He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 607 Everyone Has a Wonderful Present
Li Ji and Dai Lulu quickly let go of each other, their faces flushed, and looked towards the door.
Three-Wan the Rat, Li De'er, Slim, Gu Yuqing, and Dolly, riding their flying wheels, stood blankly outside the door.
Seeing this, Shu Sanwan said, "Actually, we can come in later. I need to go to the toilet."
Lidel said, "I want to too."
Gu Yuqing and Dolly said in unison, "We want to too."
The long, thin eyeball stared intently at Li Ji: "I don't want to. I love watching."
Li De'er kicked him on the back of the head: "Sorry, you guys continue."
Li Ji blushed and said, "No need, please come in. We've been waiting for you."
They walked in somewhat embarrassed, and the group chatted and laughed, quickly warming up the atmosphere again.
"Li De'er, how's work at the bureau these days? I should call you Director now."
Li De'er quickly waved his hand: "Don't call me that, I'm not used to it. I'm just lucky. If the Anti-Corruption Law hadn't been promulgated and the former director and a bunch of section chiefs hadn't been investigated, I wouldn't have been the one."
Shu Sanwan pointed at him and said, "Explain yourself clearly. I'm not among those section chiefs who are being investigated. I resigned voluntarily to go into business. Although I'm greedy, I've never embezzled anything. I'm just earning extra money."
"That's right, that's right. If my former boss hadn't voluntarily stepped down, I wouldn't have had this opportunity."
Li Ji asked curiously, "Old boss, how's your business empire going?"
"Damn it, Third Brother is a completely different person now. He's the largest seller of used spaceships in Milwall Province. And he's also an advanced taxpayer."
Shu Sanwan grinned and crossed his arms: "Oh, it's just a little achievement. I only had this opportunity because of the reforms led by Li Ji. Creating more jobs and paying more taxes for the Alliance is what we should do. The Alliance has waived many basic loans and lowered interest rates, so everyone suddenly has some spare cash. The secondhand spaceship market is booming. Luckily, I planned ahead back then; it's all good fortune. Today, everyone here can have a spaceship; come and pick one from me."
Wow! Third Brother is so generous!
Dolly asked excitedly, "Hey, Third Brother, aren't you going to count us two sisters as brothers?"
Gu Yuqing rebuked, "Dolly, be more civilized."
With a wave of its tiny paws, the rat said, "It's alright. I've worked with you two sisters for so many years, you can choose whichever you prefer!"
"Third Brother, you're fucking generous!"
"Thank you, old leader."
Li Ji asked Gu Yuqing with a smile, "Senior, are you still busy with things on Earth?"
Gu Yuqing smiled and lowered her head: "We're not doing secret agents anymore. We used to be secret agents because that was our profession. But now the market demand in all industries is expanding, the alliance is expanding outwards, there are more job opportunities, and employment restrictions are decreasing. My sister and I wanted to do something we've always wanted to do. We established a charity to help orphans and foster children. We were orphans ourselves, so we understand that they need help from the outside world."
Dolly peeled a lollipop and popped it into her mouth: "That's right, the Alliance has given us a lot of support and subsidies, so the two of us sisters can now lead these kids with great confidence."
Li Ji joked, "If you keep doing this, I'm afraid you'll chop the child up with a sharp blade."
"You deserve a beating!"
Everyone quickly stopped Dolly.
Delulu asked curiously, "Then who are the Earth's special agents now, meow?"
As soon as she finished speaking, a strong wave of brainwave pollution invaded her mind.
"It's me, it's me, it's definitely me, your friend, long and thin~ In the sky I'm higher than the sky, in the sea I'm bigger than the sea, helping Earth transition to the interstellar age, Earth's special agent is long and thin~"
Li Ji shouted with a laugh, "You're not allowed to ruin my childhood!" "Stop fooling around, a goal is coming!"
Milia's voice drew everyone's attention back to the field.
With a powerful flying kick, Shark Baby sent the young master, who was entangled with the soccer ball, flying into the air.
Mang Ershao and the soccer ball soared over the giant head of the whale-man. Facing the 28-armed octopus that almost covered the entire goal area, Mang Ershao skillfully tricked his opponent in mid-air and shot the ball into the net.
1: 0!
Mang Ershao's Universe Number One Football Club is in the lead!
In the VIP stands next door, a lizard jumped up excitedly: "That's my son! My son! He's a genius! A genius!"
After a while, new guests arrived.
Cat Flower, wearing a red fitted dress, walked in with a smile: "So many people, meow. Everyone's looking at me, do they all love me, meow? Dailulu, thank you for designing this outfit. If Li Ji hadn't given it to me, I really wouldn't have been able to get it myself, meow."
"I'm glad you like it, meow." Delulu gave a stiff smile, her paws already digging into Li Ji's arm.
Li Ji gritted his teeth and let out a weak gasp: "It hurts! Didn't you ask me to deliver it?"
Dailu muttered to herself, "You really delivered the cat if I told you to?"
"if not?"
Cat Flower handed out electronic promotional cards to everyone: "This is my new populist exhibition, mainly showcasing the customs and cultures of various planets to deepen the integration and understanding of different cultures, meow. Thanks to your speech back then, Li Ji, things have really changed dramatically, meow. The exhibition is no longer just for the wealthy; the general public can also come and appreciate our carefully curated exhibits, giving us young curators a chance to shine, meow. Please come and support us if you have the chance, meow!"
Everyone said they would definitely go.
The match quickly came to an end, with the score set at 17-12.
Professor D remarked, "This football seems completely different from the ones I play on Earth. What's that platform for?"
A 10-meter-high platform rose in the center of the football field, and Mang Ershao stood on the platform, holding a golden MVP trophy in his hands.
Li Ji said, "Mang Ershao is adding drama to himself, turning the post-match MVP interview into a speech."
Standing on one leg, with the other foot gripping the trophy high, the young master exclaimed excitedly, tears streaming down his face, "From childhood to adulthood, everyone has treated me like a useless rich kid, like a fool. Today, I can finally say it out loud: I'm not a fool! I'm a genius! I'm a football genius! Dad! Can you see that? I'm a genius! I'm really not a fool, I've taken an IQ test."
Li Ji laughed so hard he almost fell over in the private room: "How can this guy always act so pathetic?"
Shark Baby excitedly jumped into the private room: "We won!"
Everyone excitedly offered their congratulations.
"Shark, you're amazing! I think the MVP award should go to you!"
“Shark, you still look really cool in this jersey I designed, meow.”
Shark Baby gradually lost himself in the praise, grinning and rubbing his belly: "I'm hungry, where should we go to eat after we're done?"
Li Ji pointed to the private room next door: "Your classmates are all in the next room. Lahu said he wants to give you a welcome dinner."
"Where did he get the extra money?"
"Don't you know? This kid hooked up with a rich cockroach girl, and now he's living the high life."
Lahula leaned against the doorway, his black tuxedo barely concealing his bloated rear and tail pin. He wore a comical brown center-parted wig on his head, and a single eye was pinned to his compound eye.
"Classmates, now it's time to show off my wealth! Although I'm rich now, I won't forget you all." (End of Chapter)
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