He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 452 Please do not undergo castration when you go to Earth.
Chapter 452 Please do not undergo castration when you go to Earth.
Pineapple Head suddenly realized, "Oh, I see. That sounds pretty cool. As long as we don't violate the Interstellar Alliance Law, we can act like lawless people on Earth. The school really has good intentions. Does that mean I can spray insecticide every day and nobody will care?"
"Your pursuit is quite unique."
Professor Qi announced: "I will now distribute a list of crimes to everyone, which records what is illegal in various countries on Earth, but does not violate the laws of the Interstellar Alliance."
Li Ji excitedly downloaded the list; he was very curious about the information.
As he looked at it, he noticed that many things were not right.
[A comprehensive list of behaviors that are illegal on Earth but not in interstellar space]
Women are prohibited from wearing trousers in Paris, France.
"What is this thing? How did it turn us back to feudal society?"
Just as Li Ji was feeling sentimental, someone behind him said, "My God, I once paraded around Paris in trousers for a whole week. I was an outlaw!"
Read on.
Kissing is not allowed at British train stations.
"What is this?"
Shark suddenly leaned closer: "Li Ji, I want to challenge British law and experience what it's like to be an outlaw. Can we go together?"
Li Ji stared at the sign on the screen that read, "Kissing is prohibited at British train stations," and shouted, "No! Absolutely not! You can forget about it! Shark Baby, I never expected you to be such a cunning little shark!"
Shark Baby's mouth turned into a downward crescent moon, looking aggrieved: "Eh? Are you so resistant to this?"
"Otherwise what? I treated you like a brother, but all you wanted was to kiss me at the train station!"
Sha Bao scratched his head with his hind leg in confusion: "I didn't want to. So you thought it was this law?"
Li Ji was a little embarrassed: "Did I misunderstand you? Sorry, brother, I'm a bit stressed. Tell me which law you're breaking? If it's not serious, I'm willing to go through with the trouble."
Shark Baby laughed and said, "It's not serious at all! I'm already really looking forward to shooting down those Scotsmen with bows and arrows together!"
"I can't kill him! I'm not going with you! What kind of twisted laws are these?"
"Huh? Didn't you say you'd come with me if it wasn't serious?"
"This is very serious!"
Li Ji began to doubt the authenticity of the catalog, and the laws that followed were increasingly outrageous.
[Flushing toilets is prohibited in Switzerland after 10 pm]
Ohio, USA, bans injecting alcohol into fish.
"Not allowing flushing toilets is understandable as disturbing the peace. But what's with this 'feeding fish with alcohol' thing? What American is so bored that they'd drink with a fish like three people? Who would actually commit such a crime?"
"It's me!" A blue fishman with six eyes and three legs popped out from behind.
"Let me tell you, I drank with Earthfish last time, and it had a pretty good alcohol tolerance. I never thought I was such a lawless outlaw."
"This law couldn't possibly have been enacted because of us aliens, could it?"
Dailu patted Li Ji and said, "Have you forgotten that Earthlings changed the rules of football for us, meow? We've been subtly influencing Earth in various ways, so it's normal for them to enact some laws for us, meow."
Li Ji had no choice but to accept this strange setting, but when he saw a familiar yet unfamiliar legal provision, he could no longer bear it.
[In the Celestial Empire, crimes can be redeemed through castration, which involves cutting off the external genitalia. However, according to the Interstellar Alliance Law, for humanitarian reasons, citizens do not have the autonomy to dispose of their own vital organs. Therefore, primitive people cannot be allowed to arbitrarily dispose of the organs of interstellar citizens. Students, when you break the law in the Celestial Empire, don't be foolish enough to accept castration as punishment.] "This is even the law of the Western Han Dynasty?"
Li Ji has now completely lost faith in this catalog.
This is a highly outdated and chaotic catalog; I suspect that those bizarre laws abroad are also outdated.
He silently deleted the directory from his communicator.
Seeing this, Delulu asked, "Are you that confident, meow? You dare to conduct research without comparing the catalog? Aren't you afraid of accidentally violating the Alliance Law, meow?"
"Not worried at all."
"Still as arrogant as ever, meow. Have you chosen your research target yet, meow?"
"I've made my choice. I'm going to New York. That's where you'll find the purest gangsta rap."
Dailu frowned: "What gang, meow?"
Li Ji spoke nonsense with a straight face: "A musical form, art rooted in crime, closely intertwined with the lives of these criminals. Art born from poverty, crime, and violence can better reflect the unknown side of these gang members. I believe that such research topics are more meaningful and valuable."
After listening, Delulu nodded thoughtfully: "That makes sense, meow. You've got a deep understanding, meow. I need to prepare early, meow."
"What preparations are you making?"
"Fashion, meow. Of course, you need to have authentic gangster outfits to truly blend into these people's lives, meow."
Lee Ki also planned to make some preparations, as he didn't know much about the local gangsta rap culture in New York.
All I know is that there are various gangs, large and small, in the area, all making a living through criminal activities. However, most gang members still struggle below the poverty line, as relying on supermarket freebies is simply too difficult.
Black gang members often take rap music as a side job, which is a rare way for them to achieve upward social mobility. After all, these black guys who dropped out of elementary school don't know anything else besides this talent.
This is why many famous Black rappers in Europe and America are gang members.
Moreover, once you join a gang, it's very difficult to leave. This means that even though these people have escaped the life of living on the edge of the slums by becoming famous through music, they are still deeply involved in gang affairs.
Some people are intoxicated by the violence provided by the gang, using it as a hidden weapon.
Some people are bound by grudges, love, hatred, and interests, and are forced to get involved in gang feuds. In recent years, there have been many news reports of well-known rappers in Europe and America dying because of gang feuds.
This is also the most dangerous profession in the world's entertainment industry.
Therefore, when a black rapper writes in his lyrics "I'm going to shoot you in the head with a gun," it's highly likely to be true.
If a Chinese rapper wrote this, it could be considered the ultimate fantasy of a young, idealistic guy.
Lee Ki plans to infiltrate a group of gangster rappers to experience their lives, so that he can appease both sides.
On Mr. Qian Duoduo's side, through the real lives of gangster musicians, we can show him the culture he yearns to understand, and at the same time, we can also demonstrate our reliable character.
On the school side, students not only experienced the most unique criminal organizations on Earth at present, but also used music as a starting point to deepen the purpose of the research project.
Simply kill two birds with one stone.
Thinking of this, Li Ji felt a cool breeze on his head.
"KK, class is not over yet. Please return to your seat."
When Li Ji looked up, he saw a huge pterosaur above him. KK's eyes were incredibly intense, sending chills down his spine.
KK reluctantly flew back: "Damn it, why hasn't Delulu checked her emails yet? Their conversation is so pointless."
(End of this chapter)
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