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Chapter 56, Sharing a Boyfriend?

Taihe Garden.

Zhang Xian came again, this time bringing 30 fish, filling both fish boxes to the brim.

After placing the fish tank on the ground, a sign was put up next to it.

Women's Day Fish Giveaway!

1. Women aged 18 to 40

2. Normal attire, wearing stockings

3. Each person is limited to one item per day.

Upon seeing Zhang Xianli's sign, the man selling grilled squid was completely stunned. He had kept the fishnet stockings from yesterday in the cabinet of his food cart, thinking that if Zhang Xianli came to deliver fish again today, he would put them on and go to collect the fish.

There's nothing shameful about taking advantage within the bounds of the rules.

For example, a billiards hall launched a promotion where wearing black stockings would get you a free table. Do you think the hall is full of beautiful women wearing black stockings?
No, 90% of them are guys wearing black stockings.

Therefore, the guy selling grilled squid had no qualms about it; he couldn't miss the chance to get a good deal!

That fish from yesterday was delicious stewed.

As a result, Zhang Xian did not play by the rules and actually came up with a fish-collecting rule, which he called the "March 38th Goddess Day event"!
"Hey bro, it's almost the end of September, and you're organizing a Women's Day event?"

The man selling grilled squid couldn't stand it anymore and came over to negotiate.

"My event started on March 8th and will last for a year."

"Yes, I think we shouldn't only show care for women on March 8th."

Zhang Xian spoke with conviction.

Uh, that works too!
The man selling grilled squid opened his mouth, but was unable to refute it.

"Then why do you still have an age limit?"

At this moment, the woman selling grilled sausages next door also came over. She was almost 50 years old this year, which was over the age limit.

"Hey, I was just thinking that it's almost the end of September, the weather is getting cool, and it's not good for children and the elderly to wear stockings, their legs are freezing!"

Zhang Xian provided an explanation.

Upon hearing this, the woman selling grilled sausages was speechless. She rolled her eyes and said, "You're such a nice person."

"If you're going to do something good, you have to think things through carefully."

Zhang Xian shrugged slightly.

By this time, some women who met the requirements had already come to collect their fish. Before Zhang Xian arrived, he sent a message to the woman who had left her WeChat contact information yesterday. After receiving the message, she immediately informed several neighbors with whom she had a good relationship.

Yesterday, Zhang Xian's video of catching fish went viral, and everyone saw it, as well as the "fish-catching guide" summarized by netizens in the comments section.

The more beautiful the fish, the bigger it is!

The longer the legs, the bigger the fish!

The shorter the skirt, the bigger the fish!
Their looks and legs are natural and hard to change, but the length of the skirt is something they can decide for themselves. So, without prior arrangement, they all wore short bodycon skirts and put on exquisite makeup.

While good looks are indeed innate, makeup, this "magic" of beauty, can still produce excellent results if used properly.

So what appeared before Zhang Xian was a uniform array of short skirts and stockings of different colors.

If it weren't for the fact that it was on the roadside, Zhang Xian would have had the illusion that he had arrived at a shopping mall.

He once again deeply felt the meaning of fishing.

Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone.

He used to only make himself happy no matter how many fish he caught, but now it's different; so many people are happy with him.

Following the principles for distributing fish summarized by netizens, Zhang Xian happily distributed fish to the women in line.

Since the fish were already distributed yesterday, and the video went viral, there were a lot of people coming to collect them today. Some female internet celebrities even came specifically to ride the wave of popularity, waiting nearby early in the morning. As soon as they saw the fish being distributed, they immediately came to queue up.

In less than an hour, all 30 fish were delivered.

Zhang Xian didn't linger, packed up the fish box, and left.

It has benefited another thirty families, giving me a great sense of accomplishment!
I rode my electric scooter back to the alley.

From a distance, Liu Dongxu could be seen leaning against the car door smoking.

"Brother Xian, you're finally back."

Upon seeing Zhang Xian, Liu Dongxu threw away his cigarette butt and approached him with a serious expression.

"Did you need something?"

Zhang Xian put both feet on the ground and physically stopped the electric scooter.

"It's you who has something to say!"

Liu Dongxu kept a straight face and pretended to be serious, but his expression was a little strange, because Zhang Xian noticed that the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up several times, but he forcibly suppressed it.

"Dongxu, what happened to your mouth?"

Zhang Xian asked with a puzzled look.

"Nothing's wrong!"

Liu Dongxu shook his head and said with a serious expression, "Brother Xian, we're talking about your business now!"

"My business? What business is it?"

Zhang Xian looked suspicious. "Alright, Brother Xian, stop pretending."

"They're all brothers. The news's been on all afternoon. It's just a breakup, so what? Out with the old, in with the new!"

"Chu Yourong broke up with you because she had bad taste; she'll regret it sooner or later."

Liu Dongxu adopted an attitude of standing up for his good brother.

However, Zhang Xian noticed that when he spoke, the corners of his mouth couldn't be suppressed from turning upwards.

At this moment, Zhang Xian finally realized what was going on with Liu Dongxu's smile earlier. This guy was "happy" because he had broken up with Chu Yourong.

This is a typical example of the mentality of "being afraid that my brother is suffering, but also afraid that my brother is driving a Land Rover".

Having a celebrity girlfriend like Chu Yourong must be incredibly unfair to the Dongxu brothers.

Now that they've broken up, his sense of imbalance has disappeared.

And as a "brother," of course you should comfort yourself after the breakup.

Liu Dongxu's actions demonstrate the complexity of human nature.

"Brother Xian, I know you're feeling really bad right now."

"Let's go grab a couple of drinks!"

Liu Dongxu then said with a hearty expression.

"No, I'm not feeling unwell."

Zhang Xian was speechless for a moment: "So what if we broke up? I'm not short of girlfriends."

"Alright, Brother Xian, don't pretend in front of your own brothers."

Liu Dongxu patted Zhang Xian on the shoulder: "If I had a girlfriend like Chu Yourong who broke up with me, I would cry my eyes out!"

Zhang Xian was completely speechless, and for a moment he really didn't know how to explain it to Liu Dongxu.

"Brother Xian!"

Just then, a sweet voice called out from behind them, and Zhang Xian and Liu Dongxu both turned around instinctively.

Han Ziwei walked over with a big smile on her face. She was wearing a loose white shirt and denim shorts, a "no pants" look, which made her long, straight, and fair legs particularly eye-catching.

"Han, Han Ziwei??"

Liu Dongxu knew all the members of Moonlight Girls, but he didn't expect to see another one besides Chu Yourong today.

"Hello."

Han Ziwei nodded politely to Liu Dongxu, then turned to Zhang Xian and said, "Brother Xian, it's such a pity that you and You Rong broke up. But you have to look forward and not live in the past."

"What do you say?"

"Uh……"

Zhang Xian was speechless again. It seemed that Han Ziwei's purpose was the same as Dongxu's—to comfort him.

The problem is, he doesn't need any encouragement!

"Weiwei, just say what you have to say!"

Zhang Xian shrugged helplessly.

"People online say the best way to forget a relationship is to start a new one."

"So, how about I introduce you to a girlfriend?"

Han Ziwei said with a smile.

"That's okay!"

"However, I don't want the ugly ones!"

Regardless of whether they break up or not, Zhang Xian is not opposed to being introduced to girlfriends.

"Don't worry, why would I introduce you to someone ugly!"

"Hmm, do you have any photos?"

Zhang Xian asked with an expectant look on his face.

"No need to look at photos, just see the person directly."

As she spoke, Han Ziwei twirled in front of Zhang Xian, then winked at him: "So, are you satisfied?"

"Uh……"

Zhang Xian was completely stunned, utterly bewildered.

No, is there any special story behind the group Moonlight Girls?

They want to be in a relationship all the time!

What Zhang Xian didn't know was that Han Ziwei was simply attracted to his talent.

She pretended to be in a relationship with Chu Yourong, and even after they broke up, she could still write two songs about it. She wanted to try it too.

Even writing a song for her would be a sure win!
Liu Dongxu, standing to the side, was completely numb. He subconsciously dug his ear with his finger, feeling that he must have misheard.

My good "brother" just broke up with Chu Yourong, and now Han Ziwei has appeared!

No, you girls who live paycheck to paycheck all share one boyfriend!

(End of this chapter)