I'm in Detective Conan, and the system has appointed Batman.

Chapter 16 What use do I have for this kryptonite?

"You mean, these are marks left after someone was knocked away?"

Lobby of Dongdu Bank, Mihua Park Branch.

After receiving the emergency call, Inspector Megure arrived at the scene at lightning speed and asked questions.

He touched his chin, looking at the human-shaped mark on the wall with some surprise.

Are these marks that a human could make?
He glanced at Ran Mouri.

Well, if it's Mori's daughter, maybe...?
However, Xiaolan is so kind, she probably wouldn't do such a thing.

"Excuse me, who is the branch manager of this branch?"

"Could you explain the situation here? Also, who just reported the incident?"

Inspector Megure didn't dwell on it too much.

He turned his head and glanced at the people inside.

Then my gaze fell on a rather conspicuous person.

The man was dressed in cheap casual clothes and was quite handsome, but what was striking was not his appearance.

But it was the coffee cup in that person's hand.

Why would someone be holding a white coffee cup in the bank lobby?
Whether it was brought in before or after the incident, this is all too abnormal, isn't it?

Inspector Megure stared at Chen En over there.

Chen En was completely unaware of Inspector Megure's gaze.

He just stared at the system store in front of him, feeling a surge of power in his fist.

The special items in the system shop are refreshed daily, and the quantity is limited.

Today's special props seem particularly useless.

First up is an Arkham Knight Batman costume.

Yes, it's cool, but it's expensive. I can't afford it, and even if I could, I wouldn't need it.

Then came a can of Batman shark repellent spray.

My God, what's the use of this thing?

Will a shark-man randomly spawn in Beika Town?
But what made Chen En's fist harden the most was the last one.

—Kryptonite.

It is said that the real Batman prepared countermeasures for each of his teammates.

One of the measures taken against Superman is Kryptonite.

As everyone knows, every Batman who has seen Superman carries a Kryptonite in his storage belt for future use.

Theoretically speaking, he is the system's designated Batman.

Chen En should also prepare one.

But he refused.

It's possible that there are superheroes in Beika Town, but it's unlikely that there are any superheroes in Beika Town at all.

Moreover, kryptonite contains carcinogenic radiation.

If he brings back a piece of kryptonite, isn't that like throwing himself a funeral?!

"...It's better to save up more, and then we can exchange it for some skills and knowledge later."

Chen En muttered to himself.

He also wanted to shout, just like the protagonist next door, "Deep Blue, give me some points!"

Then, in an instant, he transformed from an ordinary person into a heavyweight like Batman.

Just kidding, Batman with a double-door-sized body and a bat-shaped axe hanging from his chest is absolutely super cool, okay?
"Hey, how did you do that just now?"

Sonoko Suzuki leaned closer, tilted her head, and asked curiously.

The system store screen in front of us slowly disappeared.

Chen En immediately spotted Suzuki Sonoko, who was quite close by.

Startled, he launched himself forward and jumped backward, almost activating his Spinosaurus form.

I will never laugh at the people of Beika Town for not being able to hear footsteps again.

No, is the sound of footsteps from Beika Town cursed by the heavens? How come he can't hear a thing?!
"...W-What's wrong?" Sonoko Suzuki was stunned.

She subconsciously touched her face, somewhat puzzled.

Although she felt that she might not be as beautiful as her best friend Ran Mouri.

But it shouldn't be to the point where a single glance would scare you into launching yourself into the air, right?

"No, no, it's nothing."

Chen En's hand holding the coffee cup was still trembling slightly.

He was about to explain when he saw Inspector Megure and the others heading this way.

This is one of only two inspectors from the Criminal Investigation Department of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department who are currently working.

At this moment, he was looking Chen En up and down with some hesitation.

The suspicious look made Chen En's heart sink.

What? Could it be that they think I went too far and are going to take me down on the spot?

The system shop sells five smoke bombs for ten points each. Using that as a starting point, escaping shouldn't be a problem...

"Excuse me, sir, were you the one who stopped this crime?"

Inspector Megure glanced sideways at the terrified bank robbers, then looked at Chen En with even greater suspicion.

He couldn't see how the boy was as terrible as others had described.

Elusive and unpredictable skills? Extraordinary strength? Captivating charisma?
No, I can't see it at all. Did someone else point out the wrong person?
"Don't be nervous. You did a good deed this time, so I won't hold you responsible."

"However, you see, the bank robbers are already somewhat out of their minds."

“Even if other people testify, there is no way to prove that the bank employee you injured earlier was an accomplice of the robbers. Therefore, if necessary, you will still need to come with us to the police station to make a statement.”

Inspector Megure said in a kind tone.

Officer Takagi next to him was writing something with his head down.

Chen En breathed a sigh of relief at this.

Oh, what? So you weren't here to catch me. Never mind then.

However, since the bank robber named Saeki Toru is incoherent and cannot give a statement, should we take him back to the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department with us?

Hmm... How can Batman stop a crime and then go to the police station with the police to give a statement?!
Chen En's eyes narrowed.

He immediately reached out his hand—

He pointed to the college student he had been chatting with earlier.

"Inspector Megure, you can go to him."

"The recorder next to him was on the whole time, and it should have recorded everything that just happened. Combined with the surveillance footage in the bank lobby, the evidence should be sufficient, and I don't need to take any additional statements."

The college student who was sitting down was suddenly mentioned, and he subconsciously sat up straight.

He pointed to himself, his eyes filled with astonishment.

"Huh? Me? How did you know I was recording the whole thing?"

Dude, I was reading comics the whole time, and the tape recorder was just sitting there. Any normal person would think it was off, right? You've never seen a tape recorder before, how did you know?
Is it on, or off?

"Because, I'm batman!"

As if by conditioned reflex, Chen En answered subconsciously.

Upon hearing this, Inspector Megure, Wataru Takagi, and many other officers present all looked up at Chen En.

Mumu Police Department and others:?
We're using a question mark not because we think there's a problem, but because we think there's a problem with you.

After hesitating for a moment, Inspector Megure reached out and patted Chen En on the shoulder, speaking earnestly.

"Young people, don't get too obsessed with comics."

"Reading too many comics can easily lead to mental instability. You should go out for walks more often!"

The police officer next to him nodded in deep agreement.

In response, Chen En simply gave a bright smile and then said,
"Don't say that, Sheriff Gordon. Have you forgotten the time we worked together?"

The officers gasped and turned to look at Inspector Megure.

I never imagined that our old police inspector was so secretive!
Mu Mu Police Department:?
Oh no, I've gone crazy!
(End of this chapter)