Martial Arts Crossover: My Wife is the Top Scholar

Chapter 169 If you get surrounded and killed, it's definitely because of this mouth.

Lu Xiaofeng brought fruit to the door to ask for help.

"Li Zhaoting, I'm in trouble."

"It's a relief you've survived until now!"

"I met several martial arts masters, all of them top-notch, and some of them were skilled in swordsmanship!"

“Every swordsman who encounters Lu Xiaofeng wants to try the Lingxi Finger. Actually, I also want to try it.”

"I've come to ask for your help!"

"No time!"

"What are you busy with?"

"With a beautiful wife on my left and a concubine on my right, busy producing heirs for the Li family, my father would rather stay in Dali than disturb us. I can't let my father down!"

"Aren't you afraid I'll get hacked to death?"

"I will take care of your wife and children, so don't worry!"

Li Zhaoting quoted Cao Cao's classic saying.

The spirit of the Jian'an era and the legacy of Cao Cao have been passed down to this day.

"Hua Manlou has been captured!"

"Men! Prepare the horses! Let's depart immediately!"

"Li Zhaoting, I'll fight you to the death..."

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback at first, then gritted his teeth and looked at Li Zhaoting, pondering where to start.

This kind of bastard deserves to be bitten to death.

"What are you looking at? Lead the way!"

"I really want to die with you."

"Let's rescue Hua Manlou first. Then we'll find an auspicious day to settle our differences and decide our fate. I'll test whether my Spirit Rhinoceros Finger can catch the Hundred-Step Flying Sword!"

Li Zhaoting waved and grabbed the reins of the old wine.

Before we knew it, we had arrived at the main gate.

Lu Xiaofeng: Beep beep beep beep beep beep...

When Lu Xiaofeng gets angry, it's no small matter.

To avoid infuriating Lu Xiaofeng, Li Zhaoting generously pulled out a bag of pastries: "Try this, my father-in-law sent it to me, it's very good for kidneys."

"I don't need that kind of thing!"

Lu Xiaofeng snatched the pastries away: "You're insulting my dignity. I know you're not a good person. Show me everything else you want to humiliate me!"

"That's all, these are all that's left."

"I don't believe it, let me see!"

Lu Xiaofeng casually used his "Miraculous Hand" to steal the item.

The unique skill taught by Sikong Zhaixing.

Master thieves have professional rating standards for their thefts. Bells are tied to mannequins, nine in a group. The master thief must steal items from the mannequins within the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, and cannot touch the bells during this time.

The highest level is the Eighty-One Bell.

Top thieves are all at this level.

Industry leaders like Sikong Zhaixing, Chu Liuxiang, and Bai Zhantang far surpass the Eighty-One Bell.

Lu Xiaofeng was quick-witted and agile. Even though he had never actively practiced the "Empty Hands" technique, he could still reach the level of eighty-one. With a light pinch of his fingers, he took an envelope covered with writing from Li Zhaoting's arms. He thought it was a secret medicine from the Miao family and excitedly opened it, only to find a list inside.

They were all Lu Xiaofeng's lovers.

This list is not complete.

There were only fifty or sixty people scattered around.

There's a picture at the very end of the list!

The illustrations demonstrate a unique skill.

—Gin's Stick Technique!
Li Zhaoting took out a packet of goji berries: "I suggest you make this your staple food for the next few months, because you may be very tired for the next six months or so."

Lu Xiaofeng: I want to escape so badly, but I can't!
……

"You mean you've been found by former officials of the Golden Roc Kingdom, and they've asked you to help them restore their kingdom. Before carrying out the plan, they need to reclaim the treasure first."

"Although I don't know much about court affairs, how can we restore the country without money? Back then, the four ministers protected the little prince and brought a treasure with them."

This money belongs to Jin Pengguo!

Even if they don't want to cause trouble and want to enjoy their retirement at the age of seventy, they should at least hand over the money. Some people want to restore Jinpeng, and some people need this money.

Fifty years have passed, and the little prince of yesteryear is now the Golden Roc King, living in the Golden Roc Manor. Hua Manlou is also there, and you will soon be able to meet him.

Are there any other questions?

"First of all, is the Great Golden-Winged Roc King real?"

Secondly, is the story you heard true?
Third, in the stories I heard, the little prince who fled to the Central Plains, the so-called Great Golden Roc King, could not bear the hardship of restoring his kingdom and voluntarily betrayed his three former ministers.

Fourth, you don't need to refute me. You just need to answer one question for me, which can verify whether everything you see is real or an act.

How many sons does the Great Golden-Winged Roc King have?

This question struck Lu Xiaofeng squarely at the heart.

A single, decisive blow, leaving no room for retreat.

Lu Xiaofeng looked completely bewildered and said helplessly, "The Great Golden Roc King has no sons, only a daughter."

"Isn't she a very beautiful woman?"

"how do you know?"

"If you're not pretty enough, how can you make Master Lu lose his heroic spirit and be fooled so badly that he loses his way? An old man in his sixties or seventies, with no sons but only a beautiful daughter, says he wants to restore his country. Take your brain out of your head and use it! Although men should listen to their second son, they can't listen to everything!"

"Perhaps...perhaps..."

Lu Xiaofeng racked his brains trying to come up with a reason for the Golden Roc King he had seen, but Li Zhaoting's question was too fatal, overshadowing all his pretense.

How can the country be restored without a son?

The kingdom has been restored, but to whom should the throne be passed?
King Golden Roc couldn't even adopt a son, because his royal uncle's family also only had daughters.

From the perspective of bloodline succession, the Great Golden Roc King's royal family no longer exists. Without a royal family, what is the point of restoring the kingdom? Just pass the throne to his adopted son?

Among the countries surrounding the Central Plains, some small kingdoms are allowed to have queens, but the Kingdom of Jinpeng has no queen.

The so-called "national restoration plan" was destroyed at its very foundation, making it absolutely impossible.

Lu Xiaofeng was as embarrassed as a stone statue.

With a gust of wind, Lu Xiaofeng's image shattered into pieces!
Li Zhaoting took out a broom and dustpan to sweep up the mess, then threw the pieces of human scum into a trash can outside the city.

Was I being stupid just now?

"Don't worry, only I saw it."

"You won't tell anyone, will you?"

"Don't worry, I'm not good with words and I'm not good at describing other people's ugly behavior, but I do have a paintbrush."

"Ok?"

"Lu Xiaofeng, you don't want your many lovers to see you looking like a fool, completely bewitched by a beautiful woman, do you?"

Li Zhaoting pulled out a calligraphy brush from somewhere.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered that Li Zhaoting was a master of both calligraphy and painting. He had shown off his painting skills at Fanlou, and since then, Li Zhaoting didn't have to pay to go to brothels.

If Li Zhaoting were ever short of money, he could simply find a large brothel and sell his paintings at the entrance. He could earn at least five thousand taels of silver in a morning. Lu Xiaofeng didn't understand art, but he knew that Li Zhaoting's paintings were comparable to sorcery. The paintings were even more beautiful than the real people, with lifelike eyebrows, eyes, and expressions.

"Li Zhaoting, you're like my own uncle!"

"Let me teach you a lesson: from now on, whenever you encounter someone talking about grand plans to restore the country, to rule the world, or to dominate the land, first check how many sons this guy has. If he has no sons, it means his slogans are just empty threats!"

Why do I feel like you're insulting Li Chenzhou?

"To be honest, I think Lu Xiaofeng is more suitable to rule the world than Li Chenzhou. You have friends all over the world, and you have no shortage of money, food, or territory. Even if you want to have someone embroider a few dragon robes, you can order them from the Xue family of the Divine Needle. You have countless lovers, and perhaps one of them has a son!"

"anything else?"

"If you want to rebel, just tell me!" "You'll definitely help me, won't you?"

"I'll capture you and take you to the Six Doors to exchange for the bounty."

"Are you speaking human language?"

“We haven’t had much income lately, and we’re so poor we can barely afford to eat. We can’t let Ximen Chuixue, Hua Manlou, and Yan Shisan snatch this great business opportunity away.”

"What does this have to do with Yan Shisan?"

"Yan Shisan has creditors everywhere. His only way of making money is by taking the bounty offered by the government."

"You know Yan Shisan?"

We met two years ago.

Did you two have a sword fight?

"Yan Shisan let me have this chance."

How could he possibly give up voluntarily?

"This guy's broke, so I have to treat him!"

Li Zhaoting spat out a mouthful of phlegm.

Lu Xiaofeng: All swordsmen are fucking crazy!

Other swordsmen are mentally unstable, but Li Zhaoting's mouth is not. He has applied Golden Wave Flower, Seven Heart Begonia, Peacock Gallbladder, and Crane Crest Red, making him the most poisonous person in the world!
“Li Zhaoting, I suddenly feel that the Poison Master is neither the Tang Clan of Sichuan, nor the long-established Wen Family, nor the Manggu Zhuha, but your tongue.”

"The tongue can indeed kill!"

Li Zhaoting came up with the idea of ​​"flying on pillars".

"Li Zhaoting, if one day you are besieged by three hundred masters, it will definitely be because of this mouth of yours!"

"Impossible, at most one hundred and fifty."

"why?"

"Because I'll definitely drag you along!"

"Including me, that makes three hundred and one!"

Lu Xiaofeng's face turned ashen, and he gritted his teeth!

The two bickered and teased each other. Lu Xiaofeng fell for the beauty trap, his momentum weakened, and he was thoroughly suppressed by Li Zhaoting all the way to Jinpeng Manor.

Jinpeng Manor was built forty-five years ago. Due to the extravagant spending of King Jinpeng, which resulted in financial difficulties, the manor was rarely repaired and its exterior walls were already dilapidated.

The gardener at the estate was a clever man; he planted ivy all over the cracks in the brick wall to cover them up.

From a distance, it has a unique elegance.

After passing through a long corridor, there were two large doors with brass rings hanging in front of him. Pushing open the doors, Li Zhaoting met the actor who played the Great Golden Roc King!

He sat in a large armchair covered with brocade cushions. His legs were crippled, but his eyes gleamed with a sharp light, exuding an air of unwavering strength despite his advanced age.

"Lu Xiaofeng, is this the helper you hired? He seems like a good kid, let me take a look!"

The voice of the Great Golden Roc King was full of majesty.

Li Zhaoting said, "Don't misunderstand, I'm not helping Lu Xiaofeng with his case. I heard that Hua Manlou is here, and I hope to see him before I finish this cup of tea."

What if we don't see it?

Everyone here will die!

A murderous glint appeared on Li Zhaoting's lips.

The Great Golden Roc King instinctively wanted to run away, but unfortunately, his legs were already crippled in order to play the role well.

"Young master, you are being rather rude."

A beautiful young woman of eighteen or nineteen, with a noble air, entered the hall on a carpet of flowers.

Li Zhaoting glanced at the other person.

Not bad!

She certainly possessed a captivating beauty that could bewitch Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng quickly explained, "If you've heard of his name, you should know that this guy never talks nonsense; he doesn't need to draw his sword to kill."

"How can you kill someone without drawing your sword?"

"If he stays at Jinpeng Manor for a few nights, almost everyone there will be wiped out. Please allow me to introduce my good friend... Li Zhaoting!"

"Li~Zhao~Ting!"

King Da Jinpeng has the idea of ​​running away.

The three guards of Jinpeng Manor, Liu Yuhen, Xiao Qiuyu, and Dugu Fang, originally wanted to test how capable this arrogant pretty boy was. Upon hearing his name, they were so frightened that their faces turned as black as the bottom of a pot, no less so than Bao Zheng.

We're here to help!
We're not here to die!

Didn't we say we were going to ask Ximen Chuixue for help?

How did we manage to invite this gentleman to Jinpeng Manor?
Li Zhaoting's rise to power was marked by the corpses of countless demons and monsters. The Fire Cloud Evil God, the Ancient Sword Soul, and the Black List master, Xuan Fo, were all defeated by Li Zhaoting.

Wherever he goes, he kills; he will not put his sword back until rivers of blood flow and mountains of corpses are piled up.

Although the path to the rise of a martial artist in the martial arts world is often one where one's success is built on the bones of countless predecessors, there are still far too many deaths!

"Dare you ask the girl her name?"

"Shangguan Danfeng, Princess Danfeng!"

"Miss Shangguan, may I ask if I can see Hua Manlou right now? My tea is almost finished!"

Li Zhaoting swirled his teacup.

"Brother Li, you're always in such a hurry."

Hua Manlou walked into the hall with an elegant demeanor.

He was holding a folding fan in his hand.

It was a gift from Li Zhaoting.

Fang Yulong's short wooden club was split in two by the Ziwei Soft Sword. The main trunk was used to make two folding fans, one of which was given to Hua Manlou and the other to Li Xunhuan.

The remaining materials were carved into pendants such as gourds, lotus roots, and safety buckles, which were given to relatives and friends. Lu Xiaofeng also wore one, which was an exquisite little gourd.

Li Zhaoting laughed and said, "Old Hua, some people are used to taking advantage of others. The more polite you are to them, the less polite they will be. You must first show that you are tough and not to be trifled with in order to have fair business discussions."

"They greeted me in a luxurious carriage and took me to a place full of flowers. I didn't think they were being impolite at all, and I'm so grateful for Brother Li's trouble."

"That's good, now we can talk about cooperation."

Li Zhaoting signaled King Da Jinpeng and Princess Danfeng to give speeches, recounting their grand plan to restore their kingdom.

For example: When should I have a son?

The Great Golden Roc King was an actor in disguise, and naturally couldn't withstand Li Zhaoting's sudden questioning. Princess Danfeng reacted quickly and, with the help of her beauty, managed to get away with it, knowing that the plan had gone wrong.

Problems that cannot be solved in the normal way.

Only Hua Manlou and Lu Xiaofeng could handle the two daughters of the Shangguan family, Shangguan Feiyan and Shangguan Danfeng, respectively. Now, there's also Li Zhaoting.

Li Zhaoting, a fierce and powerful swordsman with unparalleled skill.

It was clear that Li Zhaoting was not interested in the story of the Great Golden Roc King; his eyes were full of sarcasm.

It's like a cat chasing a mouse.

Once you've teased it enough, it will eat it in one bite.

……

night!
Li Zhaoting, Hua Manlou, and Lu Xiaofeng were discussing business in the garden. Jinpeng Manor had long since fallen into ruin, but the garden was quite nice, with hundreds of kinds of flowers planted in it.

It's clear that the most reliable person at Jinpeng Manor is the gardener, who is also an outstanding artist.

Lu Xiaofeng recounted the events in detail.

Previously, Lu Xiaofeng was tempted by a beautiful woman and failed to discover the lie of the Great Golden Roc King. After being reminded by Li Zhaoting, he carefully analyzed the situation and found flaws everywhere. Many seemingly reasonable questions were just for show.

Li Zhaoting reached out to catch a fluttering moth, stumbled a little, and found that the soil beneath his feet was soft.

He swung his hand and overturned the soil.

There's a corpse lying inside!
(End of this chapter)