Dragon Clan: I am Lu Mingfei, the Intelligence Strategist, the God of Concepts!
Chapter 22 Who would do such a thing!
Chapter 22 Who would do such a thing!
"What the hell is all this?!"
Lu Mingfei looked utterly devastated, feeling like he'd been tricked.
Although he currently only knows the names of two Word Spirits in a strict sense: the fake property manager's 'Wind Curtain' and Chu Zihang's 'Lord Flame'.
Oh, and there's the 'prophet'.
But these few are clearly a completely different style from these three oddly shaped ones!
What the heck is "I can glow"... and "develop a bit"? Are you playing Dota? I'm a StarCraft player at the top of the hierarchy, don't get me wrong!
"Congratulations, brother, you've shipped the goods!" Lu Mingze said with great seriousness.
"You can focus your attention, observe, and understand their effects before making a decision."
Lu Mingfei paused for a moment, then opened the intelligence panel.
Sure enough, exclamation marks appeared on all three crystal balls.
【Words of Power: I Will Shine】
[Sequence: Unknown]
[Effect: The caster emits intense visible light within the area, causing the entire area to resemble a miniature sun, and releases pheromones with an attractive effect. The caster will also gain special vision, able to see in bright light and unaffected by incantations.]
[Comment: Have you heard the legend of light, young man?]
……
【Words of Power: Anyone Can Do It】
[Sequence: Unknown]
[Effect: The releaser's problem-solving abilities are enhanced for a short period of time, including but not limited to academic problems, logical problems, practical problems, ethical problems... The stronger the belief, the more pronounced the enhancement effect.]
[Review: The effect is enhanced when used in conjunction with hypnotic stimulants.]
……
【Word of Power: Let's Develop a Little】
[Sequence: Unknown]
[Effect: The releaser's metabolic rate is greatly increased, making full use of every nutrient to strengthen their physical body, ultimately developing a physique almost like that of a dragon.]
[Comment: If normal muscle gain requires 3% training, 7% diet, and 90% performance-enhancing drugs, then after acquiring this power, only 50% of the effort will be spent on performance-enhancing drugs.]
……
Lu Mingfei felt his mouth go dry, as if he had forgotten how to read again.
"Um...waiter, could you explain it to me?"
"Hey, I'm here. Is there something you don't understand?" Lu Mingze asked considerately.
“This ‘I can glow,’ then what? After it glows, what happens?” Lu Mingfei pointed to the first ball.
"After it emitted light, it... it became glowing?" Lu Mingze asked cautiously.
"I'm asking what the benefits are!"
Lu Mingze exclaimed in surprise: "Holy crap, does it need any other benefits to glow? That's practically Ultraman Tiga, brother!"
Lu Mingfei felt a throbbing sensation in his forehead.
"What about this 'anyone with hands can do it'?"
"What does 'strengthening problem-solving skills' mean?"
"Literally, for example, if you encounter a math problem you don't understand, you can shout 'Anyone can solve this!' As long as you believe you can solve it, then snap, you'll solve it."
"Hiss—how did you do that?"
Lu Mingfei gasped. "It's common knowledge that even when people are extremely angry, they can't solve math problems!"
“The core of ‘anyone can do it’ is belief, not anger,” Lu Mingze said, shrugging.
"Oh, you want to ask about the principle, brother?"
Lu Mingze seemed to realize something, and after thinking for a moment, said, "It's best not to try to explain the power of words with science. Of course, this power of words isn't entirely inexplicable. Simply put, it's a kind of energy and information transmitted through the vibration of a string via quantum fields and gravity, causing the membrane structure to become compact, altering space to form a Kachu manifold, and then..."
"stop!"
Lu Mingfei interrupted the little devil's endless chatter.
He strongly suspected the guy was talking nonsense, but he had no proof.
"So, developing a bit means enhancing metabolism?" "To be precise, it means eating more and digesting faster." Lu Mingze said with a smile, "The human digestive system can only utilize 5-20% of nutrients, but after releasing this Word of Power, digestive efficiency can be greatly improved, at least exceeding 40%."
Is this 'dragon' the dragon I understand?
"It depends on your mood."
Lu Mingfei: "Hehe, this is such a difficult choice."
Chu Zihang was right; he did seem to have difficulty making choices.
These three words of power aren't entirely useless, but they just don't seem to be of much use.
"I can glow" is really unnecessary. Besides, I'm already a mini sun, do I still need pheromones to attract people?
The phrase "anyone can do it" is generally considered a scam when it comes to quantum mechanics, especially since that comment always gives people a chilling feeling.
[Growing up a bit], to be honest, he already eats a lot, if he grows any more he'll probably have to live in the cafeteria.
It's such a difficult decision...
It's like choosing the most delicious and adorable one among three potato chips—cherry blossom, matcha, and cola—to be the flavor of all future potato chips.
I remember my senior brother saying during the day that a hybrid can only possess one kind of Word of Power.
"Waiter, can I change it..." Lu Mingfei struggled to ask.
He genuinely didn't want those three somewhat outrageous Words of Power.
If all else fails, a little more hug will do; he'd even accept it if it's a devil's trap!
However, unexpectedly,
The little devil, however, did not raise prices at this crucial moment.
“No!” Lu Mingze said firmly, “Once out of the closet, there are no returns.”
“These three have already formed a connection with you in the unseen world. You can’t give them all up; you have to choose one.”
"Don't scare me." Lu Mingfei was startled.
"It's okay, there will be more chances to draw cards in the future. We can just wait for the new rate-up."
Lu Mingze comforted him, saying, "If we collect a few cards, they might have a surprising effect!"
"What the heck is this new up?!" Lu Mingfei looked utterly bewildered.
However, there is no way out now.
Next, he tried to exchange one hug for one Word of Power, but the loophole of exchanging ten hugs for ten Words of Power was ruthlessly rejected.
The little devil even pretended to blush, saying that he couldn't handle too much of his brother's affection... Ugh!
"Then I'll choose the second one," Lu Mingfei said weakly.
"You can do it with your hands?" Lu Mingze asked to confirm.
"Yes, you can do it with your hands."
"receive."
Lu Mingze snapped his fingers, and the second crystal ball suddenly shattered, seemingly containing countless starlight.
Before they could react, something gathered together and formed a water-like flow that instantly surged into Lu Mingfei's body.
In a daze, Lu Mingfei felt a warmth, an unprecedented warmth, like a joyful emotion, as if they were reunited after thousands of years.
A certain power returned to his body in the form of words.
As descendants of the dragon race, all power is conveyed through written words.
"Oh, by the way, there's a point to note about this Word of Power that I need to remind you of."
Just then, the boy's voice rang out.
"If one's belief is strong and one's abilities are greatly enhanced, but one still fails to solve the problem in the end, it may lead to some rather serious consequences."
Lu Mingfei snapped out of his daze, a sense of foreboding rising in his heart.
"...What are the consequences?"
“You might start to doubt your life from this point on! You might completely lose confidence in related fields!” Lu Mingze said seriously.
"Damn, this topic is getting a bit too adult!" Lu Mingfei said angrily.
"I'm just reminding you not to use this power of words in strange ways. After all, the concept of 'problem-solving ability' actually covers a very wide range."
"Who would do something like that!"
Lu Mingfei completely broke down.
(End of this chapter)
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