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Chapter 343 A Cursed Little Girl Questions Her Existence While Using the Toilet, Rushes to the Hospi
Chapter 343 A Cursed Little Girl Questions Her Existence While Using the Toilet, Rushes to the Hospital for a Checkup! [Vote Requested]
Because of that smell.
He practically wanted to plug his nose.
It's so painful.
"Dude..."
Zhang Lingchuan looked at the brothers standing next to him.
The other person looked to be in their early twenties, not fat, and their body shape was somewhat similar to A-Zhen's, with a pointed chin and slightly curly hair.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
The guy with the curly hair looked at Zhang Lingchuan with a puzzled expression.
Of course, if it were the round-faced, bearded guy next door charging for the stall, he wouldn't just be confused, he'd be completely taken aback!
"As a man, you still need to exercise restraint..."
All that could be seen was Zhang Lingchuan speaking at that moment.
He glanced at the top of the other person's head; there was a yellow tag.
Oh my goodness.
The yellow label smells so strong it could kill; he has no idea what would happen if the other party had a red label.
"What do you mean??"
The curly-haired guy was slightly taken aback.
“We are emergency room doctors. This smell is too strong. You need to take care of your kidneys and not ruin them.”
The pungent smell of urine was mixed with the smell of ammonia.
Ever since this guy opened the floodgates, Zhang Lingchuan felt like the sky had fallen.
I don't want to be a cyber-TCM practitioner for even a second.
Ultrasound ear, X-ray eye, and electrocardiogram finger are all skills that I can control; if I don't use them, I won't use them.
This gaseous nose does not consume physical energy.
But the other party's sensitivity to patients was simply too high.
Those in the know will understand that there is a smell so pungent it can sting your eyes.
What he's experiencing right now is probably the spiciness that stings his eyes*5.
Really miserable.
However, having learned from the experience of almost getting beaten up at the Great Barbecue City last time, Zhang Lingchuan is now more shrewd. He starts by saying that he is a doctor in the emergency department.
"Dude! Your medical skills are lacking! What's that smell? There's no smell! And my kidneys are perfectly healthy! Not a single girlfriend has ever complained about them!"
The curly-haired guy even made a nodding and winking gesture.
Clearly, with his looks, he's a popular young man in the area.
He might not even know that he's never had a girlfriend.
"Maybe it's because your girlfriend didn't say anything bad. Okay, buddy, let's get back to the point. Do you always feel like you need to pee, and you can't hold it in at all? You even have some pain in your lower abdomen, and your pee is particularly cloudy, right? Anyway, I can't see it, but you can definitely see it yourself."
Although it is small.
And it's about positioning.
But the toilet still has partitions.
So unless you crane your neck to look, you basically won't see anything.
However, the barrier can block the view, but it can't block the sense of smell.
If the smell weren't so strong, he really wouldn't want to mention it.
"Holy crap! You're a great doctor! There is some truth to that, but as a man, you know your girlfriend wants it, so we can't just say no! Sometimes it happens several times a day, damn it, it's only because of my physique and my incredibly strong kidneys that I drink deer blood that I've maintained. Anyone else would have collapsed long ago!"
Upon hearing this, the curly-haired young man's eyes lit up as he looked at Zhang Lingchuan.
I also have the same situation as the other party described.
But oxen that plow the fields always suffer some aftereffects after a hard day's work.
Since it didn't have much of an impact, he didn't bother with it.
"Uh, uh, uh, you need to control yourself. This is probably cystitis, and it must have been going on for a long time. It's even affecting your kidneys, and you probably already have chronic kidney failure."
Zhang Lingchuan said.
A strong odor in urine is a sign of chronic kidney failure.
A strong ammonia smell indicates cystitis.
"Haha, buddy, are you going to pull out a bottle of health supplements next and tell me that this stuff works?"
After hearing Zhang Lingchuan's words, the curly-haired youth asked with a big laugh.
And it was an expression that said "I understand instantly."
"No, I suggest you go to the hospital for a check-up and get appropriate treatment."
Zhang Lingchuan was speaking at that moment.
"You don't sell health supplements? Then are you a doctor at the county hospital? You must be! You want me to come to you for treatment?"
The curly-haired youth was stunned.
Someone suddenly started talking to me about these things.
Then the other party must have ulterior motives.
There's almost a 99% chance they're going to sell health supplements.
The other party surprisingly said they didn't sell health products, which stunned the curly-haired young man.
There's something wrong with this plot!
Perhaps the other party is experiencing a sales slump lately.
So now we're deliberately trying to get him to see a doctor at the other person's hospital.
"I am not a doctor from Sichuan or Chongqing; I am a doctor from a provincial hospital in Northeast China."
Zhang Lingchuan replied.
The other party actually mistook him for someone selling health products and trying to boost the department's sales performance.
Is he such a person?
"You're not a doctor from Sichuan or Chongqing, you're from Northeast China! Holy crap! Then this guy must be right!"
The curly-haired youth looked at Wei Zixi, who had a round face and a full beard.
This guy looks like he's from Sichuan or Chongqing!
They must be working at a local hospital.
They wanted to trick me into going to their hospital for treatment.
"???"
Wei Zixi, who was standing next to him, looked completely bewildered.
What the hell? ?
Is the taste pungent?
I can't smell it!
Is there anyone as terrifying as Zhang Shen? He went to the toilet without even looking across the room and directly diagnosed cystitis and chronic kidney failure.
The most terrifying thing is.
All the conclusions presented by the other party so far are correct.
"Hahaha! I guessed right! Right!!"
Seeing Wei Zixi's puzzled expression, the curly-haired youth seemed to have grasped something and excitedly began to speak.
I was right.
"I am indeed from Sichuan and Chongqing, but I don't work in Meibu County; I work in the emergency department of West China Hospital."
Wei Zixi replied.
"Holy crap! You guys are both either at West China Hospital or Northeast Provincial Hospital! You're really just telling me to go to the hospital for a checkup?!"
The curly-haired guy was completely petrified on the spot.
"Yes, it's highly likely that you have untreated cystitis for a long time, coupled with being taken advantage of too many times, which caused chronic nephritis, and over time it has developed into chronic renal failure. Don't delay, get treatment as soon as possible."
After Zhang Lingchuan finished speaking to the guy, he washed his hands and left.
"Zhang Shen! This guy looked like he was more upset than if he'd been killed after hearing about our workplace..."
Wei Zixi naturally followed behind and left.
He also made a complaint.
"Definitely... If we can make a profit, this guy thinks his kidneys are definitely fine. What he fears most is that we can't make a profit."
Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.
The word "kidney" carries immense weight for men.
That's why people jokingly say that you can't replenish your kidneys.
In fact, unless there is a problem with the kidneys, they do not need so-called 'supplements'.
There is even a possibility that premature kidney failure may result from taking kidney tonics.
Three-drug.
This principle is correct.
The woman who used to take Niuhuang Jiedu Pills every day because she felt constipated ended up with organ failure.
In fact, taking detoxifying pills containing realgar can put a burden on a person's internal organs, and in severe cases, can cause these organs to become diseased.
In addition, it can also cause drowsiness, and even affect the nervous system, digestive system, nausea, etc. In a few cases, it can also cause skin allergies.
Therefore, while alcohol is good for detoxification, one should not overindulge.
"That's true... But Zhang Shen, does it really have a smell? Why can't I smell anything at all..."
Men go to the toilet, you know.
Generally speaking, if there are empty seats, they are definitely not adjacent.
So Zhang Lingchuan and Wei Zixi each stood on one side.
This guy is in the middle.
Wei Zixi really didn't smell anything.
But he did notice Zhang Shen's suffocating posture.
"I have a naturally sensitive nose, there's nothing I can do about it."
Zhang Lingchuan sighed helplessly.
"A true talent! Others would beg for a nose like that!"
Wei Zixi said very seriously.
After all, being able to make a rough judgment just by smelling is a skill that many people can only dream of.
"The advantages are obvious, but the disadvantages are also particularly obvious."
As a man who has just activated his gaseous nose, this is the only honest assessment he can offer.
The advantage is that it can detect some simple symptoms without even wasting a scanning qualification.
It's a downside, I suppose.
When you encounter patients with a strong odor, it can be quite intense!
For example, the rotten apple smell I encountered today and the urine and ammonia smell now are like entering a small space surrounded by these smells, making it extremely difficult to breathe.
"But I feel the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. I just don't know if that young man will get checked."
As an emergency room doctor.
He was aware of it as well.
Generally speaking, the urine of patients with chronic renal failure or cystitis should indeed have a certain odor.
"I guess so, after all, he cherishes his kidneys so much."
Zhang Lingchuan replied.
At most, you'll just have to question your existence for a while.
Right now, in the toilet.
The curly-haired youth was indeed questioning his life when he looked in the mirror.
"They weren't health product salespeople, nor were they doctors here. They told me I had cystitis and kidney failure and then left... That shouldn't be! Do I really have cystitis and kidney failure?!"
The young man's name was Ding Cheng.
He looked completely bewildered.
"Brother Cheng, what's going on? He went to the bathroom and came out looking like he'd lost his soul."
Ding Cheng returned to the dining table with his friends.
The other person's friend noticed that the other person seemed distracted and asked with a puzzled expression.
"Damn it, someone just said I have kidney problems!"
Ding Cheng said at this moment.
"Holy crap! Which kid is swearing?!"
"Brother Cheng, did I hear that right? You have kidney problems? How is that possible!"
"Exactly, exactly. You drink deer blood every now and then to replenish your body. I still remember when I had three girlfriends, I would spend time with one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening. They were all in the same city. How do you seem to have a problem!"
"Don't even mention it... When I broke up with a girlfriend, she used my phone to make calls for six hours straight. I was completely speechless."
Ding Cheng was quite handsome.
Therefore, he is also very popular with women.
His peak achievement was dating three girlfriends at the same time while he was in school; he was truly a master of time management.
They said he had kidney deficiency.
That's absolutely impossible.
If there had been even a slight deficiency in the kidneys, it would have been discovered long ago.
"Those two are doctors."
Ding Cheng sighed. Then he took a sip of beer.
"Doctor? That's fake! Did they leave you their contact information to sell you health supplements? Don't fall for it, and don't get caught up in the hype. It's 100% fake! I've been there, buddy!"
Immediately, someone else started talking.
"The other party didn't try to sell me any health products, and didn't even leave their contact information before leaving."
If what his friend said is true, then Ding Cheng can rest assured.
The key point is that they weren't trying to sell their health products.
"This……"
The atmosphere at the table suddenly became somewhat awkward.
"Which table are you from? Are you still in the restroom?"
The other party's friend asked.
"They weren't in the restroom anymore, but I didn't see them when I came out, sigh..."
The restaurant occupies a large area.
There are upstairs, downstairs, a lobby, private rooms, and so on.
Otherwise, the other party's toilet wouldn't be designed as a public toilet.
So finding such a person seems quite difficult.
It's impossible to open the door to each and every private room to search.
This is a long-established restaurant. Some of the private room doors are easy to open, but difficult to close.
"Uh, so what did the doctor say?"
Hearing this, everyone became curious again.
Even if someone says I have kidney deficiency, I don't think I should be this sad.
Because whether it's genuine or not, it's obvious to oneself.
"The doctor said I have cystitis and chronic kidney failure, and told me to go to the hospital for a checkup as soon as possible, so I don't ruin my kidneys later."
The other person let out a long breath at that moment.
"Holy crap! This is serious!!"
"It's fake!!"
"Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup, Brother Cheng? They have night clinics. If the checkup turns out there's nothing wrong, then we can expose this fake doctor and charlatan you're talking about!"
All I could see were these good buddies at the table talking amongst themselves.
Ding Cheng then drank another glass of wine.
He is considering whether or not to go to the hospital for this kind of examination.
But the other party was right about everything.
Ugh.
If only I hadn't been spacing out at that moment.
Instead, you can just chase after them directly.
We don't know where they are now.
An intersection in front of the restaurant.
The Meibu County Grand Hotel is located at the intersection and is not very far away.
So it only took them seven or eight minutes to reach the hotel entrance.
"Zhang the veterinarian and Song the doctor, get some rest. See you tomorrow."
"Goodbye, Zhang Shen and sister-in-law~"
"Dr. Ogawa, we'll be waiting for you to come to the emergency department and give us your guidance once you're done with your work~"
……
Zhang Lingchuan and Song Wanqing said goodbye one by one.
"Alright, alright, I'll be going now. Everyone should get some rest."
Zhang Lingchuan waved his hand.
"Dean Mao, Director Wei, Xiao Xi, we're leaving too."
Zhang Fu and Gao Yanhua have both left.
"Son, get in the car."
Old Wei opened the car door.
Mao Qinqin sat in the passenger seat.
The couple greeted each other.
"Wow, Dad, how did you have such foresight? You actually parked the car right in front of the Meibu County Hotel, so we can rest a bit and go back to rest!"
Wei Zixi and Ge You lay comfortably in the back seat.
"Rest? There's a second game! What are you resting for!"
Mao Qinqin, who was in the passenger seat, said something.
"Huh? What second round? Mom, wasn't it over?"
In an instant, Wei Zixi sat up straight.
His face was full of confusion.
"What's gone? Today Xiaochuan had his 52nd umbilical cord torsion repair, and our OB-GYN team had a get-together. It's not over yet, so you can come along too."
Mao Qinqin said.
There are quite a few single women working in their obstetrics and gynecology department.
They were also quite interested in this child.
As the dean, he knew these girls very well.
If she could truly develop feelings for her son, she felt it was entirely feasible.
"Damn it! Mom! I have no interest in your OB-GYN gathering... I'm not going! I'm going home to sleep!"
Wei Zixi was furious when he heard this.
To indicate directly that you are not going.
Then they would say something like they had absolutely no interest in such gatherings.
"Not going? Kid! What do you think I went through all that trouble to drive to the hotel and then walk back for?"
Old Wei stepped on the gas.
A black Volkswagen sedan with its doors welded shut sped through the streets of Mebu County.
No one knows what happened that night.
All that is known is that the unmarried women at the obstetrics and gynecology department in Meibu County are very excited.
The married women wore maternal smiles.
of course.
Meibu County People's Hospital.
Several young people also came to get checked for things like kidney failure or cystitis.
The emergency room doctor inquired about the situation.
They were told to come back tomorrow morning so that a specialist could conduct an examination.
If you go to the clinic at night, the examinations are not comprehensive, and the relevant doctors are not on duty, so the results won't be available until tomorrow.
Time quickly came to the next morning.
"Director Zhang... I've noticed that people in Meibu County tend to get up quite early."
Today is New Year's Day.
Zhang Lingchuan and Song Wanqing set off at seven o'clock in the morning.
Director Zhang also arrived in the car.
Be with them.
"I know that you young people tend to stay up late and can't get up in the morning. This trip to Meibu County has actually helped you correct your bad habits. Veterinarian Zhang, what time did Xiao Song go to bed last night?"
Zhang Fu asked with a smile.
He received a call from Ah Shan this morning.
It is said that a cattle farmer in Jiumei Village has had a calf.
Currently experiencing difficulties in childbirth.
Ask Dr. Zhang if he can come over.
Ah Shan didn't want to make the call, but Director Zhang and the others informed him that Dr. Xiao Chuan would continue the live broadcast tomorrow.
He thought that if the cattle farmers encountered trouble now, Mr. Zhang had promised to come down and help, but it would be inappropriate for him not to call him.
"We both went to bed early last night, and we feel pretty good today."
Zhang Lingchuan replied.
He took a shower and went to sleep after getting home last night.
Because of the severe energy expenditure, I slept very soundly.
For an adult, seven or eight hours of sleep a day is more than enough, and he slept from 4:30 to 7:00, so his rest time was more than sufficient.
"That's good. The main thing is that we didn't plan this time, so with the help of the farmers, we just set off. The village we're in this time is Jiumei Village, which is a slightly larger village in Meiteer Township."
Yesterday they went to Ahala village, which only has a few dozen households.
The village of Jiumei we visited today has two to three hundred households.
It's a large village.
"Oh, I see. By the way, is Director Gao off today?"
Zhang Lingchuan noticed that Director Gao didn't seem to be there.
Only Director Zhang Fu remained.
"Director Gao, as the director of the Culture and Tourism Bureau, the other party must be busy with publicity work. You've accomplished several major things since you came to our Meibu County, Xiao Chuan. Our county is now going to concentrate a lot of publicity resources to promote you."
Zhang Fu laughed and said.
"Several major events? What major events?"
Zhang Lingchuan was stunned for a moment.
"Boiled beef, cancer-stricken dog, umbilical cord twisting, gently touch the hand, after finishing the work and walking out of the hospital, a smell reveals diabetic ketoacidosis, saving the person again."
Then Director Zhang Fu began to speak.
"Look, he's already come up with a catchy rhyme in just one day."
A pair of sincere and admiring eyes looked at Zhang Lingchuan.
Every single thing here can be publicized, and each can have a very good impact on public opinion.
"This rhyme actually makes a lot of sense..."
Zhang Lingchuan hesitated before speaking.
Who wrote this?!
The car is moving.
"Jiumei Village is slightly closer than Ahala Village. They are two villages, one above the other. We originally planned to have a meal in Jiumei Village yesterday when we were finishing up, but we couldn't make it."
As they chatted, the topic of food came up again.
“We’re all very casual. It doesn’t matter where we eat, Director Zhang doesn’t need to make any special arrangements.”
Zhang Lingchuan smiled.
There's no need to go to such lengths.
Just be casual about it.
“No, Xiao Chuan, this is a window to showcase our folk customs, so we must include some local delicacies.”
Time flies when you're on the train.
The time has come to 8:20.
Their car drove into Jiumei Village.
Through the car window, Zhang Lingchuan saw that even in the cold wind, the onlookers were extremely enthusiastic, and he even saw a young woman holding a four or five-year-old girl who was also there.
The girl had a fever-reducing patch stuck to her head.
She had an oval face with rosy cheeks and particularly large eyes. After Zhang Lingchuan and the others got out of the car, she blinked at Zhang Lingchuan, Song Wanqing, and Zhang Fu.
The only slight regret was that she had a very conspicuous patient label hanging on her head.
As for why it's so clear...
It was because the little girl's mother brought her to Zhang Lingchuan.
He said he heard about Ayun yesterday.
It just so happens that her daughter gets headaches from time to time.
I've taken a lot of traditional Chinese medicine, but it hasn't helped.
They even hired a highly respected local shaman to perform exorcisms and drink holy water, but the curse still came back. The shaman said it was a very serious curse that couldn't be removed and that they could only let it continue.
So she hoped that after veterinarian Zhang delivered the calf for her neighbor's cow, he would also take her daughter's pulse.
……
Progress today! 6000 words delivered. The author has made some revisions regarding the little girl.
(End of this chapter)
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