He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 48 Back to School! Lee Ki's Group Commended at the Closing Ceremony (Seeking monthly votes on Monday!)

On the field, everyone stood there blankly, like a row of dead trees.

They were all trying their best to figure out what had just happened.

A child ran on all fours, dribbled past a national youth team player with his chin, and then rushed to the three-point line at 100 kilometers per hour. He headed the ball, and it hit the rim with precision like a cannonball, then blew the basketball hoop apart.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Li Ji spoke quietly.

"Give me the stun gun."

Dailu, in a daze, pulled out a silver stun gun and handed it to Li Ji.

Have you ever heard a famous quote?

"As long as everyone is killed, the assassination will not be detected."

"This is the third option."

While Delulu was still trying to understand the meaning of those words.

Li Ji fired his gun without hesitation, and beams of hypnotic light knocked everyone in the arena unconscious.

Only the three of them remained, along with Xiao Shao, who was kneeling on the ground, weeping bitterly with his face covered.

Xiao Shao closed his eyes tightly, his fists pounding the floor along with his tears.

He was completely unaware that his teammates around him had all fallen into a deep sleep.

He was immersed in the melancholy fantasy of his youth.

Yesterday he was a young prodigy determined to win the NBA.

My basketball dream was shattered today by a primary school student's single shot.

The opponent is clearly dribbling with their chin, so why can't I steal the ball?

The opponent can make a three-pointer with their head, so what is all my hard work from childhood to adulthood worth?
hateful!

Why are some people so talented?

I've grown such a long beard for nothing!
"Are we friends now?"

Xiao Shao looked up and saw that Sha Bao was standing with his hands on his hips, leaning down and tilting his head to look at him.

His round eyes were only 10 centimeters away from his.

Many years later, whenever Shao Yongjie slacked off in his basketball career, he would recall that afternoon when he was brutally defeated by that elementary school student.

Just imagining the image of his opponent dribbling past him with their chin makes Shao Yongjie want to get up and shoot three hundred baskets, even if he's sleeping.

"No! We are sworn enemies!"

A hand patted his shoulder.

"Young man, can you stop being so immature? Is it so hard to be friends with my son?"

Li Ji could understand the other person; at his age, he also felt awkward speaking.

They talk about "bonds" and "friendship" every day.

There are also posts on QQ Space saying "Brothers for life, let's walk together".

"I don't want to! We're sworn enemies, and no one makes friends with their sworn enemy."

Looking at the stubborn Xiao Shao, Li Ji sighed and rubbed his forehead.

I should have knocked him out; I left him a spineless coward.

"You just said that even if you lose, you can not only make friends, but also call someone 'Dad.' A grown man shouldn't lack this much responsibility, right?"

Li Ji, having been through it all, knows that boys of this age value promises very much.

"father!"

Xiao Shao shouted, his stubble-covered face turning bright red.

"You're too flexible, aren't you?"

"Hmph." Xiao Shao sneered, "An enemy is an enemy, and I will absolutely not let you succeed."

"This chuunibyou is hopeless." Li Ji turned to ask Dailulu, "How much time do we have left?"

"23 minutes, meow."

Li Ji silently walked to the corner of the wall and found Xiao Shao's phone inside. He had just seen the other person put it there, and there was still a Ke Qing sticker on it.

He pulled out a high-powered screwdriver, aimed it at the phone, and unlocked it directly.

Open your browser and go through your browsing history.

Scrolling down little by little, the browsing history is enough to make one blush.

"The kid is quite diligent in watching it."

The more Li Ji flipped through the pages, the more something seemed off.

"No, you don't watch anything other than movies!"

"Is your growth and development keeping up?" Li Ji walked up to Xiao Shao with his phone, scrolling through the browsing history that made people blush and their hearts race.

Xiao Shao's face visibly turned bright red.

How did you unlock my phone?

"Don't worry about that. Just be friends with my son as agreed. I'll give your phone back."

"If you refuse, I'll send these to your family group, class group, club group, and national team group."

Xiao Shao clasped his hands together and cried out loudly, "Uncle! No, Grandpa! I chickened out!"

He shouted at Shark Baby, "I'd like to be your friend."

Shark's mouth, which had been drooping in frustration, immediately lifted, stretching all the way to her cheekbones.

He excitedly hugged Xiao Shao tightly.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts!"

Many years later, Shao Yongjie represented the national team and faced strong black opponents. He dared to fight back and was praised by fans.

When asked by a reporter what caused his aggressive and daring playing style, he replied...

He would always recall the experience when he was 14 years old, when a little boy hugged him until he almost died.

Compared to that person's power, no opponent in this world is more than a threat.

Li Ji and his two companions left the stadium and walked along the riverside road, with the azure waters of the Qiantang River flowing swiftly beside them.

Delulu, holding Li Ji's arm excitedly, asked, "How did you get that bearded man to agree?"

"He's just stubborn and unwilling to admit defeat. I used every man on Earth's weakness to make him submit."

"But, Shark, to be fair, you could have been a little more restrained with your athletic performance next time."

Shark Baby rode on Li Ji's shoulders, cheerfully shouting, "Shark Baby made a friend! Hoo hoo hoo!"

Dailulu silently memorized it in her heart.

Earth Men's Rule #1: Earth men's weakness is their search history.

They continued walking and soon arrived at the place where the spacecraft had landed.

"The flight cabin should be underwater nearby. Let's find a secluded spot, switch our camouflage to optical camouflage, activate stealth mode, and go down."

The family of three slipped into the grove when no one was looking, and a small advertisement posted on a nearby telephone pole caught Li Ji's attention.

[Searching for my savior]

[I suffer from heart disease and collapsed on Binjiang Road on May 23, 2025 due to a sudden heart attack.]

[I miraculously survived, and when I went to the hospital, I was told that my heart was perfectly healthy.]

No one believed this medical miracle.

I've believed in extraterrestrial life since I was a child. If you really helped me, please contact me immediately.

Phone number: 135XXXXXXXX

"It's that office worker we rescued on the first day. How could he possibly connect it to aliens?"

"This coincidence is too much, isn't it?"

"He's not going to go looking for aliens in the future and then try to oppose us at every turn, is he?"

“A plot point that would get me criticized even if it were written into a novel. I’d call any author who writes such a plot an idiot.”

Li Ji silently tore down the small advertisement.

Three splashes of water suddenly erupted from the surface of the Qiantang River, startling an elderly man who was exercising along the riverside road.

The stealthy flight capsule slowly ascended, passed through the atmosphere, returned to the mothership, and flew towards Milford University.

Professor Oscar Wilde and Professor Piyander, a scholar of family studies, sat together in the conference room.

Holographic projections of various sizes were repeatedly played in the center of the classroom.

The largest and most central image is of Lee Ki-gumi.

"Professor Biyangde, the next round is your course survey. Take a look at these surveillance videos; they are all images of the students on Earth."

"There's still a lot of information we'll have to wait until they get back to check."

"Take a look and see what's particularly noteworthy. You can say a few words about it at the summary meeting later."

"I recommend Group 7, which is Dai Lulu's group, especially Li Ji from their group, whose performance was amazing."

Professor Bi Yangde pressed the button, and the image of Li Jizu disappeared instantly.

"That student who never attends class? We're not even interested in seeing that kind of person."

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