He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 436 Goalkeeper brutally assaults female fan, enraging the entire stadium.
Chapter 436 Goalkeeper brutally assaults female fan, enraging the entire stadium.
Lee Ki broke free from the male older sister in front of him and walked towards his target.
"Miss, may I shake your hand?"
The other person turned around, their blue eyes flickering slightly, as if they were somewhat surprised.
"Are you the injured goalkeeper?"
"It's me. Can I shake your hand?"
"Of course. Is this part of a football match?"
Li Ji felt that the other party didn't seem to understand what a football match was.
"Yes, football matches always include this part where the goalkeeper shakes hands with the lucky fan."
"That's great. This is my first time visiting such a folk event, and I don't quite understand the rules."
The other person generously extended their hand, with their thumb alone and the other four fingers together.
Li Ji remained expressionless, grasped the other person's hand, and pushed his fingers inward through the gaps between them, but he couldn't open the gaps between his opponent's fingers.
The other person frowned in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"This is a way to interact with fans."
The male fan next to him muttered to himself, "Tch, vulgar."
Li Ji reached into his pocket and said, "I have a surprise gift for you. Close your eyes."
Is this also part of the fan interaction segment?
"Of course."
The other person closed their eyes excitedly, a slight smile playing on their lips.
Li Ji immediately took out a silver ring handcuff from his pocket and fastened it to the other person's hand.
The handcuffs immediately shrink upon contact with the hand, firmly securing the person's hand.
"You fool me!"
The criminal realized what was happening, shoved Li Ji aside, and rushed out down the corridor.
"Don't run!"
Li Ji immediately chased after him and tackled him to the ground. The two wrestled on the ground, and the scene was quite chaotic.
The fans around them watched, but no one dared to step forward and stop the fight.
Tommy's partner, a photographer on the sidelines, excitedly clung to the railing: "Assistant, you chimpanzee, let go of my goddess!"
Tommy sighed beside him, "Dude, don't get so angry. Our world is virtual, none of this matters. Forget it, why should I advise you? We're all just code. Maybe even my advice was pre-written. Sigh."
The camera was pointed at Lee Ki again.
Commentator Cook joked, "It seems the director is really curious about Oddo's private life. Let's take another look at what Oddo is doing now—"
"Holy crap! Odo is hitting a fan! Wait a minute! He's being hit by a female fan! She used a rear-naked choke on him! It's unbelievable that Odo, who was just playing so well and had amazing physical abilities, would be beaten up like this by a beautiful woman."
The criminals pulled Li Ji to the ground, and the handcuffs that were holding his opponent became the chains that strangled him.
Li Ji struggled desperately in the other person's arms.
"Senior, you've misled me! She didn't say her combat strength was that high! Big sister, stop resisting and come back with me now. If you arrest me now, the charges will be more serious!"
The other party forcefully restrained Li Ji: "Don't talk nonsense! I've studied law. I've committed multiple crimes, including torturing cockroaches, riding an old lady across the street, smuggling Earth goods, and impersonating an Earthling to defraud an old man from another planet. If I were to be punished for all of these, I would definitely be sentenced to death. I'm not afraid to add another charge."
Li Ji was shocked: "How could you have committed so many crimes!"
The other party was taken aback: "Huh? You haven't collected all my charges? Which one didn't you find?"
"They didn't collect anything except cockroaches that were tortured. Logically, you should only be sentenced to 80 years in prison."
"Damn it, you tricked me!"
The other person suddenly tightened their grip on his limbs, and Li Ji felt intense pain.
"Who lied to you! Didn't you confess yourself?"
Stadium security guards and onlookers rushed over to break up the fight, but the criminal held Li Ji firmly in his grasp and they couldn't separate them.
Li Ji was pulled away by the crowd, and he immediately felt the pain that Shang Yang had endured when he was torn apart by five horses.
"Stop pulling! Help! Protect him!" Shark Bao on the field realized something was wrong and immediately rushed out. He leaped into the stands like a cheetah, jumping back and forth on the platform, charging towards Li Ji.
The commentator exclaimed, "Something just went by!"
Shark delivered a flying kick that struck the criminal squarely in the head, knocking him unconscious on the spot.
The commentator exclaimed excitedly, "My God! Hamburg's Jama rushed into the stands like Superman and knocked out the female fan who was choking Oddo with a flying kick! This isn't a football match, it's practically free fighting!"
"The Hamburg team is utterly despicable. They brutally assaulted innocent female fans. They won the game, but lost their sportsmanship. Such players should be boycotted!"
Shark quickly pried the criminal's hands open, freeing Li Ji from his clutches.
"Li Ji, are you alright?"
"I'm okay."
Li Ji's body was severely deformed, his neck was sunken in, and there seemed to be the imprint of a pair of wrists. His body was also etched with a pattern of limbs, which made the people around him turn pale.
Shark kindly advised, "You can't fight someone just because you failed to pick them up. Besides, you haven't even fought yet."
"I wasn't hitting on you, and I can't explain it to you. You won't remember anyway."
"what are you talking about?"
Just as the security guards surrounded them, everyone suddenly froze, and the broadcast cameras were all turned off.
Only Li Ji stood in the stands, looking at the green wormhole in the center of the field, from which a pair of feet slowly emerged.
"Senior!"
Gu Yuqing walked slowly across the grass, looking around and muttering with a frown, "Why are there so many people? Are Earthlings so idle? What's so interesting about chasing a ball?"
After exchanging a few brief pleasantries, the two handed over the prisoner.
"Senior, she just confessed to other crimes as well."
After Li Ji finished recounting the man's various crimes, Dolly couldn't help but swear.
"Damn it! How could this guy be scamming an old man?"
"I never expected Senior Dolly to be so righteous and hate evil."
"That's sexism on her part."
"Eh?"
"Why doesn't she scam old ladies, elderly androgynous people, elderly 'human tanks' (sexually active individuals), elderly intersex people, elderly self-reproducing individuals, elderly—"
Gu Yuqing interrupted helplessly, "Alright, Dolly, stop listing the interstellar gender spectrum, or this part won't be finished for twenty minutes."
She turned to Li Ji and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Li Ji. The special bonus will be credited to your account soon. You guys keep playing football."
Li Ji glanced at the scoreboard on the sidelines.
[Time: 89 minutes and 43 seconds]
[Score: Hamburg 9: Royal 4]
"They won't be able to play for much longer."
Soon, everything that had been still returned to normal.
A dozen or so security guards looked at each other from the stands, wondering, "What are we doing here?"
The infatuated photographer clung to the railing, but couldn't find his beloved. He searched everywhere in disbelief, but there was no trace of the blonde beauty.
He hurriedly patted Tommy beside him: "Good bro, she's gone! She was just sitting there playing on her phone, I saw it clearly. Her hands looked like she was wearing baking gloves, so cute, but she just vanished into thin air!"
Tommy looked at him meaningfully: "Brother, do you believe me now? The world is virtual, we are just code, and she might be a bug that has been eliminated."
"Then what should we do?"
Tommy's eyes were sharp, and his tone was resolute: "We must rebel against this false world, we must see reality!"
On the field, Huang Kudo was about to save the shot from the second young master.
He glanced around and realized the ball wasn't in the air; all he heard was the deafening cheers from the stadium.
He turned around, and there the ball was lying quietly in the goal.
"What's going on?"
(End of this chapter)
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