He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 89 West Coast Gangsters Encounter Los Santos Riot Planners

"What do you want to do?"

"I have something very important to do, meow!"

"What important thing could you possibly need to do while you're in the bathroom?"

"It's a little embarrassing to say, I'll have Little B tell you meow."

[Brahmin's To-Do List]

That damn system is back again.

[Toileting: Indians rinse with water while using the toilet, using their left hand for assistance. This is considered the cleanest and most hygienic way to clean themselves in the world; Indian bottoms are cleaner than those in a sterile hospital ward.]

Of course, a noble Brahmin need not do it himself; he can call upon his servants to serve him.

Lee Ki felt the fear of being ruled by evil hellish jokes.

"This is the drawback of systemic flow; people will eventually be alienated by the system."

Li Ji sighed and said to the toilet, "So you want the front desk to send someone to wipe your ass, you esteemed Brahmin?"

"That's right, meow."

Aren't you afraid of water?

"That's why I called someone up, meow. Then we won't need water anymore, meow."

"The receptionist's life matters too! I won't call, there's a phone next to the toilet, you can call it yourself!"

silence.

Li Ji guessed that Dailulu also realized things weren't going well and probably gave up.

"Hello, is this the front desk?"

"Holy crap, you're really hitting me!"

"I am a noble Brahmin, and I need a servant to help me with toileting, meow."

"It's not washing my butt, it's wiping my butt, meow. I can't use water, I'm afraid of water, meow."

"Why can't this kind of service be provided, meow? I'm a Brahmin meow!"

"Hey! Why do you want me to complain about you, meow! What a strange request, meow."

A short while later, Delulu walked out of there, looking dejected.

"No success?"

She nodded: "The receptionist begged me to file a complaint against her, meow. She sounded so urgent, earthlings are so strange, meow."

"They've never seen such a bizarre request before, have they? So how did you clean it?"

"I really can't accept using my own hands instead of Meow Meow Technology. It seems there's still a considerable gap between me and Brahmins, meow."

Lee Ji really had to thank God that such a bizarre scene didn't happen in his room; there are still normal people in India.

They arrived at the conference hall on the second floor at 7:30 p.m., half an hour before the yoga session at 8 p.m.

There were already quite a few guests in the hall, dressed in luxurious attire, mostly in traditional Hindu clothing.

Men and women chatted casually.

Traditional Indian music was playing from the speakers, giving the impression that the guests were about to dance.

The monks, with half their chests exposed, greeted them.

Li Ji handed over a forged copy of the family tree, along with a forged bank card.

Delulu hacked into the Indian bank's system and created a fake account for them with $4000 million in deposits.

It also bypassed the intelligent inspection system.

Indian banks can only discover this account when they reconcile accounts later.

If a $4000 million account suddenly appears, the bank will definitely notice.

But our alien master doesn't care.

The monk carefully examined the family genealogy.

Li Ji was still unsure, as he really didn't know much about the situation in India.

The monk looked up: "Respected Mr. Sharma, are you from America?"

Li Ji was somewhat surprised. He hadn't even told the whole story he had prepared, so how did the other party guess it?
The other person's eyes seemed to be fixed on Delulu.

Li Ji turned his head to look.

What the hell!

Dailulu was dressed as a gangster.

A black headscarf, a thick gold chain, a tight white tank top, skinny jeans that sag to the upper thighs, revealing half of striped underwear, and a pair of AJ3s on her feet.

Li Ji now understood how the monks knew they were from America.

"I wasn't even looking at you for a second, how did you end up dressed like this?"

“I recorded a lot of Los Santos samples last time, meow.”

Delulu, clutching her gold chain, said in a thick Black gangster accent, "We're from America, this is the West Coast hot shit, you know what I'm saying, you nigger meow."

The surrounding people's eyes slowly turned to them. The monk's face was somewhat dark: "You may join this event, but please change your clothes as a sign of respect for the gods."

"This is a solemn occasion, and I hope everyone will behave appropriately."

"Of course, of course."

Li Ji dragged Dai Lulu to change her clothes before they could enter the venue.

There were no seats inside the venue, only carpets with intricate patterns.

They sat down in a row, each with a table, immersing themselves in the daily life of a Brahmin.

The conversation of a few people nearby caught Li Ji's attention.

A bearded, overweight man said with great enthusiasm, "I have an extremely high level of influence all over the world."

Li Ji listened intently, hoping he might actually be encountering a master.

Are you aware of the Los Santos riots and the storming of City Hall?

He proudly patted his chest: "I planned it!"

Lee Ki: Then who am I?
The man's skin was tanned to a dark brown, but his features were well-defined, with a high and large nose.

He gestured wildly as he spoke, clearly very excited.

His English, with a slight Indian accent, was still clearly understandable.

You all saw that news, right?

“Vampire Boy and Asian Cellphone Man, they are both my people.”

"The President of the United States and the Governor of California are both very busy trying to find the mastermind behind this."

“But they have no idea that it was actually Ravi who did it.”

Li Ji and Sha Bao tilted their ears, trying not to laugh.

"Not only this time, but I also did the thing that Xiangguo's phone was chewed up before."

"I gave that little boy divine power, which is why he was able to bite the phone to pieces."

"Xiangguo's stock price has fallen by 14 percent."

"There will be a huge gap in the global mobile phone market in the future."

At this point, Ravi's smile widened even more.

"The one who can fill this gap is definitely India."

He pulled a shiny gold cell phone out of his pocket.

"This is my company's latest Monkey King phone, which will be officially launched in four months. It will definitely become the world's best high-end brand when it is released."

"This is my business card. If you want to invest, you can contact me. Of course, I want to make money with my fellow countrymen."

Ravi started handing out business cards to everyone around him, even giving four to Lee and his group who were five meters away.

Looking at the simple business card, Li Ji was surprised to find that the caste "Brahmin" had been written down as well.

He looked up the so-called Monkey King mobile phone company; the website looked quite professional, if you could ignore the persistent headshot of Ravi on the page.

He then used advanced AI to check the company and Ravi's specific situation again.

This company, Shenhou Mobile, has been registered for three years. It does not have a physical factory, but it has cooperative relationships with contract manufacturers. However, its financial situation is already precarious.

Ravi himself is plagued by various debts and business failures.

Li Ji realized that not all Brahmins were super-dragons.

For some, their Brahmin identity is the last fig leaf covering their shame.

“Investing in me won’t be a problem. I, Ravi, still have a certain influence. I can shake the earth with just a flick of my finger.”

Shark rushed forward and jumped up to grab Ravi's waving hand in the air.

Ravi, who had been smiling, was suddenly terrified, his face contorting in shock: "What are you doing!"

Shark ignored him and tugged at his finger.

Shark Baby tilted its head, unaware of the Earth's vibrations or changes in gravity.

Feeling extremely disappointed, he released the other person and returned to his seat amidst a crowd of astonished gazes.

Li Ji, who was watching the commotion, almost suffered internal injuries from suppressing his laughter.

Ravi didn't argue with the child and continued bragging to the people around him.

"Have you all heard about the new monkey that recently appeared at Raja Temple? I'm planning to buy it and make it our brand ambassador."

Li Ji keenly captured the key words.

"Divine Monkey".

Maybe it's the missing deliveryman 12138.

He stood up, ready to go over and chat, when he heard a loud shout from the doorway.

"Master Raj is here!"

(End of this chapter)