He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 66 Li Ji Shoots a Motorcycle

I've met that person, Li Ji, online.

"Isn't this Mr. Mikami? I didn't expect to see you like this."

There was a business card inside the suit hanging next to it.

John Henton, VP of Morgan Securities

"Jili's social circle is wider than I imagined."

"From adult film stars to Wall Street elites, they were all his bed guests. The identities of the remaining few are probably not ordinary either."

A stack of invitations lay on the coffee table.

It was written in gold lettering on black stationery.

【Our Friends】

I cordially invite you to the ecstasy party to be held in my private room on the evening of July 1st.

I will give you an experience of unparalleled bliss.

[—Mr. Rabbit]

A green vortex opened up on the wall.

Gu Yuqing pushed her wheelchair out, wearing a thick down jacket, with snow-white ice crystals still clinging to her eyelashes.

She glanced around the huge, luxurious suite.

Eight Earthlings lay naked in disarray.

Dailulu was vomiting uncontrollably while sitting on the toilet, Shabao was riding the motorcycle like a rocking horse, and Li Ji was holding a letter in his hand.

It's truly a scene of peace and tranquility.

"Senior, why are you dressed like this?"

"I just went to Antarctica."

Li Ji's pupils dilated slightly, somewhat surprised: "Are there aliens to capture in Antarctica too?"

"No, it's a class reunion in Antarctica."

"I thought there were only the two of you as agents stationed on Earth. I didn't expect there to be others in Antarctica as well."

"There are only two of us operators."

Gu Yuqing wiped the ice off her eyelashes with her hand.

“Some of my old classmates are penguin people. They have settled in Antarctica and said it feels just like home here. They even treated us to roasted penguin.”

Li Ji recalled the story of the mother sheep taking her lamb to eat mutton soup.

"That's pretty leisurely. I really envy them, they don't have to pay off student loans."

"Who said you don't have to pay it back? Just because you smuggled yourself to Earth doesn't mean the Interstellar Bank can't find you."

"Smuggling? We thought they had legal status."

"You're overthinking it. They're still relying on selling blood to pay off their debts. Luckily, they're penguins, and their blood has a lot of uses."

“The three of you are no good. Especially you, Li Ji, if you can’t pay off your debts, they’ll definitely rip your brains out.”

Li Ji was just thinking of smuggling himself out like the Penguin to pay off his debts, but he didn't expect that he still couldn't escape the iron grip of the Interstellar Bank.

Shark frowned and asked worriedly, "Won't there be any side effects from constantly having blood drawn?"

"No side effects, just being bedridden for years, what's the big deal?" Dolly lit a cigarette and popped it into her mouth. "Ah, that feels good!"

Li Ji suddenly realized a blind spot: "Wait a minute, they are illegal immigrants, and you are agents. Shouldn't you arrest them?"

Dolly waved the cigarette in her hand: "It's just work, why risk your life?"

"It's not a big deal, why make things difficult for an old classmate? It's just a minor offense of illegal immigration, if we don't report it, who will?"

"As long as they don't commit other serious crimes like Jiri the Rabbit, we usually turn a blind eye."

"And we help them send out the blood, and we get a cut in the process."

Li Ji and Sha Bao looked at each other awkwardly, feeling that the slender figure had just suffered unnecessary pain.

"Senior, get down to business. I suspect she's Jiri."

Dolly pushed the wheelchair to the bedside and burned Diana's black buttocks with a cigarette butt.

"what!"

She screamed and jumped out of bed, her eyes wide with terror, her hands gripping the sheets tightly.

"Why don't you cover yourself up? This is a bit inappropriate for children."

Lee Ki tossed her a T-shirt.

"Thank you."

Diana put on a T-shirt that hung down to her thighs.

She glanced around frantically and exclaimed excitedly, "It's you? I knew you weren't good people!"

"How could a decent person wear a palm tree covered in Mexican flags!"

"I told you, you can't earn a thousand dollars without taking your clothes off."

"Who are you?"

Gu Yuqing looked up at Li Ji: "Her reaction doesn't seem to be Jili."

She then took out a scanner and scanned the room, discovering that all eight people were genuine Earthlings.

Lee stared at Diana and said seriously, "Tell me, where is he?" "Who?" Diana's voice trembled slightly.

Li Ji presented the invitation to her.

“Mr. Rabbit, Jimmy, the biological father of your daughter, you were in bed with him just ten minutes ago.”

"I have no idea!"

Diana snatched the invitation and shoved it into her mouth, swallowing it whole.

Li Ji looked at her as if she were a fool, silently walked to the coffee table next to him, and picked up the thick stack of invitations.

"Would you like some more?"

“Shit!” Diana cursed, she even had the urge to choke.

Diana's tone was resolute: "I will not betray Jimmy, even if you kill me, I will not say a word."

"You have children."

“Cynthia is like myself, but Jimmy is more important than myself.”

Li Ji scratched his head in confusion: "This guy has applied a mind-altering drug to his organs, making people willing to die for him, even abandoning their daughters."

They woke up the remaining seven people and bound them with alien handcuffs.

Without exception, no one was willing to reveal any information about Jimmy.

Even the Queen of the Sky is the same; she would rather have her current situation posted on social media than reveal any information about Jimmy.

They were practically a group of die-hard cultists.

"It is said that rabbits can make their partners produce huge amounts of dopamine and hormones, leading to ecstasy."

"I never expected that meeting an Earthling who shares this passion for such behavior would create such an extreme emotional connection."

"It's making me want to try it myself."

Dolly's words were shocking; her expression changed drastically, and she began to berate herself: "Dolly! Can't you be a little more discreet?!"

"Li Ji, don't misunderstand, it was she who said that, not me."

Li Ji ignored him, his mind only focused on the 1500 Alliance Coins reward: "Senior, can the memory eraser read short-term memories?"

“I almost forgot about it. You need to confuse them first.”

Sleep gun fire, and everyone fainted.

Gu Yuqing took out the memory eraser that looked like an electronic cigarette and scanned everyone.

She frowned, her face turning bright red: "I can only read the memories from the last two hours, which are all raw images of mating."

"Only in the last paragraph, one of the blond white men suddenly sprang up from the bed and turned into a motorcycle!"

Shark, who was riding the motorcycle, stopped abruptly, and his silly grin immediately froze.

He jumped out of the car, dejected, as if he had suffered some kind of severe mental shock.

He silently walked into the toilet, turned on the shower, and let the water wash over his already unclean body.

Li Ji lunged forward and delivered a flying kick to the motorcycle.

The motorcycle crashed to the ground.

"Still not showing your true form? Don't blame me for being impolite."

Li Ji pulled out a hypnotic gun from his lower back and aimed it at the motorcycle.

He deliberately threatened the other person: "If you don't show your true form, I'm going to shoot. It will hurt a lot."

The motorcycle still didn't react at all.

"boom--"

With a gunshot, the motorcycle quickly twisted and deformed, instantly transforming into a two-meter-tall, furry, red-eyed rabbit-man.

He clutched his foot and screamed incessantly.

"What are you pretending for? This is a sleep gun, it's harmless—"

Li Ji looked down and saw that he was holding an automatic pistol.

The one I took from the city hall has been tucked behind my waist ever since.

"What about a sleep gun?"

Li Ji reached down to his other lower back and touched a cold gun.

He silently put the pistol into his pocket.

"Damn it!" the rabbit-like alien cursed at Li Ji.

The senior transformed into a two-headed, tentacle-like monster and violently shoved her tentacles into Jiri's mouth.

Dolly snapped angrily, "Shut up! It's so noisy!"

Gu Yuqing turned her head and revealed a bright smile.

"I just noticed that this guy was trying to escape. The rear wheel had already started spinning. Luckily you were quick and shot him in the leg. Otherwise, he might have gotten away if he had charged."

Lee Ki smiled and said, "I didn't expect I to be so outstanding."

“That’s right, he’s definitely the junior I’ve chosen.” Gu Yuqing winked again.

"Senior, let's begin the interrogation."

(End of this chapter)