All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger
Chapter 132 Whose is Shorter?
Chapter 132 Whose is Shorter?
Xuanyuan Sanguang crossed his arms, calm and composed.
He started gambling at the age of six, and he was better than others at any kind of gambling.
"Of course, I've already chosen my chips, you can bet however you like!"
Wang Gan smiled slightly.
"Then I'll bet you on a man's 'thing'!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang was taken aback.
"You mean"
Wang Gan nodded.
"That's right, it's something only men have, and I'll have to compare its length with yours!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed heartily.
"Very well, very well, of all the gambling methods in the world, the one you've described is the most unique I've ever heard!"
"But I like it!"
"Alright! I'll compare lengths with you!"
In matters like this, how could a man say he couldn't do it? Even if he didn't want the Emei treasure, Xuanyuan Sanguang would still find a way to win!
"but!"
Wang Gan changed the subject, his smile carrying a deeper meaning.
"I won't compare lengths with you, I'll compare lengths with you!"
"Whoever has the shorter one wins!"
"what?!"
This time, even Xuanyuan Sanguang was at a loss. He carefully looked Wang Gan up and down.
This guy seems like a decent man, so why is he so insecure?!
Even Xuanyuan Sanguang couldn't say whether this was confidence or a lack of confidence.
"Wait a minute"
Xuanyuan Sanguang, seeing Wang Gan's meaningful expression, realized what was going on.
In the past, Xuanyuan Sanguang had extensive experience with such physical matters.
If you bet on how many scars you have, you can cut them off right away; eighty becomes one hundred. If you bet on how many toes you have, you can chop them off right away; ten becomes nine.
But it depends on the man's length.
"Damn, you're pretty cunning!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang gasped.
This guy calculated that his own penis was shorter, betting that Xuanyuan Sanguang wouldn't dare to cut off his own manhood!
Even if they grit their teeth and cut it down, it would be no different from Xuanyuan Sanguang winning... it's a real dilemma!
"Row!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang was, after all, a gambling addict who was addicted to gambling. He gritted his teeth and decided to gamble!
"Just bet!"
"However, I have to add a condition: it must be shorter than the exposed length now; any later cuts or trims don't count!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang wasn't stupid; he left himself a way out.
Otherwise, what if he really made the difficult decision to cut off a piece, only to find that the other side had also cut off a piece?
Shall we dig a hole in there?!
"A word is settled!"
Wang Gan grinned, showing no sign of panic.
"It's hard to chase a horse!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang snorted coldly. He didn't believe that this guy could be any shorter!
Anyway, his isn't long either!
With that, Xuanyuan Sanguang loosened his belt, his expression resolute, ready to start the competition in public!
"All right!"
"I won."
Wang Gan waved his hand.
Captain Dragonfly immediately declared victory.
"no."
Xuanyuan Sanguang stood there, stunned.
"I haven't even taken my pants off yet, how did you win?"
Wang Gan's face held a half-smile.
"It's not about comparing length, mine is clearly shorter than yours."
"I'm talking about something only men have, a beard. What did you think it was?"
"What!?"
Xuanyuan Sanguang was shocked. He unconsciously touched his beard, which was a tangled mess and very prickly.
On the other side, he was indeed fair-skinned and beardless, without a single beard!
"And you also said that it's only showing now, not counting the shaving later. Even if you shave all your beard now, it's too late."
Wang Gan's lips curled into a smile, he couldn't stop laughing.
Xuanyuan Sanguang was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter!
He then realized that he had fallen into a linguistic trap set by the other party.
"Good good!"
"What a fine comparison of beards!" Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed so hard he almost tilted his head back.
"Who says that a man's only possession is his manhood?"
"Interesting, very interesting! You really are interesting! Fine! I concede defeat!"
This was the first time Xuanyuan Sanguang had ever lost so happily and so convincingly!
"But to be honest, if you really want to see who has the shorter penis, I'm not confident I can beat you!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang shook his head and sighed.
Men's old habits have kicked in again; since he hasn't even taken his pants off, he just opens his mouth and starts bragging!
Wang Gan sighed, took two steps silently, and saw three footprints appear on the ground.
Xuanyuan Sanguang was stunned, then remained silent for a long while before bursting into laughter again.
"Very well! I, Xuan Yuan San Guang, have never admired anyone in my life, except you!"
"I've lost the bet now, what do you want me to do? I won't even flinch at you!"
Wang Gan frowned and thought for a moment.
Although Xuanyuan Sanguang was listed among the Ten Great Evils, he was still considered a hero. He said he would gamble with everyone he met, but in reality, those he forced to gamble were all wicked people. He never harmed the heroes he respected.
Wang Gan didn't have any ill feelings towards him.
"Everyone knows that I, the King, am sworn enemies of gambling and drugs!"
"What I hate most in my life is gambling addicts!"
"You gamble with everyone you meet, and you even force people to gamble. You're a complete scoundrel, beyond redemption!"
"Do you even know how many families you've ruined through gambling?!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang sighed.
"I really haven't calculated it. When the gambling addiction kicks in, I'm willing to bet even my own parents and wife on the table. How can I care about anyone else?"
Wang Gan clapped his hands, and a plan came to him.
"Alright! Then I'll make you go from gambling with everyone you meet to encouraging everyone you meet to gamble."
"Unless you persuade a thousand gamblers to turn back, you will never be allowed to gamble again!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang's eyes widened as he murmured.
"If killing me would be a quick and easy way to make a name for yourself in the martial world, and if you want a divine steed and a beautiful woman, I can find a way to get them for you, but now you want me, a gambling addict, to persuade others to gamble?!"
"You might as well just kill me with a sword!"
"Wait!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang raised his head and suddenly realized.
"You said your name is Wang Gan!?"
"So you wrote Jiang Qin's autobiography? No wonder..."
"So it turns out that I, Xuanyuan Sanguang, lost to you, you shameless bastard!"
Wang Gan frowned.
"wrong!"
"He is the most handsome man in the world!"
When you're out in the world, your reputation is something you earn yourself!
"Fine! You, Wang Gan, are the only one in this world who could come up with such a wicked idea—to persuade a gambler like me to gamble!"
Xuanyuan Sanguang knew perfectly well that if Wang Gan had simply told him to stop gambling, the gambling addict would have surely committed suicide. But Wang Gan had given him a goal: to persuade ten thousand gambling addicts to stop.
"Good good!"
"This is the retribution I deserve for being a gambling addict!"
"When the sun and moon lose their light, gambling becomes madness; in the end, a lotus flower is planted in the sea of suffering!"
"From now on, there will be no more gamblers, only those who encourage gambling!"
After saying this, Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed loudly, cupped his hands in greeting to Wang Gan, and left gracefully.
[Change the fate of Xuan Yuan San Guang, one of the "Ten Villains," and gain 1000 Fate Points.]
Upon seeing the amount of Fate Points, Wang Gan was also stunned for a moment before realizing what was happening.
"So turning bad people into good people, and good people into bad people, can earn you so many Fate Points."
"Unfortunately"
Wang Gan shook his head.
A person's concept of good and evil is often formed long ago, and even if someone has unparalleled martial arts skills, it is difficult to change their concept of good and evil.
"Hey! Killing is still the most satisfying!"
(End of this chapter)
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