Dragon Clan: I am Lu Mingfei, the Intelligence Strategist, the God of Concepts!
Chapter 130 Potato Chip Girl: Help! How am I supposed to answer this question?
Chapter 130 Potato Chip Girl: Help! How am I supposed to answer this question?
"Cough cough!"
In Su Enxi's view,
Lu Mingfei finally moved, remaining silent for about ten seconds.
This guy was dressed like a water ghost, with a few tufts of hair on his head tied up like seaweed, and his movements were somewhat like a zombie's. He just walked straight towards me.
She... panicked even more!
Heaven and earth conscience!
Even more than ten years ago, when she was a child and was kidnapped on a long-distance bus, where the driver and passengers were all in cahoots, she had never been this nervous.
From childhood to adulthood, Su Enxi has always been seen as a freakishly intelligent girl, but she has never been arrogant. Instead, she examines everything in the world with the maturity of an old aunt and is always vigilant.
Because she understood from the beginning that you should never underestimate the world, because there's always a monster out of nowhere that's far beyond your imagination.
But after doing so many dirty and tiring jobs under her boss for so many years, until she was promoted to the position of chief assistant and signed that 'contract'... she understood an even bigger truth.
That is, no matter how much the monsters hiding in the dark corners are beyond imagination, they are not even half as good as the boy in front of you!
This monster... is now awakening unexpectedly!
Every move she made was unexpected!
But it's okay.
The worst-case scenario that Su Enxi assumed did not occur.
Lu Mingfei did not pounce on her like a hungry tiger and snap her neck.
On the contrary, as the boy approached, his gait became more and more relaxed. Halfway there, he even touched the ground with his toes, as if he were walking like a cat, which undoubtedly symbolized that his attitude had softened.
At least... it's completely different from the ultra-high pressure state it was a dozen seconds ago.
Su Enxi breathed a sigh of relief for no apparent reason.
The sensation of goosebumps rising from the back of my neck to my thighs disappeared.
People die when they are killed, and so does she.
She wasn't sure if her boss could bring her back if Lu Mingfei killed her, even though she felt she hadn't offended him...
Well, it's hard to say whether or not I offended anyone.
After all, if it's Lu Mingfei from the plan, then it really doesn't count as offending him.
But if it were Lu Mingfei now, Su Enxi really couldn't be sure whether what they had done in the past counted as offending him...
This might also explain why Mai Shude ran away beforehand, using her as a shield.
What a disgusting fake sisterhood!
Just as Su Enxi was struggling with her inner turmoil,
Lu Mingfei had already walked to the table.
but.
He did nothing unnecessary.
He simply grabbed one of the takoyaki and oden boxes on the table with each hand, glanced at the forest-style girl sitting there dumbfounded, and asked in a low voice, like a spy making a rendezvous.
"One of our own?"
“…Hmm.” Su Enxi nodded hesitantly.
"Did you bring any money?" Lu Mingfei asked again.
Su Enxi was a little confused, but she still told the truth.
"Bring it."
"Okay, buy me some more, I'll pay you back later."
Lu Mingfei held up the takoyaki and oden in his hands.
Then he raised his chin and poked at the direction of the steaming pot at the entrance of the shop.
"More varieties."
Su Enxi: "..."
"Row!"
……
After a while,
The rear compartment of a Hummer H8.
Su Enxi looked at the boy in front of her, who was no different from a delinquent, eating and drinking heartily, with a complicated expression.
The entire pot of oden and takoyaki was swallowed up like falling flowers and flowing water.
...She was getting a little hungry just looking at it, so she had to open a bag of potato chips and start chewing them along with the others.
And then,
The driver in the front seat stepped on the gas, and the wheels rolled towards the unknown distance.
a long time.
Aside from the sounds of chewing and swallowing, there was no other noise in the quiet car.
Apart from a brief discussion about 'increasing food intake' during their meeting,
Then there was a brief exchange about "elbow" and "this side".
But for the next ten or twenty minutes, the two did not communicate in any other way, not even making eye contact.
Lu Mingfei's attention was entirely focused on the food in front of him, with occasional thoughtful expressions on his face.
Su Enxi sat opposite him, watching and eating, while also feeling anxious.
Without a doubt, if this were a negotiation, Lu Mingfei would naturally have the upper hand.
"They really treat you like a maid!"
Su Enxi was indignant but helpless.
"belch--"
Finally, Lu Mingfei finished his food and let out a satisfied burp.
His appetite had already returned to normal, but he had consumed a lot of energy in the early hours of yesterday morning, so he had to eat more to make up for his energy deficit.
"What do you call it?"
Lu Mingfei took the napkin that Su Enxi thoughtfully handed him, wiped his mouth, and finally asked the question that should have been the first opening line.
Su Enxi sat up straight and answered obediently, like a punching bag, "Su Enxi, you can also call me Potato Chip."
"Oh," Lu Mingfei responded, and then said nothing more.
"..."
Su Enxi appeared calm on the surface, but was actually panicking inside.
She couldn't figure out Lu Mingfei's intentions at all, but she noticed that his eyes were glancing at her forehead again.
Fear and disgust welled up in my heart.
Honestly, if you glance at a woman's chest and thighs, it at least meets the aesthetic and needs of a normal man. After all, we potato chips have some expertise in the field of mature women. Although we can't compete with long-legged beauties, we're not far behind!
But what's with this staring at the top of my head? Is it planning to learn the Nine Yin White Bone Claw?
Lu Mingfei naturally couldn't hear her thoughts. But they weren't as fierce as she imagined.
He simply brought up Su Enxi's panel information again... There was too much content; he needed to review it.
I glanced at my own panel... Hmm, [Deep Intelligence Extraction Permission] attempts -5.
Suppress all thoughts for now.
Lu Mingfei asked expressionlessly, "What do you want with me?"
Su Enxi answered instantly: "Wipe my butt..."
Seeing that Lu Mingfei's expression was different, she changed her words and explained, "You are currently wanted by the Snake Clan. Before this is resolved, it is not convenient for you to appear openly in the public eye. So you can stay with me for the time being, and I can guarantee your safety."
Lu Mingfei carefully examined the face that appeared to have no aggression whatsoever.
I didn't ask the girl how she knew my whereabouts;
He didn't even ask her how she knew she was wanted by the Snake-Headed Eight Family;
I didn't even ask who you were, so why should I follow you...
After all, with the [deep intelligence extraction privileges] uncovering that name,
He already had the answers to many things.
That's fucking outrageous!
Lu Mingfei suppressed the urge to grind his teeth, maintained a forced expression, and then raised an eyebrow. "The Snake Clan has gone a bit too far."
"I didn't even kill any of their people, why are they still issuing a warrant for my arrest?"
Su Enxi quickly explained, "You didn't kill any of their people, so the warrant for your arrest isn't very strong. Otherwise, the execution bureau of the Snake Clan might have already surrounded us. But if you linger a little longer, they'll find you too."
"Ok."
Lu Mingfei was not surprised.
After all, the mundane smuggling process was caught red-handed by the Sheqi family and they were even beaten up. Logically, he should have gone home to avoid trouble and come back later. As the saying goes, you can run away but you can't hide. He was free to come and go as he pleased.
However, Su Enxi's appearance gave him a new idea.
After thinking for a moment, Lu Mingfei asked again, "So I have to follow you during this time? And wait for you to resolve the wanted matter? How long will that take?"
“It will be quick…” Su Enxi took out a tablet and handed it over.
"Look at this."
The screen had a dark background, dark green lines, and a familiar interface.
—Hunter's website.
Read the contents carefully.
"A bounty post... looking for someone? Sakura... wait, is this what you call a wanted notice? Are you kidding me?"
Lu Mingfei chuckled, then looked up speechlessly, "I thought it would be much more ruthless."
"And, and there's more." Su Enxi smiled awkwardly and swiped her finger across the bottom of the tablet.
The screen jumped to a new page.
This is an internal website of the Snake Clan, and the post content is also 'looking for people'.
"Isn't this the same?" Lu Mingfei turned to look at her in surprise.
"Look at the reward amount," Su Enxi reminded her, swiping the two pages left and right.
"5 million yen... they'll give it to anyone who finds the person and provides information?"
Lu Mingfei then realized why Su Enxi had sought him out immediately.
5 million yen is indeed a large sum of money. Back when Ace was making his way in the world, that was about the same price.
Hunter websites, plus the Snake Clan's internal bounties.
It can be said to encompass both internal and external aspects.
Once this news comes out, countless gang members will probably mobilize in droves, staying up all night for this bounty, and there might even be outsiders pouring in... It seems the Snake Clan really craves his body.
The post was published six hours ago, and as of now, it has already received over 10,000 views.
Greedy hyenas and jackals are often more troublesome than lions.
"What are you planning to do?"
Lu Mingfei paused and asked, "Hmm...you mean you're planning to hand me over? If so, I can hand myself over."
Su Enxi was speechless at his words, and after a long while, she said in a muffled voice, "It's not that bad."
She's starting to miss the "three-no" girl (a girl with no personality, no social skills, and no emotional intelligence). It hasn't been that long, and without realizing it, the gentle and cute little white rabbit has started to lean towards the "three-no" boy, who is cold, sarcastic, and not cute at all... Perhaps Long Legs is right, the "three-no" is the best way to deal with him.
“I plan to give you a makeover, create a new identity, and then disguise you a little, just make sure you look different from the photo on the wanted poster,” Su Enxi said.
"Look at the photo on the wanted poster... wait, what the heck is this?"
Lu Mingfei scrolled down the page.
He almost threw his tablet away when he saw the photo attached to the end of the post.
The person in the photo is not entirely different from him, but rather completely unrelated.
But there is a certain resemblance.
By analogy,
It's probably like how Sanji from One Piece feels when he sees his own wanted poster.
Su Enxi explained, "The photo didn't look like this at first. I hacked into two accounts that posted the photo, and then used the poster's privileges to make minor adjustments to the photo, changing a few subtle details. Your photo was drawn by them in the form of oral description and sketching, so it's normal for there to be some errors."
"Won't they be discovered?" Lu Mingfei asked, puzzled.
“I’ve erased all the traces of the modifications,” Su Enxi explained. “Then I’ll send someone to Genji Heavy Industries to steal the original manuscript, replace it with the new one, and then arrange for some online trolls to post on the forums…”
"From a social psychology perspective, this can be understood as an application of the Mandela Effect; even if they later realize the error, they will only think that they remembered it wrong..."
It was indeed a simple and unpretentious operation, but it was very effective... Lu Mingfei sighed.
The prerequisite is that one is extremely powerful.
"Alright, thank you for your help then," Lu Mingfei said politely.
"Little things, little things."
Su Enxi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, by the way, what is the Little White Rabbit Project?" Lu Mingfei asked casually.
"Small……"
"?"
Su Enxi: "!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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