He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

The principal listened intently, his brow furrowed.

"First, you need to abolish all the colleges in the entire school. The second step is to fire all the faculty and staff 16 times, sell all the students to human traffickers 8 times, and finally, you just need to return 1% of the funds you have embezzled over the years."

"What if we don't expel them or sell them out?"

"Then you'll have to return 2% of what you embezzled."

"Then let's sell it. I don't want to spend money to sell it multiple times."

"Okay, then we'll sell it 17 or 18 times."

"Drip~"

The doorbell rang, and Dean Maoqiu appeared at the door with all the professors of Earth Sciences.

"Principal, what should we do now?"

The principal lowered his voice: "I'm trying to find a solution, aren't I? Don't crowd around here, or the other faculty and staff will find out too!"

He hurriedly stuck his tongue out from the middle of the head and pressed the button to close the door.

Dean Maoqiu hovered anxiously beside him: "Principal, we've written a joint letter and we need your signature. Please help us."

The principal looked terrified: "What are you doing? You don't mean to jointly report Diana's collusion with officials and businessmen, do you? Are you out of your minds! You can't beat her, and I won't get involved in this."

"Why don't you take a look at the contents of this letter?"

"I won't look! Don't try to harm me!"

A holographic projection appeared in front of the principal.

He stuck out three tongues to cover his three eyes.

The professors all cried out in unison, "Principal, please take a look! We beg you to help us!"

The principal's large, fleshy tongue moved slightly apart, allowing his middle eye to glimpse the contents of the letter.

[Dear Interstellar Waste Recycling Association, we are the president of Milwall University. Due to some operational problems at the university, a number of professors have been laid off. However, they are all outstanding scientists in their academic fields and top talents with exceptional individual abilities. We urge you to entrust them with important responsibilities to maximize their value and enable them to make significant contributions to the environmental development of interstellar space. Please do not let such talented individuals waste their youth on the front lines.]

"What? Weren't you going to report Diana?"

"We're not sick. We just want to find a way out."

"I see." The principal breathed a sigh of relief. "I have always attached great importance to the re-employment of faculty and staff. I'll sign this document."

Just as he was about to sign, his communicator suddenly rang. After answering the call, his expression turned serious.

Everyone asked anxiously, "Is there any progress on Dailulu's matter?"

"One good news, one bad news. The good news is that Diana did not destroy the solar system, she didn't fire a single shell, and returned the mothership directly."

"Great!" the professors exclaimed excitedly. "And the bad news?"

"The bad news is that she hasn't withdrawn the notice of withdrawal of funding yet, and it seems that the school is going to be lost."

The earth science professors breathed a sigh of relief: "That's not too bad."

The principal and dean looked shocked: "Are you kidding me? The school is going to be gone, and that's not so bad?"

"If we can't go to school, we can go to Earth. That's putting what we've learned to good use."

"Don't you have any conscience?"

"No~"

"Do you believe I'll report you?"

Bi Yangde said in a cheeky tone, "Hey, Principal, you said you valued the re-employment of faculty and staff the most, and we've solved it ourselves now, so what's there to be unhappy about?"

"You all get out of here! Don't cause me any more trouble. Let me think about how to revitalize the school. Go, go, and remember, don't leak this information." The Earth Sciences professors left happily.

Only Dean Maoqiu remained in the air of the office.

Why aren't you leaving?

“They’re alright now, but I’m in the same boat as you. We’re all worried about losing the school. Since Diana didn’t harm the Earth, it means Delulu’s injuries aren’t serious. Let’s go talk to her again; maybe there’ll be a chance.”

The principal sighed three times: "It's difficult. Diana is notoriously difficult to persuade. Once she's made up her mind, no one can change it. It's not that she's hard to convince, but that she doesn't give you a chance to communicate at all. She won't even see you. How can you persuade her?"

"Please contact them again and say that the school takes this matter very seriously, will deal with the teacher involved, will actively solve the case, and will sincerely apologize to the other party. Surely they won't refuse an apology?"

Frustrated, the principal dialed Diana's number again.

"Sorry, you have already told me you did not want to answer the number you dialed. In light of your continued harassment, you have been blocked. Please try again in the next life. You are welcome."

The principal gestured with his lip: "I have a method here that can sell students more than 20,000 times. It might be able to improve our finances. Would you like to hear about it?"

"Principal, wouldn't you like to listen to what you're saying?"

"Then what can I do?"

"Why don't we find a middleman to mediate?"

"That makes sense."

-

Delulu hurriedly tried to get out of bed, but the black cat maid was so frightened that she quickly helped her up.

"Miss, you can't get out of bed yet, meow."

"No, I need to go and explain this to my mom. If I'm even a little late, she'll fire me!"

"Miss, if you get out of bed, I'll get fired, meow."

"Oh, what's the comparison between you and Lee Ki, meow?"

Just as they were arguing, the pink door covered with cute cats suddenly opened, and Diana walked in with her personal secretary.

The strong woman, who never showed her emotions, wore a worried expression, but her deep, star-like eyes were filled with tenderness.

"Lulu? How could you get out of bed, meow?"

She quickly went over and helped Dailulu back to bed.

Diana turned her head and glared at the maid: "You're fired, meow."

"Mommy doesn't blame her, I wanted to get out of bed myself, meow. Don't fire her, meow."

“But I’ve already fired her, meow.” Diana turned to the maid and said, “You’ve been rehired, meow.”

Dailu grabbed her mother's hand and said urgently, "Mom, I got out of bed in a hurry because I have something urgent to tell you, meow. Please, please don't fire Li Ji, meow! He tried his best to protect me. He did his best. At that time, the scene was chaotic, there was smoke everywhere, and several gunmen rushed out from different directions. He was only one person and there was nothing he could do. Please don't blame him, meow."

Delulu rattled off a whole bunch of things, but the more she talked, the more confused Delphirina became.

She turned to her secretary and asked, "Is that Li Ji also one of our employees, meow?"

The secretary checked the communicator: "Sorry, Chairman, this person cannot be found in the company's personnel list."

Delulu frowned, still anxiously talking on and on: "I was partly to blame, meow. I shouldn't have sprayed that mist; I didn't know it would make such a mess, meow. He was already trying so hard to protect me—"

"Lulu, Lulu, calm down, meow. Mommy doesn't understand what you're saying. What do you mean by not firing Li Ji? He's not my employee, and he's not your classmate, meow?"

Delulu's indigo eyes gleamed with a clear folly.

"Isn't he the former Earth agent you placed by my side, meow?" (End of Chapter)