He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 62 You're really here to be someone's father, you long and thin thing? (Please read on!)

Li Ji planned to tackle the person inside as soon as he came out.

He sent the coordinates to his senior and asked for help.

The other party told him to wait patiently and not to act rashly, as they needed to do some preparations.

While waiting for reinforcements, they listened to the story of the golden-bodied man, Arokan, recounting his lost journey.

Li Ji was so engrossed in listening that he felt as if he were actually on the golden-bodied man's interstellar spaceship, experiencing that magnificent journey.

The colorful nebulae and the intricate asteroid belt seem to be right in front of you.

It was as if the scene of Arokan slaughtering his entire tribe was right before my eyes, and I could even smell the strawberry-scented blood.

"He really knows how to tell stories, meow," Delulu said dreamily.

Shark Baby was also obsessed: "I feel like I can see Arokan right in front of me."

I need to relieve myself.

"Shark, please don't interrupt the story's atmosphere, okay?"

"I didn't say anything."

Who is speaking?

A scene of excretion through the mouth suddenly flashed into Lee Ki's mind.

He was certain that he couldn't possibly have made that connection.

He stared wide-eyed at the person in the long overcoat through the window.

"It wouldn't be you, would it?"

Various images uncontrollably appeared in Li Ji's mind.

Long and thin, what are you doing here, you idiot!

You're really going to be someone's father?

Looking at the mysterious person inside, he suddenly understood everything.

The huge Mexican hat was to cover his orange-yellow bald head.

The two pairs of sunglasses were worn to prevent their round eyes from being exposed.

Only a long trench coat could cover those legs that went on all the way down from the head.

If you don't take small, quick steps, you'll see him stride 2.2 meters from his neck.

Li Ji remembered the long, thin note that the gourmet had left for him in the night sky above asteroid number three.

See you on Earth.

He never expected that the slender strip would actually reach Earth, and that he would encounter it in Los Santos by such a coincidence.

The long, thin creature came to Earth without a permit, which constitutes illegal immigration. If the senior students find out, it will definitely be caught and sent back to jail.

Last time at Night Sky Gourmet, I emptied my savings to treat him and Shark Baby to a meal.

That meal was insignificant to him and Shark, but the long, thin gesture was of great significance.

Since the other party considers me a friend, how can I let him get arrested?

If you want me to betray my friends—you'll have to pay more!

The long, thin creature wasn't on his alien bounty list, so there was no benefit in capturing it.

This fragile friendship may not withstand the test, but at least let's test it with some benefits, right?

We can't just arrest him out of a sense of justice, can we?

As fellow debtors, Li Ji could empathize with the slender figure.

The school forced them to enroll, then directly collected tuition and accommodation fees from loan institutions, leaving them no room for maneuver.

If given a choice, who would want to study such a terrible major?

Except for Delulu.

In addition, only he and Shark Baby knew about the long, thin note that said "Go to Earth".

Now I'm leading my senior to grab the long, thin ones.

It's not just disloyalty and injustice.

The other party might even think he betrayed him and sue Li Ji for harboring a criminal.

Both morally and logically, I have to help.

Let's lure Dailu away first.

Hopefully, the slender strip won't do anything suspicious now.

He's been on Earth for so long without being detected, he must have made some progress, right?
At least our weaknesses won't be exposed anymore, right?
Li Ji looked into the window.

The long, thin strip also utilizes the excellent sitting posture for exams.

His head was sitting on the bed, his body bent from the neck down, stiff like a zombie, leaning diagonally to the ground.

You fucking never learn your lesson!

A familiar voice echoed in Li Ji's mind.

"If I had sat in that position back then, I definitely would have passed the makeup exam."

There's no way you'll get through!
Why is Cynthia completely unsuspecting?
Delulu sat under the window and giggled.

Li Ji's heart tightened: Had she discovered the thin strip?

He winked at Shark Baby.

"Slender cat—"

Li Ji saw that in the darkness, Shark Bao's dark hand chop was already raised to Dai Lulu's neck.

"I'm thinking about long and thin things again, meow. Just thinking about him sitting on his head makes me want to laugh, meow."

Normal people wouldn't think that a thin strip would appear inside at this time. As long as the brainwaves emitted by the thin strip aren't too bizarre, they would rationalize it as a strange thought.

Delulu immediately covered her mouth, unable to hold back her laughter: "No, I can't laugh, meow. He's probably working hard watching over the garbage ship in Nebula M768 right now, I can't laugh at him, meow." "But I really can't control my thoughts, why is my mind constantly wandering to such long, thin things—"

Shark delivered a karate chop to Dailulu's neck, and she instantly collapsed to the ground.

Li Ji gave a thumbs up: "Concise."

"Absolutely. You nigger."

"You take Delulu to the car first, I'll go find Thin Strip. Smuggling is a serious crime, he'll be imprisoned. I need to get him out of here as soon as possible."

I can't let my senior know that the long, thin strip is here.

My senior could come at any time, so I need to get rid of the long, thin strips quickly.

Shark used its mouth to carry Delulu's palm tree uniform and stuffed her into the car.

Li Ji used a high-powered screwdriver to open the door, and bright light streamed out.

Slender figure and Cynthia both looked towards the door.

"Who are you? You absolutely can't let him find out I'm an alien!"

Li Ji couldn't understand how someone with such a slender physique could survive on Earth.

"Follow me along the long, narrow path."

"How did he know my name? I have to pretend, I have to ask him naturally, like an earthling: Who is the long and thin one?"

Li Ji clutched his head, groaning, "I'm Li Ji. Come with me, someone's coming to arrest you."

A constant stream of brainwave pollution is coming.

"Li Ji!"

"my friend!"

"Jelly who got a perfect score on the makeup exam, was exceptionally talented but disdained taking exams."

Li Ji grabbed him and pulled him outside.

"Your brainwaves are really annoying, but why do I feel a little secretly pleased?"

"Stop fucking thinking, you've practically broadcast my entire life story!"

"Let's go quickly."

Just as Li Ji, dragging his thin, long arm around the door, a gunshot rang out behind him.

"boom--"

The bullet grazed Li Ji's scalp and left a bullet mark on the wall.

He turned around in surprise and saw six-year-old Cynthia sitting on the bed, holding a pistol and glaring at him fiercely.

"Don't take my dad away."

"Holy crap, I've experienced another traditional American activity."

Due to the need for approval—

No, it's out of a noble sense of morality that Li Ji doesn't intend to argue with a child.

He walked to the bedside, bent down, and pressed his forehead against the muzzle of the gun.

"Come again."

"boom--"

The bullet pierced Li Ji's forehead, leaving another bullet mark on the wall.

His forehead was completely unharmed.

Cynthia's hand gripping the gun began to tremble: "You can't kill me?"

Years later, Cynthia Wood became a well-known science fiction writer, and people often discussed why there was always an invincible Asian man in her stories.

Feminists believe that this Asian man is an externalization of extreme patriarchy, and that he represents Cynthia's deep-seated pessimism about resisting patriarchy.

The book reviewer believes that this Asian man represents Cynthia's emotional trauma, and she is expressing her remembrance of this abusive relationship through an indestructible means.

Some even believe that Cynthia has Asian ancestry, and that the unkillable Asian man is actually her imagination of her father.

She had no answer to this question; she simply replied, "I just can't kill him. Only he knows the answer to that question."

Li Ji turned and left, pulling the thin strip along.

Why can't it be killed?

This is mimicry; the actual area above the eyeball is empty!
Are you bragging?

You'd be a fool to kill me.

Naive Earth child, do you understand what alien technology is?

A green vortex appeared on the trash can behind the motel.

An East Asian woman wearing a psychiatric hospital gown slid out of the hospital in a wheelchair and fell directly into a trash can.

"Damn it! Who threw a dead person in the trash can?!"

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

In room 204 next door, Terry Wang, an Asian youth, woke up with a start.

He quickly turned on his computer and posted on the forum.

I had that dream about aliens again, this time it was the story of Arokan, the golden-bodied man.

I also dreamt of a jelly-like man named Li Ji. I dreamt he was right outside my door.

I must have received a call from cosmic energy; I am the chosen one of the universe, and you must believe in me!

　Thank you for voting, fellow Earthlings! Thank you for your support!

　　Yesterday I received a call from a fellow countryman who said that if I want to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, I must first be featured on the Sanjiang Recommendation page, and he hopes everyone can help me realize my dream.

(End of this chapter)