Huayu: This celebrity doesn't follow the rules.

Chapter 13: Navigating the Martial World Relies Entirely on Stinginess
Tian Xi's face flushed red, and the cake box in her hand fell to the ground with a thud.

Lin Xiaoman, standing behind her, stared wide-eyed, looking them up and down: "Weiwei, is my brother the idiot you were talking about?"

"It wasn't him!" Tian Xi screamed as she crouched down to pick up the cake, only to bump her head against the wall with a "thud."

Jiang Ye slowly squatted down, his slender fingers supporting the tilted cake box: "That's me, the fool who got rejected on WeChat by someone."

"I'll add it right away!" She frantically pulled out her phone, and with a "whoosh," the money in her pocket spilled all over the floor.

It seems like quite a lot...

"..."

Lin Xiaoman suddenly poked her head out from between the two: "Brother! So you're the sucker who got tricked out of the cake by Xiaotian?"

She turned to Tian Xiwei and gave her a thumbs up: "Well done! My brother has never been very smart!"

"Huh? No... this handsome... uncle?"

"Hmm?" Jiang Ye narrowed his eyes.

"Brother!" she immediately corrected herself, gesturing frantically, "I meant brother!"

Lin Xiaoman was so suppressing her laughter that her shoulders were shaking, and she secretly kicked her best friend.

Tian Xiwei then realized that her student ID card had also fallen to the ground, and the headshot in the photo section, showing a grinning face, was facing Jiang Ye.

"Tian, ​​Xi, Wei." Jiang Ye pronounced the names on the student ID card word by word, then suddenly laughed, "Tongliang Middle School, Grade 11 (3), right?"

“I’m dead…” Tian Xi covered her face and saw through her fingers that Jiang Ye was stuffing her student ID into his pocket.

"I'll return it to you at school tomorrow after school." He leaned close to her flushed ear and lowered his voice, "And while I'm at it, I'll talk to your teacher about the legal consequences of his student committing fraud..."

Tian Xi gasped, grabbed her best friend, and rushed into the house: "Xiaoman, let's go do our homework!"

Jiang Ye watched her fleeing figure and slowly took out his phone.

My contacts are filled with a friend request from "Sweet Field Circle," accompanied by a cute cat emoji.

Jiang Ye looked at his phone screen, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.

His slender fingers tapped the screen a few times.

Friend request rejected.

Reason: I won't add scammers.

Just after sending the message, a muffled thud was heard from inside the room, followed by Tian Xiwei's wail: "My phone!"

A moment later, Lin Xiaoman skipped out of the room like a happy little deer, waving her phone gleefully: "Brother! Xiao Tian got so angry that he threw his phone on the bed!"

She leaned closer to show the screen, "Look at her WeChat Moments, she's calling you 'the stingiest man in the universe'!"

Jiang Ye caught a glimpse of that post:
[Sweet Frog]: I met a super stingy person today!!! [Angry][Angry][Angry]
The accompanying photo is a candid shot of his profile with a pig's nose drawn on it.

"Tsk tsk." Jiang Ye shook his head, suddenly feeling his sleeve being gently tugged.

Lin Xiaoman leaned closer mysteriously and whispered, "Brother, all the women outside are wicked."

She blinked her big eyes and said, "Only family truly cares for you, especially your lovely and thoughtful little sister!"

Jiang Ye raised an eyebrow: "Speak like a human."

"Um..." Lin Xiaoman rubbed her fingers together, "I've got my eye on a new phone, but Dad won't buy it for me..."

She suddenly hugged Jiang Ye's arm, "But my brother loves me the most, right?"

Jiang Ye was somewhat depressed.

Did your sister hear about Tian Xiwei's glorious deeds and develop a wrong impression of him?
Do they really think he's a fool?

Others spend ages charming and begging for a piece of bread, and you come up with a phone right away?

But no matter what, she is his sister after all!

"Hmm!" Jiang Ye pulled his arm away, slowly took out his wallet, and under Lin Xiaoman's expectant gaze, pulled out a five-yuan note: "Go buy a phone case." "Jiang! Ye!" Lin Xiaoman stomped her foot angrily, "You'll be single forever if you keep doing this!"

"I was actually thinking of introducing Xiaotian to you."

? ? ? ? ?

What the hell?
Why introduce Xiaotian, who is a minor, to us?
Do you want to be a maid?

"roll!"

"elder brother……"

Jiang Ye kicked his sister in the butt, "Let's go!"

"Agh... Jiang Ye, you'll die a horrible death!"

……

Second day

"Brother! We're back!"

Lin Xiaoman threw her schoolbag on the sofa and rushed upstairs barefoot.

Tian Xiwei followed behind her, her eyes darting around, ready to slip away at any moment.

"Stop looking." Lin Jianjun looked up from behind the newspaper. "Your brother's flight was two hours ago, he should be arriving in Yanjing soon."

"Huh?!" Lin Xiaoman's mouth gaped open wide enough to fit an egg. "Why didn't he stay a few more days?"

"The Beijing Film Academy starts the day after tomorrow." Lin Jianjun pushed up his glasses. "Besides, aren't you guys starting school already?"

They're gone?

Tian Xiwei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up.

That stingy guy is finally gone!
The idea of ​​telling the teacher at school is just a scare tactic!
Ugh, she was worried all day. She didn't even feel like going home for dinner after school and came here specifically to scout out the enemy.

As a result, this is it?
She was secretly pleased when she suddenly heard Lin's father say, "By the way, Xiaoman, your brother has enrolled you in tutoring classes for the new semester."

"What?!" Lin Xiaoman's voice instantly rose eight octaves.

"Math competition intensive training class, every Saturday all day." Mr. Lin shook the payment slip in his hand. "Your brother paid for it, so don't let his good intentions go to waste; it's not cheap!"

Lin Xiaoman was struck dumb, collapsing onto the sofa: "My Saturday, my freedom... he's not my brother... sob sob sob!"

Tian Xiwei was laughing so hard her stomach hurt when Lin's father suddenly turned to her and said, "Little Tian, ​​her brother has also signed you up."

? ? ? ? ?

"Huh?!" Tian Xiwei jumped up suddenly. "Why...why?"

"They said it was a buy-one-get-one-free promotion, and he happened to find your student ID. Thinking it wouldn't be a waste, he registered you too!"

"Oh, by the way, I've already spoken with your dad in the parents' group, and he's very supportive."

Tian Xiwei's vision went black...

"This is the registration certificate." Mr. Lin handed over two gold-embossed cards. "Classes start this Saturday at seven in the morning. Being late once will result in an extra set of mock exam papers."

"Jiang! Ye!" the two girls screamed in unison.

At this moment, 30,000 feet in the air, Jiang Ye was slowly drinking a sip of orange juice from the plane, feeling refreshed all over!
He's been in the underworld for so many years, all thanks to his "stinginess".

I usually settle scores on the same day!
After the plane landed smoothly, he leisurely turned on his phone. A dozen or so WeChat friend requests immediately popped up on the lock screen.

[Sweet Frog]: I was wrong! [crying]
[Sweet Rice Circle]: Bro, approve this!
[Sweet Frog]: Please have mercy! [Kneeling]
[Sweet Frozen]: I hate you!!!
"The weather in Yanjing is really nice." Jiang Ye looked at the blue sky and felt happy.

"Beijing Film Academy, here I come!"

(End of this chapter)