All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger

Chapter 148 Treating Jade Syndrome

Wang Gan said matter-of-factly.
"Otherwise what? What would I want from you? Your poverty? Your lack of hygiene?"

Lu Xiaofeng often gets drunk for days on end, so he probably doesn't like to bathe much. He's also very poor and always needs help from friends, making him a typical spendthrift.

But lies don't hurt people; the truth is the sharpest knife.

Lu Xiaofeng felt uneasy, as if there was a knot in his heart.
I got insulted and couldn't even refute it.

"Is it too late for me to back out now?"

Lu Xiaofeng turned to Hua Manlou, his face looking rather grim.

Hua Manlou was all smiles, even showing his teeth, rarely seeing the clever Lu Xiaofeng get his comeuppance.

"What did I tell you? Isn't he interesting?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded, still feeling a lingering fear.

"This guy is a truly terrifying one."

Lu Xiaofeng was not only talking about Wang Gan's personality, but also about the guy's martial arts skills.

Wang Gan slapped him twice just now, and half of his body went numb. With that kind of strength, even if he didn't know any martial arts, he would be famous in the martial arts world.

"I wonder how Princess Shangguan managed to invite him here."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized,
"Could it be that Princess Shangguan has seen your 'Heavenly Secret Staff'?!"

Shangguan Danfeng stood to the side, her face slightly flushed, remaining silent.

Lu Xiaofeng frowned, feeling very strange.

"That's not right. This guy's martial arts skills should be very high. He could defeat most masters even with his bare hands. Who could Princess Shangguan invite to force him to use a weapon?"

As for the two guys at the door, Xiao Qiuyu and Dugu Fang, he ruled them out immediately. These two guys were skilled in martial arts, but if they were to fight, Lu Xiaofeng could handle them with his bare hands.

Wang Gan gave a mysterious smile.
"My 'Heavenly Secret Staff' doesn't judge skill based on martial arts prowess, but solely on the depth of fate."

"Only when the connection is deep enough can one test the depth of my 'Heavenly Secret Staff'."

Lu Xiaofeng sensed something was off, but couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"I don't understand."

"However, now that Young Master Tianji is here, I don't need to go and invite Ximen Chuixue."

This was Lu Xiaofeng's original plan.

Among the friends Lu Xiaofeng knew, only Ximen Chuixue could deal with Dugu Yihe and Huo Xiu, two powerful figures on the known weapon ranking list.

Moreover, Huo Tianqing, the steward of Yan Liben's family, was not someone to be trifled with; his martial arts skills were high enough to rank him among the top twenty on the weapons list.

"This guy's character isn't great, but given his martial arts skills, he wouldn't have made a mistake in the weapon ranking."

Lu Xiaofeng also breathed a sigh of relief.

If it were to ask Ximen Chuixue for help, he really couldn't think of a solution, since that guy lacked nothing and even had no feelings.

Wang Gan frowned. What kind of all-knowing persona did Lu Xiaofeng have?

What's wrong with his character?
Shangguan Danfeng suddenly spoke, her tone somewhat resentful.

“Young Master Tianji will not make a move. I have only seen the Tianji Staff once, so he only has one chance to make a move.”

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Wang Gan with a strange expression.

"You're really strange, having such a peculiar principle."

"It's just a weapon, what's so mysterious about it?"

Hua Manlou laughed,
"Then I am indeed the most unfortunate person in the martial arts world, because I will never see the Heavenly Mystery Master's 'Heavenly Mystery Staff' in my lifetime."

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter. Only Hua Manlou was so open-minded as to joke about his own flaws.

Only Shangguan Danfeng couldn't laugh.

If you saw the secret passage, you would definitely wish you were as blind as Hua Manlou.

"In that case, I really can't think of any way to get Ximen Chuixue to come out."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly.

"Perhaps I should ask the legendary wise and insightful."

Dazhi Datong is a mysterious fellow who knows most of the information in the martial arts world, and only Master Sun can get him to come out.

"The Heavenly Mystery Prince is right here, claiming to know everything. Why should we abandon the essential for the trivial?"

Hua Manlou laughed.

"Doesn't Young Master Tianji have his principles? I'm someone who always respects people."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed.

"That's right, I've always been a very principled person."

"In principle, I can't tell you this secret, but in principle, not being able to is the same as being able to, so I'm going to tell you."

Wang Gan smiled slightly.

"???"

Lu Xiaofeng felt that his brain wasn't working properly, but he also felt that what Wang Gan said seemed to make sense.

"Have you ever seen Ximen Chuixue smile?" Wang Gan asked.
"laugh?!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked incredulous.

How could Ximen Chuixue possibly laugh?

"Ximen Chuixue is a born swordsman, a born killer. I even doubt that this guy can smile at all."

Wang Gan nodded.

"So if you want to invite Ximen Chuixue, you have to make him laugh."

"When you ask someone for help, you should at least make them happy."

Lu Xiaofeng had some doubts.
"is it?"

Hua Manlou nodded.

"I think what Young Master Tianji said makes sense. If we can make Ximen Chuixue happy, we might be able to get his help."

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head.
"How can I make him laugh? I can't think of anything."

"It's very simple..."

Wang Gan's lips curled into a smile.

"Lu Xiaofeng, who has four eyebrows, would be fine without two."

"what?!"

Lu Xiaofeng subconsciously took two steps back and protected his beard with his hands. He knew that this Tianji Gongzi had no good intentions and had actually set his sights on his proud beard!

"What do you think?"

Wang Gan smiled and asked Hua Manlou, who was standing to the side.

"I think it's great. In all my years, this is the first time I've regretted not being able to see. I think even Ximen Chuixue would laugh out loud."

Hua Manlou wholeheartedly agreed, a smile playing on his lips.

Lu Xiaofeng took a deep breath. With his intelligence, he could naturally figure it out, but he was still very reluctant to cut off his beard.
Bang bang bang!
"Hey! What are you doing?!"

Lu Xiaofeng panicked because his acupoints had been struck so fast that he couldn't even react.

"Of course, I'll shave your eyebrows."

Wang Gan sighed.

"Aren't there very few friends as thoughtful as me these days?"

Lu Xiaofeng's face was grim.
We are not friends.

"Hua Manlou, quickly release my pressure points!"

Hua Manlou took out a small knife he kept close at hand, his face serious.

"I heard it might hurt a bit the first time. My knife is made of meteorite iron, it can cut through iron like mud. That's all I can do to help you, brother."

Lu Xiaofeng began to despair.
"No way, you guys are serious!?"

Wang Gan sighed.

"Remember this: next time you say someone is a bad person, make sure it's behind their back."

Lu Xiaofeng's lips twitched. He only said one sentence: "This bastard is so petty!"

Master Tianji? Just call him Little Master Ji!

"Don't worry, I'll be quick. It might hurt a little the first time for a man, but I'm an expert. You'll know how good it feels after it's over."

Wang Gan's lips curled up. Of course, he didn't need to use a knife; he simply wiped it lightly with his hand.

Lu Xiaofeng became completely bald.

Lu Xiaofeng realized he could move again, so he touched his lips.

"Huh? Why does he have a beard?"

Lu Xiaofeng was only happy for a moment, but his face immediately turned ugly as he realized what was happening.

"You shaved my eyebrows?!"

Lu Xiaofeng wiped his forehead, and sure enough, it was smooth.

It shaves even cleaner than a meteorite iron blade!

Wang Gan burst into laughter; he had been holding back for so long and almost couldn't contain himself.

"Hahahaha!"

"Lu Xiaofeng, who used to have four eyebrows, now only has two, but it's not specified which two!?"

The current Lu Xiaofeng has no eyebrows on top and has eyebrows on the bottom, which makes him look really ridiculous!

To be honest, anyone who can see this scene and not laugh is really a bit of a jade-loving person!
"I never imagined that I would regret being blind twice in my life!"

Hua Manlou also laughed, a very happy laugh.
Even though he can't see, the thought of it makes him happy!
Pfft!

It turned out that Shangguan Danfeng, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but laugh out loud without any restraint.

For a moment, the air around them was filled with joy, except for Lu Xiaofeng's desperate mutterings, such as "I don't want to live anymore" and "I'm too ashamed to face anyone," which were laughable.

(End of this chapter)