He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 53's topic has been decided: Finding fathers for single-parent families in Los Santos.
Chapter 53's topic has been decided: Finding fathers for single-parent families in Los Santos.
"I'm sure, meow. They're just minor flaws, I'll definitely accept them and make sure to fix them all next time, meow."
Delulu smiled and licked the hair on her arm, exuding confidence.
"You'd better remember this smile," Li Ji murmured to himself.
Li Ji was seething with anger at Dailulu's previous anthropomorphic behavior.
Although it did not cause any actual loss of points, it even earned bonus points.
But who will pay for Li Ji's elevated blood pressure?
Delulu, you asked for this, so don't blame me for being scathing.
"Then I said, I can't get angry."
"Don't be angry, meow."
Dailulu's expression was calm.
Li Ji took a deep breath and poured out all his innermost thoughts.
"He's short-tempered and has violent tendencies! Can't you stop scratching people? Can't you stop planting bombs on people?!"
Delulu's smile froze.
"Stubborn and unwilling to listen to advice!"
Delulu's lips twitched, but her smile remained.
"Blind arrogance! Stop meddling in all sorts of messy things!"
Dailulu's eyebrows began to twitch, and a faint breath escaped from between her clenched teeth.
"Do you have ADHD? Can you control your urge to lick your fur?"
Delulu's ears were folded into airplane ears.
"Most importantly, be quieter when you sleep at night! The way you lick your inner thigh is really loud! You're such a night owl, but I still need to sleep!"
Delulu revealed her claws, and her knuckles made a "crackling" sound.
Li Ji even connected with brainwaves and typed out a 1GB detailed report on the control panel, outlining all of Dailulu's crimes.
His jelly-like body leaned against the wall, a look of post-coital slump on his face, as he let out a whistling sound from his high-pitched mouth: "That was great~"
"It feels so good to verbally abuse people!"
He glanced at Delulu one more time.
The airplane's ears were trembling, its sharp claws were making a "clicking" sound, it was breathing out breaths from its clenched teeth, its pupils were narrowed with anger, and it was barely managing a smile.
Li Ji squeezed desperately against the wall, almost turning into a jelly pancake.
"You said you wouldn't get angry!"
"I'm not angry, meow." Delulu's teeth were practically grinding to powder. "I humbly accept your answer, meow."
"It's quite convincing if you don't grit your teeth."
"I am good at reflecting and can correct my mistakes, meow."
"I promise you won't see any of these flaws at the next event, meow."
Dailulu's cat paw embedded itself into the metal wall panel.
"Violent tendencies, meow!"
"Stubborn to the end, meow!"
"Blindly arrogant cat!"
"ADHD cat!"
"Night owl meow!"
Every time Delulu meowed, it left a scratch on the wall panel.
Li Ji and Sha Bao were still shaken by what they saw.
Three hours later, Li Ji had completed the modification of the mimicry sphere and connected it to the most advanced AI.
For this reason, Delulu has to pay an annual fee of 8 Alliance Coins per stellar year.
Delulu has mostly calmed down; at least she's stopped breathing.
The three of them squeezed into the cramped dormitory room and began their meeting.
Delulu activated the communicator, which was adorned with the same ballet tutu, and projected the content of the Earth Family Class into the air.
Li Ji carefully looked at the topic selection database.
He needed to get high marks in his courses and also take the opportunity to complete the secret service's missions to earn extra money.
Ideally, the two tasks should overlap, which would save you some trouble.
Unfortunately, the topics chosen were all too abstract.
Earthlings' Decisions on Marital Infidelity
The Gender Composition of Earth Spouses
Earth Children's Parricide Desire
The Love Relationship Between Earth's Brothers and Sisters
……
"What are all these?" "I'm very interested in 'The Gender Composition of Earth Couples,' meow."
"I reject."
Which cat do you want?
Li Ji's three eyes quickly searched the question bank, and one question seemed tailor-made for him.
"This one! 'The Original Parent-Child Relationships in Single-Parent Families on Earth'"
Li Ji's mission is to capture Jili, a rabbit-like alien who makes Earthlings have children.
Since he has committed crimes on the run, he certainly cannot live with Earthlings, which will inevitably lead to many single-parent families.
These children must have also retained some extraterrestrial genetic traits.
By finding the families of those mixed-race children through this research project, we can then use the pretext of finding their fathers to follow their leads and search for Jili's whereabouts.
Delulu scratched her chin: "This is not bad either, meow. We need to find the biological parents of those single-parent families to figure out their parent-child relationship, meow."
"This is a bit challenging, meow. What does Shark think, meow?"
Shark put down the Beehive Fermentation Liquid in its hand and obediently said, "I'll listen to Li Ji."
"Then I'll listen to you, meow."
Li Ji was somewhat surprised: "So understanding this time?"
Delulu clenched her paws and gritted her teeth, saying, "Didn't someone say I was stubborn and blindly arrogant, meow? I'll show that person what I'm made of, meow."
"Keep it up."
Li Ji compared the tentacles to the shape of a thumb.
"City Meow?"
"Los Santos is the choice!"
This is the target location for Li Ji to capture Ji Li.
"Why meow?"
Li Ji made up a story: "Los Santos belongs to the United States, the most powerful country on Earth. California, to which it belongs, is only a second-level administrative division, but it is the fourth largest economy on Earth."
“Such places have large populations, prosperous economies, high divorce rates, and large sample sizes, making them convenient for our research.”
Dailu frowned, staring at Li Ji: "Where did you get this data? The school's database doesn't have it, meow?"
"Earthlings have mobile phones, and their networks are already quite advanced, with a lot of information."
"I'll do some research next time I go to Earth, meow. What kind of research method should we use, meow?"
Li Ji pondered this question seriously: how to find families related to the Rabbit Star people in the vast sea of people.
“Los Santos has a large population, so it’s unrealistic to rely on door-to-door visits, and the resulting statistical samples would be inaccurate.”
“Los Santos’ government provides subsidies for single-parent families. We can infiltrate City Hall and steal the family data inside. It should be easy, unless there are armed police and military personnel at the entrance of City Hall.”
Dailulu was somewhat surprised: "You even know this, meow?"
"Let's conduct interviews with a few more families around the world. That way, we'll have both quantitative analysis and an interview report. Perfect."
Dailulu couldn't help but applaud: "Your thinking is very clear. I didn't know you had such a knack for writing papers, meow."
This is just the first step in the Li Ji Project. The data is more than enough to write a paper, but not enough to search for extraterrestrial life.
He will then list out all the indicators of single-parent families, draw statistical charts, and create correlation curves.
Under normal circumstances, the causes of single-parent families are similar.
It could be that they find the other person too old and unattractive, or they dislike that the other person is poor, or it could simply be due to incompatibility.
Or perhaps certain ethnic groups have a preference for this behavior.
Correlation curves are plotted based on various indicators. Normally, most samples will be near the curve.
If the sample deviates too far from the curve, it indicates that the cause of this single-parent family is unique and unrelated to this reason.
The reasons for single-parent families among Earthlings can be summarized in this, so it is normal for one or two indicators to deviate from the correlation curve, but it is abnormal for most indicators to deviate from the correlation curve.
This reflects that most of the factors that contribute to single-parent families on Earth do not apply to this family.
That would most likely be aliens, because aliens' behavior logic is completely different from that of Earthlings.
It is even possible to re-statistically analyze these special samples and generate a new statistical chart.
Based on this statistical chart, we can summarize the preferences of this rabbit-like alien when targeting Earthlings, which is his XP.
Finally, these sample families are marked on a map, which will basically form an area, which can be large or small.
This area must be where the Rabbit Star people are active, and he is very likely active near the very center of this area.
Li Ji believed his plan was flawless, thanks to the brilliant minds of the Barbaradu aliens.
Kudos to statistics!
Extraterrestrials' unique preferences stand out in the face of Earthlings' collective tendencies.
Even aliens would have nowhere to hide in the face of statistics!
"Huh~"
"Huh~"
Shark Baby had long been tormented by those complicated concepts and had fallen into a deep sleep.
Six sidereal days later, they resumed their mission to Earth, this time targeting Los Santos.
"Free America!"
(End of this chapter)
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