He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 8: Li Ji's composed eating style earns him considerable attention.
Chapter 8: Li Ji's composed eating style earns him considerable attention.
The aroma of Lanzhou noodles seeped into Li Ji's pores.
Every inch of his skin was feeling this aura.
He has no nose; his sense of smell is his skin.
A sip of soup, a bite of noodles.
It has no taste when you put it in your mouth.
But when he swallowed the food, his esophagus experienced a wonderful taste.
It tastes great.
Paired with a bite of thinly sliced beef, it feels just like going back to the chain store downstairs.
The taste is so close to a perfect replica that it's hard not to suspect it's a pre-made dish.
He chewed his food calmly.
In Wilde's eyes, the movements were so fluid and elegant.
She couldn't understand how the other person overcame the habit of sucking with sharp mouthparts, and how they performed chewing and swallowing so naturally.
Li Ji felt that his teeth were not strong enough, as if they were soft and limp, making it difficult for him to chew.
He had to spend more time chewing the beef.
He could clearly feel his esophagus straining to suck food into his stomach.
In fact, what he perceived as the esophagus was actually his original sharp mouthparts.
The force field released by the mimicry device compressed his body into the outline of an Earthling.
The pointed mouth that was originally exposed was pushed back into the jelly-like body, forming a corresponding relationship with the esophagus of an Earthling.
His mouth is now just part of his jelly-like body, which is why it feels so soft and limp.
A faint sound emanated from the holographic projection.
In a blurry image that no one can see clearly.
Judge Li De'er stroked his pointed beak with his jelly-like green tentacles.
Two eyes were fixed on Lee Ki on the screen, while the other eye was fixed on his own mouth.
The screen light made the blue cross star medal on his chest gleam.
As a fellow Barbaradus alien, he was deeply puzzled by this junior's actions.
After repeatedly studying his own pointed beak, he came to a conclusion.
This boy named Li Ji is no ordinary person.
Liddell, the reviewer, sent the following message to the control panel using his other tentacle.
"Interstellar Security Agency".
"This is reviewer number 00427 from the Provisional Education Oversight Committee."
"Concurrently serving as Agent 47357 of the Interstellar Security Agency."
“Lidel”.
"I request to have a citizen file transferred to my account."
"A Barbaradu alien named Li Ji."
“First-year student in the Department of Earth Sciences at Milver University, student ID 32886.”
The second round of exams has ended.
The scores of the three candidates were displayed on the large screen in the make-up exam classroom.
Long and thin strip, 60 points.
Oscar Wilde simply couldn't think of a reason to convince the judges that humans would eat steel.
I had to barely pass the thin strip, but it doesn't matter. As long as I slightly exceed the passing grade in the next round, I can keep my student status.
The next round was a situational question; Oscar Wilde had confidence in him because of his slender and well-versed theoretical knowledge.
Shark Baby, 64 points.
Li Ji, 97 points.
"It wasn't a perfect score?"
"Garbage school."
Li Ji cursed inwardly, but smiled on the surface.
"Brother Ji, you're amazing. Another high score."
"So you already knew it even though you weren't coming to class."
"Luckily I listened to you, otherwise I would have failed."
After saying that, Shark let out a loud burp, accompanied by a strong breath, and a piece of white ceramic flew out of its mouth.
Li Ji picked up the fragment, looked at the remaining character "兰" on it, and roughly understood what had happened.
Sha Bao was no longer flustered before entering the exam hall; he was now incredibly relaxed.
"If you pass this exam, I'll treat you to a fantastic food shop on asteroid number three in the asteroid belt outside the school."
"Fine, then I'll have to squeeze a hefty sum out of you."
"No problem, you can eat as much as you want."
The two were all smiles and laughter, but the slender figure on the other side couldn't laugh at all.
He stared at the score on the screen, lost in thought. His thoughts were deafening.
"Another 60 points."
"Humph!"
"It's alright, this make-up exam is just a minor setback on my path to becoming an Earth expert."
"If I can pass the next round, I can pass the makeup exam and avoid being expelled."
"I never expected that a small makeup exam would reveal that Jelly Man is a hidden master of Earth science."
"I originally thought that in the entire major, only Delulu could stand shoulder to shoulder with me."
"Having one more competitor is just a stepping stone on my path to growth."
"Come on, Jelly Man, let me crush you head-on in the situational test!"
Li Ji asked Sha Bao helplessly, "Has he always been like this?"
Shark nodded repeatedly.
Looking at the long, wispy, frizzy afro, Li Ji sighed, "How pitiful, getting such a late-stage chuunibyou at such a young age."
The third round of scenario testing has begun.
The topic this time is "Dining in a Restaurant".
"You will each enter a high-end restaurant on Earth and enjoy a delicious meal."
"In this process, you need to complete a series of actions such as 'ordering food,' 'eating food,' and 'paying' naturally, just like humans on Earth."
"I will score you based on your performance."
"Remember, once you're in the situation, your every move will be considered in the scoring. Please be careful."
"Just a reminder, this round accounts for 60% of the score."
"Regardless of your previous scores, this round is enough to change your fate."
Oscar Wilde's face was solemn, his blue skin as somber as the night sky.
Everyone once again mustered all their energy.
Except for Lee Ki.
He picked his nose, his expression indifferent, wanting nothing more than to end this absurd farce as soon as possible.
Playing with alien idiots for too long makes me fear assimilation.
All he wants to do right now is finish his exams and go to the asteroid belt to get some fries.
"It's just dining at a restaurant, how difficult can it be?"
The entire classroom suddenly went dark.
In the blink of an eye, it lit up again.
There were no teachers or classmates around.
Under the gray night sky, there was only one small shop with a sign that read "Lanzhou Ramen".
If it weren't for the fact that the surroundings were empty, with nothing but shops, he would have almost thought he had returned to Earth.
Looking at the flashing green sign, Li Ji exclaimed, "What kind of high-end restaurant is this? Even Teacher Wang hasn't seen much of the world."
"No peace in the alien world."
He pushed open the glass door and went inside. The furnishings were so familiar, just like the Lanzhou noodle restaurants that you can find in every city.
He found a table without flies and sat down.
A Uyghur man wearing a white cap came out of the kitchen and threw a paper menu in front of Li Ji.
The familiar attire and the familiar service attitude... it all feels like I'm back.
The middle-aged man spoke with a heavy accent: "Want something to eat today, man?"
"If you want to eat it, just tell your uncle."
"Our mustard greens are absolutely fantastic!"
"I'll eat it and then spin around."
The other person's authentic Tianjin accent left Li Ji speechless with surprise, and he carefully examined the other person.
High nose bridge, deep-set eyes, light-colored pupils.
He looks like a member of an ethnic minority from Northwest China, but he speaks like an old man from Tianjin.
Teacher Wang, did you go to the real Earth?
Could you please stop combining all sorts of elements haphazardly?
"Hey buddy, what do you want to see?"
"Why are you looking at me? Do I have some kind of 'grilled vegetable' on my face? Look at the menu!"
With the exam taking precedence, Li Ji had no choice but to accept this absurd situation.
Li Ji looked down at the menu.
The menu looked familiar, and all the text was in Chinese.
He couldn't understand it just by putting them together.
Li Ji cursed inwardly.
"Teacher Wang, please explain to me what 'a product synthesized from the high-temperature lipid thermal reaction of nightshade fruit and avian egg cells' means!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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