He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 446 Professor D has no expectations for his students
Young Master Mang stood to the side with his lips tightly pressed together, whether out of anger or shame, it was hard to tell.

What exactly is your project?

"Since the project is going to fail, it's no big deal to tell you. Since there hasn't been a war within the Interstellar Alliance for 1000 years, many people's strong desire for war and talents are not being utilized. I plan to gather those unemployed college students, have them form an army, and find a lifeless planet to start a war. It is said that the Great Fool used to raise giant mosquitoes on a pure iron planet, which is perfect for this."

Young Master Mang's face turned green.

Li Ji nearly vomited blood: "Holy crap, are you a ghost?! What war criminal simulator? Are there really that many war perverts?"

"It's not that he's abnormal, it's just that he has a lot of talent for war but can't use it. Do you understand the feeling of living a mediocre life but having talent that can't be put to use?"

Young Master Mang shed a tear and said excitedly, "I understand!"

"This gentleman has good taste."

Li Ji asked curiously, "Why not just make a virtual version of this? Why do we have to use a real person? It's so expensive!"

SpongeMan retorted, "What kind of war is it if no one dies?"

"Then your project is insane! How much money are you paying college students to die?"

The sponge-man's pores contracted, and he said disdainfully, "What's the value of a college student's life? They're going to be harvested for organs anyway since they can't find jobs. I've already planned it all out. I'll specifically target college students who are going to have their organs harvested, recruit them before they go bankrupt, and then I can drive the price down significantly. They're going to die anyway, so it's good for them to work here and contribute their remaining energy. They even get paid, and if they don't die, they can keep working. My project simultaneously solves the college student employment problem and the social overpopulation problem. It would be unreasonable for the Alliance government not to give me an award."

"You're not a sponge, you're a complete beast."

"you flatter me."

Nobody praised you!

A card was ejected from the sponge through the hole and blew into Li Ji's hand.

"This is my business card. If you are interested in investing in my projects when you become successful in the future."

Li Ji silently accepted the business card. He had no interest in such warmongers who treated human lives as toys; it was utterly disgusting.

If these people are truly capable of fighting, they should go and help underdeveloped countries fight invaders, or assist in peacekeeping or defeating terrorists.

If we send them to Africa to fight tribal conflicts, wouldn't that be a business opportunity?

Li Ji shook his eyes: "What am I thinking? My head is too big, so my thoughts tend to wander."

He glanced at the time; it was still early before the debriefing meeting for the Earth Kinematics course, so he could spend some time on the boat.

The three walked through the long queue, and then saw another long queue going in the opposite direction.

"What's the purpose of such a long line?"

A pair of dogs walked towards us, each holding a large steamed bun. They were excitedly munching on the buns, from which milky white rice porridge was oozing out.

Young Master Mang excitedly said, "This is the hottest snack right now, the ultimate answer to Earth's culinary delights. You guys who studied Earth sciences must have eaten it on Earth, right?"

Li Ji and Sha Bao exchanged a smile: "We've eaten it before, but not on Earth."

"I've wanted to eat this for a long time, but I haven't been able to buy it. I'll have the servants line up for a bit, and we can go back to our private room and play for a while. We'll be able to eat it soon."

Sha Bao said with difficulty, "We don't have enough time. We have to go back to school for our Earth kinematics class soon."

Young Master Mang sighed, "That's such a pity."

Li Ji smiled slightly and silently took out a card: "No regrets, I have this!"

"It really is! That sponge's business card from earlier. What's the use of that thing?"

Li Ji glanced at it and confirmed it was indeed the business card.

"Sorry, I took the wrong one. This is the right one." He then pulled out another black card from his pocket.

"This is a VIP card for 'The Ultimate Answer to Earth's Cuisine' that Senior Radish gave me. It allows me to skip the queue and buy directly. I never thought such a boring thing would have a use."

Young Master Mang hurriedly came over to check, and his eyes turned cross-eyed.

"There's actually such a thing? I had someone ask, and they said they don't issue any such privilege cards."

"This is a symbol of friendship."

"Your words are disgusting."

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The teachers' office was pitch black, except for an old black-and-white television playing a football match. The picture was extremely blurry, like footage from the 1980s or 90s.

Professor D sat on a small stool in front of the television, clenching his fists excitedly, and barking incoherently as the game went on.

Professor Biyangde walked in and heard a "whoosh".

"What are you barking at?"

Professor D didn't turn around; instead, he did a backflip.

"That goal was so beautiful, it was so exciting. I couldn't help but shout it out."

Biyangde laughed and said, "I didn't expect that this year's students would be so exciting for you."

"No, that's not it. I was actually watching a video of myself playing soccer back on Earth. My pendulum dribble was absolutely amazing! Thanks to me, Brazil won the World Cup. I looked really cool with that Afro hairstyle back then. Do you think I can have one now?"

Piyande imagined the bizarre sight of Professor D's husky with its head shaved, leaving only a tuft of semi-circular bangs.

"It's actually quite good. But all the students' data has been sent back, and you're still watching your own old competition videos? Don't you have any sense of responsibility?"

"Wow, it's amazing that you actually said that."

"Do you really think I'm such a bad person?"

"if not?"

Biyangde sighed, and his drooping lips were lifted by a puff of air.

"You still need to be more serious. His Highness the Crown Prince is preparing to establish a new discipline of Earth Lizardmen research, which leaves the leadership of this Earth Mythology Group vacant. Let's work hard lately, make a good impression on the Dean, and try to take over the leadership."

"Alright, alright, then I'll take a look at the students' recordings."

Professor D turned on the recording, and countless video projections immediately lit up the surrounding walls.

"You seem very reluctant. Isn't this your job? I'm starting to doubt how you've been assigning grades before."

"I directly refer to your scoring."

"You even have to copy this?"

"Oh well, these things can be done casually. It doesn't affect the outcome anyway; those who are going to lose their jobs will still lose them. Their videos aren't very valuable either. Earth's movements are ultimately a high-barrier concept; it's not something students can easily understand. Most of the videos from previous years are boring and put people to sleep. Or they might be direct evidence of a crime."

Professor D held the dog's head in one hand, while his lower body kept moving, sitting and squatting.

Bi Yangde said, "There were some unexpected events this year. Li Ji and the new transfer student He Ping, they are both very promising. They are both young students who have been published in top journals, can't that pique your interest?"

(End of this chapter)