He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 99 Why are there aliens everywhere? (Seventh update)

Li Ji drove his minivan through the crowded city streets.

He and Shark have switched back to their Indian forms.

Shark sat in the passenger seat, holding a yellow megaphone used for selling vegetables, and broadcasting interstellar language out the window.

"Courier 12138, we're here to take you home!"

Delulu sat in the back, nervously gripping the handle.

Because of the bumpy road, the car kept bouncing.

"Will the courier 12138 really come looking for us?"

"As long as he doesn't leave the city, he can hear it."

Li Ji took out his communicator and checked it again.

"I've already contacted my senior and asked her to send over the long, thin tube. Its brainwave radiation will definitely be more effective than this little loudspeaker."

"Then the Indian people have also suffered, meow."

Due to traffic congestion, the width of the two lanes allows cars to travel in eight directions.

Motor vehicles, non-motor vehicles, livestock, and people are all on the same road.

It's not surprising to see cows and horses appearing.

However, an illegally constructed shack might suddenly appear in the middle of the road.

Four or five children came out and stared at you intently.

They can only travel at extremely slow speeds.

More and more people gathered around, all bowing in worship to the "monkey god" statue on the roof of the car.

Many people were prying at the car doors like zombies, making banging noises from the car walls.

Some people even threw money into the car window.

Lee Ki removed the coin stuck to his face, pulling out a long trail of purple slime.

"Don't you have any sense of public decency?! Don't throw coins!"

Just as Li Ji was about to roll up the car window, a cockroach the size of a palm flew in and landed right on his steering wheel.

"And don't throw away cockroaches either!"

Startled, Li Ji slammed on the brakes, causing the two girls in the back seat to fall flat on their faces.

Milia's backside was stuck to the roof of the car, making her look quite disheveled.

Delulu lay on the ground, rubbing the back of her head and complaining, "Couldn't you have said 'meow' before you suddenly stopped?"

"There's an ancestor here, what should we do?"

Li Ji pointed to a cockroach the size of his palm on the steering wheel.

The four looked at each other, unsure of what to do.

The cockroach's antennae twitched, and it actually stood up straight, pounding its chest with its four forelegs and making a weak sound.

"You really should have said something before you slammed on the brakes."

"Holy crap, the Indian cockroaches have mutated; they can speak interstellar language now."

"I am also a space citizen!"

"what?"

"I am from the planet Cockroach, my name is Galilee."

"You're an intelligent species? But you look exactly like a cockroach!"

"Thank you for the compliment."

Galilee nodded playfully, her twin ponytails hanging down.

"Which ear of yours heard that was a compliment?"

"I have no ears."

Li Ji slapped his forehead in frustration and gave up on communication.

"So you're courier 12138 meow?" Dailulu leaned her head closer to the middle of the front seat.

Galilee paused, then said, “No. I am a survivor of an interstellar space disaster four years ago.”

She covered her mouth with her four legs, and her voice gradually choked up.

"I was the only survivor on the entire spaceship; everyone else died."

"My 18456 family members!"

Milia silently handed over a tissue.

"It must be very hard for you to be all alone on Earth, right?"

Galilee took the tissue: "No, I found a husband locally, and we had 145792 children. He just has intellectual disabilities and can't speak."

"Wait a minute!" Li Ji noticed the blind spot. "Isn't there reproductive isolation between you and the local cockroaches?"

Yes, that's why none of our children are fertile.

"Then aren't you violating the protection of a species?" Galilee was shocked and quickly waved its four forelimbs.

"I didn't! I was ovulating, and it just went up there on its own. It's not my fault; I'm the victim! You're not going to arrest me, are you?"

"Actually, we are just four college students."

Galilee tilted his head, looking at them with confusion: "You didn't hand in your homework, so you were exiled?"

"Which top university exiles students for not submitting assignments?"

"That's how we were back then."

"That rule was abolished a long time ago, meow. We're here to conduct course research, meow."

"I see. Can you give me a ride back?"

Galilee grabbed Liki's hand.

The feeling of having your hand held by a cockroach is really complicated.

"Please, I really want to go home. It's so dangerous here. Not only do humans want to kill me, but all sorts of animals want to eat me too."

"You stay in the car for now. We'll talk to the agents from the Secret Service, and they'll definitely be able to get you home."

"thank you all."

Galilee kissed Lee's finger, feeling so uncomfortable he wanted to die.

Shark moved aside to make room for Galilee.

"Thank you."

Li Ji sent a message to his senior, but she still didn't reply. It's always like this; maybe she's busy.

In reality, Senior Gu Yuqing fell asleep while reading a fantasy novel, while Senior Dolly, though awake, was busy evaluating cigarettes and didn't want to reply.

Li Ji reluctantly put down the communicator.

Shark Baby chuckled: "Miss Galilee, you're so cute."

The remaining three people stared wide-eyed, their heads turning towards Shark Baby like machines.

No way? You like this kind of thing too?

"Thank you."

"My friend Rahula really likes little girls like you. Can I introduce you to him?"

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that Shark Baby was just being righteous, not just curious.

“I’m afraid he’ll look down on me because I’m a single mother.”

"He doesn't mind. He couldn't be happier. He loves married women and young girls the most."

Li Ji didn't know whether having a friend like Sha Bao was lucky or just lucky.

"Galilee, do your children have intelligence?"

"He has a little bit, but not much; he can understand what I'm saying."

"Could you please ask your children for a favor? We are looking for the missing deliveryman 12138. He looks just like the statue on the roof of the truck. Could you please ask your children to search for him?"

"no problem."

Galilee readily agreed. She climbed over Shark's body, went out the window, and crawled into the garbage heap by the roadside.

In a hidden, dark burrow, countless cockroaches are carrying away trash of all sizes.

There are mattresses, small tables made of sawn wood, and even a brand-new Coca-Cola refrigerator.

In the center of the cave is a miniature rocket made of scrap metal.

The cockroaches are building the rocket.

"children!"

The cockroaches' antennae quickly stood up, and they immediately formed a neat and uniform military formation, like an army in an underground kingdom.

All the cockroaches remained motionless, even their antennae were at the same height.

Their eyes all turned to the giant cockroach at the entrance of the hole, their mother—Galilee.

"Children! We don't need to build this broken rocket anymore."

"My mother found someone to take me back home."

"You are now helping Mom do one last thing: find someone for me."

After describing the appearance of courier 12138, Galilee shouted, "Dismissed!"

The cockroach army poured out of hundreds of holes one after another.

They roam the streets, pipes, walls, and bushes of Varanasi...

Galilee risked being trampled into a fritter, weaving through the crowd to get back into the van.

"The children have already set off."

"Wait a minute, why is there an elephant here?"

(End of this chapter)