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Chapter 82 Another Strange Illness: An Old Lady with Bleeding Teeth – I'm a Veterinarian! [Third Update, Seeking First Subscriptions and Monthly Tickets]

They all expressed their feelings at the same time.

After all, many people in the live stream are watching because of the news, the good looks, and the excitement.

I really don't know much about veterinary house calls and treating animals.

But they could still tell that it was dangerous.

"Brother Zhang! Do you need any help?!"

Seeing that things were not going well, Wang Liwei wanted to go up!
"It's alright. I've had the most contact with cows during my school years. The rat poison hasn't taken effect yet; it's just resisting. But it's not quite up to the task of trying to butt me with its horns! Come on! Uncle Feng, put the mouth opener in! Friends in the live stream, if you encounter a cow resisting and refusing to open its mouth, you can pinch its nose and fix it in place at the same time."

The ox strained, and Zhang Lingchuan strained just as hard, his face turning red from the effort.

Wang Liwei quietly retreated to the side of photographer Song Wanqing in the back.

Although the other party was filming from a safe area at the moment.

But if the rope snaps, the area will be dangerous.

"it is good!!"

Upon hearing that it wasn't rat poison taking effect, Feng Hai didn't hesitate and quickly put the mouth opener into the cow's mouth.

Then, the securing rope of the mouth opener was hung on the cow's head, and it was successfully secured!

"Excellent teamwork!!"

"Finally done! That was so close, I was sweating bullets watching!!"

"I was drinking my milk tea, stunned, and didn't take a single sip for ages..."

"Gastric lavage of ruminants is extremely dangerous. If you are accidentally hit by a cow, a broken bone is the least of your worries. Internal organs can rupture. There was an old man in our village who died from traumatic liver rupture after being hit in the chest by a cow."

"Phew... So, is Veterinarian Zhang going to start lavaging her stomach next?"

Because of the live broadcast footage from the front lines.

Netizens saw that the mouth opener was finally secured.

My heart, which had been hanging in suspense, immediately settled down.

"Awei, bring me the tube."

Zhang Lingchuan greeted Wang Liwei, who was standing next to him.

Because the pipe was right under his feet.

"Row!!"

Wang Liwei immediately handed the blue feeding tube to Zhang Lingchuan.

"Lu Shen's spirit is getting better and better."

"How could someone not be in good spirits when they have a girlfriend? Unlike you!"

"Waaaaah! Stop talking, I'm so jealous!!!"

Seeing Wang Liwei running to hand over the tube, he looked to be in excellent spirits.

Some of the "die-hard fans" in the live stream were green with envy.

Some viewers, especially female viewers, who were wearing "newbie" badges were curious about why there was a title like "God of Lulu".

then.

Studio.

Someone started talking about the past.

In an instant, everyone felt ashamed.

So this "lucky guy" has such a story.

"Generally speaking, after we insert the gastric tube, we need to listen to the sound to see if it has been inserted into the trachea. This is the most critical step, because if it is inserted into the trachea, the cow will suffocate and die. There have been cases where inexperienced cattle farmers tried to perform gastric lavage on their own, but ended up inserting the tube into the trachea, and the cow died shortly afterward."

After receiving the feeding tube, Zhang Lingchuan began to explain it to everyone when he had a spare moment.

This step is very important.

"I strongly suspect that the veterinarian Zhang was talking about our hometown. Back then, there was a cattle farmer who thought that veterinarians were just swindlers and that stomach pumping was no big deal. He had his stomach pumped on his own cattle, and after inserting a tube and pouring water in, the cattle stiffened up in no time."

Hearing Zhang Lingchuan's words.

One viewer in the live stream said, speechless.

There is something to say.

Professional people do professional things.

Feng Hai, who was standing to the side, nodded in agreement upon hearing this.

That's what he's afraid of.

A stomach lavage procedure costs only 80 yuan.

If you wash it yourself.

If there's no problem, you'll save eighty yuan; if there's a problem, you'll lose over ten thousand yuan.

Therefore, there are some expenses that cannot be saved.

"Next, we will begin intubation. We will insert the tube slowly through the mouth gag. If we feel resistance when it reaches the pharynx, we will not force it to go in any further. We will wait until the sick cow begins to swallow food before we continue to insert it. So how do we determine whether it is in the trachea or the stomach? If you don't understand, I have a simple method."

Zhang Lingchuan began intubation while also diligently teaching everyone.

Because he knows.

The live stream room includes cattle farmers.

[Detection indicates the current environment is not a hospital. The host has initiated a bizarre gastric lavage procedure. Warning! This action may cause damage to the mouth and stomach, and even endanger life. To avoid delaying treatment and endangering life, please immediately take the host to a Grade II or higher hospital for professional gastric lavage. Although no reward will be given for this action, it will still damage the host's medical ethics.]

Just as he put the tube into the cow's mouth, the familiar system notification appeared.

It was that same idiot reminding me again.

It's ok.

With his unruly demeanor, he'll soon be showered with compliments.

He quickly inserted the feeding tube.

"So, how do we determine whether we're inserting a stomach tube or a trachea during our routine procedures? Since people don't usually listen to this, here's the simplest method: First, look at the left side of the cow's neck groove. You can feel the stomach tube there, or you can blow air into the tube and see some movement in that area. Of course, there's also a more accurate way to tell: if there's a sour, foul odor coming out of the tube opening."

Zhang Lingchuan demonstrated the procedure for everyone.

Because this is difficult to teach.

But I believe everyone is still quite sensitive to sight and smell.

Sure enough, the camera footage taken by Song Wanqing showed fluctuations.

"Lingchuan, you're actually teaching something real!!"

Feng Hai said in disbelief.

"Indeed, if you master this method, cattle farmers can really perform stomach lavage on their cattle themselves."

"Look at Zhang the veterinarian's character! No wonder he's a man I follow!"

"I've learned it, I'll try it out myself later."

And the live stream room.

The number of people has reached four thousand.

Although many of them were just joining in the fun.

They might not even need it.

But watching people wash a cow's stomach is quite a novel experience, isn't it?

"Uncle Feng, look at what you're saying. If you're going to teach, you'll definitely have to teach real skills."

Zhang Lingchuan smiled.

Actually, with the internet so developed now, there are all sorts of real things online.

The problem is that many people have saved it, but he doesn't look at it.

Even if you see it and your mind understands it, your hands won't.

If someone has both the brain and hands, and is willing to put it into practice, why not teach them?
"makes sense!"

Feng Hai gave a thumbs up, his eyes filled with admiration.

While it's true that we're no longer in an era where you can hoard a skill for life, these young people's mindset is indeed quite broad.

"So what should we do after the gastric tube is inserted? There are two ways to start with gastric lavage. The first is to remove the tube without water and then let the cow's stomach be stimulated to vomit naturally."

The camera shows Zhang Lingchuan repeatedly inserting and removing the tube.

"He really threw up!"

The eyes of everyone present lit up.

"ox!"

"Awesome!!"

"Wow, that's amazing! It came out right away!!"

"The spray came out through the pipe and didn't get anywhere else; it's truly the wisdom of our ancestors."

"This dark green water... I was drinking milk tea, and looking at this almost made me throw up. /facepalm"

"I surprisingly feel really relieved, the only thing is I don't feel like eating beef for a while now!"

"Being a veterinarian sounds interesting! What's the second method used by veterinarians?"

"+1 for the same question."

I saw that the cow actually vomited.

The "newcomer" viewers in the live stream were immediately impressed.

As for the "die-hard fans," they rarely speak.

After all, isn't this standard procedure? If you were to have someone else do it, wouldn't you also get nauseous from repeated thrusting?

These girls are making a big fuss!
It's not worth trading patients' lives for money. Genuine compassion is the true spirit of medicine.

[The host is performing a high-risk procedure. This action will not only fail to remove the medication but may also endanger the patient's life. Although there is no reward for sending the patient to the hospital, please prioritize medical ethics and stop immediately. The patient should be rushed to a Grade II Class A hospital for treatment!]

"Why do we call it an incision? Because this method cannot complete the gastric lavage. To clean the stomach, you still need to administer water. So some people administer water directly without any insertion, while others first insert water to empty the stomach before administering water. It depends on the cow's condition. In our case, either method is acceptable."

Zhang Lingchuan ignored the prompt.

Don't even mention that the other party didn't give a reward.

Even if he were offered a reward, he couldn't possibly drive a cow to the hospital for a stomach pump.

As for medical ethics, forget it.

His medical ethics are off the charts; the stupid system can't detect it.

[WARNING! Excessive water infusion! The patient cannot tolerate it and it will be life-threatening!!]

They started filling the funnel with water.

A bucket!
Two buckets!

Three buckets!

Four barrels!

……

Eight barrels!!
Eight buckets of water were filled.

Poor Brother Niu, he was so vomiting he was starting to doubt his very existence.

Of course, Zhang Lingchuan was also so spicy from the sour taste coming out of his stomach that he almost couldn't open his eyes.

"I can't take it anymore!"

"That looks so painful!!"

"Poor Niu Niu."

"Just like when I had a gastroscopy."

"It makes me hungry, show it to me!"

"Damn, what kind of freak is that guy upstairs?"

"Is it possible that the other person is a big shot who likes to eat beef offal soup? /crying and laughing"

"It's giving me goosebumps. I watched it this afternoon, and it looks like I'll be watching it until midnight."

"That's amazing! Brothers, I'm going to apply for veterinary medicine. See you in five years!"

"Think it over! I graduated with a degree in veterinary medicine three years ago, and many of my classmates have left the veterinary profession!"

"For this major, male graduates usually go to farms, such as Muyuan, Wenshi, and Yangxiang, which are relatively large breeding companies. They earn 4-6k per month. But several of my classmates left after working there for a year or two. I don't know much about veterinarians. A master's student I interned with earned 4k a month in Northwest China."

"Those who want to study veterinary medicine shouldn't get carried away. Are you willing to stay in the countryside, going door-to-door like in the video, shoveling cow dung and enduring all that? Or, you could open your own pet shop or veterinary hospital in the city, operating on a self-sustaining basis. Big cities are relatively saturated, and it's not a particularly strenuous job. All jobs, if done well, can help you realize your life's value. Don't suffer for the sake of suffering; finding joy in hardship isn't something everyone can do. Choose carefully!"

...[Zhang the Veterinarian's daily live stream viewership: 10103.]

[No. 25 on the Veterinarian Daily Livestream Competition Popularity Ranking.]

Seven or eight buckets of water were poured down.

It was already past four o'clock, almost five.

In other words, the live stream has lasted for nearly two hours.

It was a bit boring.

However, thanks to the novelty of giving Brother Niu a stomach cleanse, coupled with his existing base of 100,000 active fans, Zhang Lingchuan's live stream still attracted 10,000 viewers this time.

It even climbed to 25th place on the daily popularity chart.

Sure enough, more and more netizens are joining the discussion on this topic.

Some people even said they would apply to the veterinary college in the future.

However, once these words were spoken...

Immediately, someone came to persuade them.

After all, for students with good grades and choices, this is a job that involves hard work and doesn't pay well.

Even if one has ideals.

They will eventually be worn down by reality.

"The operating procedures are very standardized and detailed, but is this kid promoting veterinary medicine or discouraging veterinarians from practicing it?"

great.

Office of the College of Veterinary Medicine.

The live stream on Shen Changming's desktop was still running.

Although he found stomach lavage on cows extremely tedious, he realized that he hadn't done these things for over ten years, so he patiently watched the whole thing.

The result was a disastrous comment section.

"Such a detailed stomach lavage process is a great help to us cattle farmers."

"As a veterinary student, I can say that although there are tutorials on gastric lavage in class, this is just too detailed."

Fortunately, there were veterinarians and real cattle farmers who said they learned something from the videos.

It did help some people.

"The water that the cow has vomited out is now clear and cold, which proves that we have washed it almost completely. Now we will see if we can find rat poison in what the cow has vomited out."

Zhang Lingchuan's gloved hands were digging at the ground.

"Yes, yes, here it is!!"

Feng Hai pointed to the fodder in the cow's stomach as he spoke.

"Look, these are the few. They may look small, but they can be fatal if you eat them."

Zhang Lingchuan picked up the four corn-shaped rat poison pellets.

Then he spoke to the viewers in front of the camera.

Song Wanqing also gave these a close-up shot at this moment.

[Warning! There must be compassion beneath the white coat; don't let money drive you... Test error... The patient's vital signs are gradually recovering.]

[Rescanning...]

before.

At that very moment, the system that had been talking to itself finally shut up.

A rescan has been initiated.

Generally speaking, this proves that there is no rat poison in the cow's stomach.

how to say.

After eight buckets of water are poured in, it's hard for the cow's belly not to be emptied out.

"Lingchuan, the ox should be considered recovered by now, right?"

Feng Hai saw that although his cow looked a bit haggard, the rat poison had been washed out and was still intact, which proved that the cow should be fine.

Then he was relieved.

"Okay, next we'll give the cow some stomach medicine and then give it an IV drip."

As Zhang Lingchuan spoke, he poured a packet of stomach medicine down his throat.

Then I removed the mouth opener and went to the medicine box to get an IV drip.

"Veterinarian Zhang, this cow seems a little afraid of you."

I saw Zhang Lingchuan walking over with an IV drip.

The cow quickly made a tactical retreat.

Her eyes were filled with fear when she looked at Zhang Lingchuan.

"I'd be scared if a doctor had to pump my stomach for two hours."

"Brother Niu really got tortured this time."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! I really never thought even the bravest bull could be such a coward one day."

The viewers in the live stream were watching Niu's timid and cowardly appearance.

He was overjoyed.

"So be it. Just remember not to eat this next time, or you'll suffer all over again."

Zhang Lingchuan patted the ox on the shoulder.

Then, he skillfully administered an IV drip to the other person.

[System rescan complete.]

Patient's name: Unknown.

[Patient's gender: Female.]

[Disease type: Accidental ingestion of corn kernel-shaped rat poison.]

[Patient Status: Currently undergoing gastric lavage to remove all toxins; vital signs have recovered.]

[System Prompt: Your skills are superb, like a divine hand. The patient is suffering from a serious illness, and you have come to their rescue. Normally, accidental ingestion of rat poison requires professional gastric lavage at a hospital. However, the host used a bizarre method: first, a cross-shaped iron tube was placed in the mouth, then a soft tube was inserted directly into the stomach. Through repeated convulsions and large amounts of water were administered to induce vomiting, ultimately successfully expelling the rat poison and restoring the patient's vital signs. For pioneering a new method of gastric lavage and saving the patient from dire straits, you receive an additional +10 reputation points.]

Just finished playing.

The system notification appeared again.

[Professional Reputation: LV2: 300/1000 (Intern)]

His reputation value also reached 300.

This is a special surprise.

This gave Zhang Lingchuan a sudden surge of joy.

So, there are 700 more treasure chests to go before another one appears.

Not bad.

Fortunately, he was a veterinarian, and fortunately, the system wasn't intelligent.

His clever maneuvers not only earned him the title of perfect host, but also constantly amazed the system, earning him various rewards.

If it were a one-person operation, achieving this goal would probably require exhausting oneself.

There is something to say.

Although I ended up in the veterinary field, every cloud has a silver lining.

Look.

Good fortune will then come.

"Lingchuan, it'll be six o'clock in an hour. How about we have dinner here tonight?!"

Start the IV drip.

At that moment, Feng Hai smiled and said to Zhang Lingchuan.

"Uncle Feng, it's only five o'clock. Let's skip the dinner and just pay the bill and leave."

Zhang Lingchuan smiled knowingly.

"Okay then, I don't have any change either. You can keep this hundred Lingchuan coins and don't need to give me change."

Feng Hai took out one hundred yuan and stuffed it into Zhang Lingchuan's hand.

“Yes, I do, Uncle Feng.”

Zhang Lingchuan chuckled and pulled out twenty.

"Forehead……"

Feng Hai looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.

The child can't tell.

I'll give myself a hundred!
What's the point of supplementing?

"Hilarious..."

"Haha, what a fun live stream!"

"Veterinarian Zhang is too straightforward."

This scene made the viewers in the live stream laugh.

"Alright, Uncle Feng, then we'll head back now."

Soon, the little incident ended, and Zhang Lingchuan waved to Feng Hai.

"Lingchuan, let me see you off."

Seeing Zhang Lingchuan packing his things to leave, Feng Hai followed to see him off.

"Brother Zhang, I'll carry it!"

Wang Liwei slung the medicine box over his shoulder.

In an instant, the live stream chat was filled with discussion about the "God of Lulu".

"It's really going to end again."

"So fast? I feel like I haven't seen enough!!"

"How boring, all I get today is a stomach pump for a cow? I prefer Dr. Zhang treating people!!"

"+1".

"+999!!"

……

Of course, the discussion about Lu Shen was very brief; most people still wanted to see Zhang Lingchuan treat patients.

"Haha, thank you all for your support. As I mentioned at the beginning, today's live stream is about washing the stomachs of cows, there are no other segments. I just didn't expect so many people to watch. Thank you all very much. If there are no unexpected events, the live stream will definitely end here."

while walking.

We arrived at the village entrance.

Zhang Lingchuan smiled and spoke to the viewers in the live stream.

"Veterinarian Zhang! I'm a big fan of yours, could you please take a look at my grandma's teeth? They're bleeding for no reason!"

Suddenly, at that very moment, all that could be seen was a large tree at the entrance of the village.

A young woman, who seemed to have been waiting for a long time, ran over.

He spoke with a worried expression.

"Hahaha! Something unexpected happened!!"

"Oh wow, the exciting part is about to begin??"

"Pfft—, Veterinarian Zhang's mouth must be blessed!"

"Oh my god, it was worth waiting for two hours! We're finally seeing the exciting part!"

"Hurry, hurry, brothers who are squatting, get up! Experience tells us that you absolutely won't be able to get up for at least an hour at this point!!"

The die-hard fans in the live stream quickly burst into laughter.

After all, die-hard fans are waiting for this moment.

……

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