Our defensive weapons were no match for their heavy weaponry."

“These barbarians from the West don’t understand the rules of New York: we talk about credibility and propriety, they only know bullets and blood.”

Finally, the statement issued the appeal that shocked the entire nation:
"Therefore, we appeal to the government to help us and provide some heavy weapons. We, the traditional New York organization, are determined to fight for the soul of this city, to defend the traditional values ​​of New Yorkers, and to protect the way of life that New Yorkers are accustomed to from the impact of Chicagoans!"

"..."

Warren Wencai doesn't seem like someone from a mental hospital at all. The moment Snow's meticulously crafted statement was released, even the most vocal New York media outlets fell silent!

Because the editors are picking up chins from the floor.

Because at least 70% of New Yorkers had their jaws dropped to the ground that day!
The other 30% said it was a rumor!

Upon receiving the full text of the statement, the various departments within the city hall were initially stunned, and then their expressions began to contort.

The first reaction of other media outlets upon learning of the statement was, "Haha, this prank is hilarious!"
When he realized this was no joke, his smile froze instantly.
The shift from laughter to collapse was so rapid that the hospital received a number of media editors with facial strains that day.

Even Logan, who was always proud of his ability to control his facial expressions, couldn't close his mouth for a long time after receiving the news!

My heart was filled with three exclamations of amazement:

"Niang Xipi!"

"It's from Mr. Ge!"

"Dick!"

……

(End of this chapter)