He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 420 Shark Baby scores a goal with its mouth, the world's number one defender kowtows tw
Chapter 420 Shark Baby scores a goal with its mouth, and the world's number one defender kowtows twice.
Lee Ki once again assumed a yoga pose, stretching his legs out like a bowstring.
Dailu was furious and yelled at Li Ji: "You didn't pass it to me again, so you're just waiting to lose, meow!"
The commentator exclaimed, "It's about to happen again! Oddo's signature move—the yoga kick!"
Upon seeing this, the Royals players quickly ran back.
Midfielder Adu kept a close eye on Shark, and as soon as the opponent started to run, he quickly closed in.
Li Ji's right leg shot out like a spring, striking the ball, which flew across the halfway point like an anti-aircraft gun.
However, the opponents were already on guard and moved back as a whole, preparing to intercept Lee Ki's pass in the air.
The commentator also analyzed: "Oddo's yoga-style long kick and the connection between Jama have already attracted the attention of the Royal team. The overall formation has dropped back, and with the tall and strong players in the backfield, they have a high chance of intercepting the ball. Even if they cannot intercept it, they can interfere with Jama's receiving of the ball and prevent him from having a one-on-one opportunity."
"It seems that Royals have increased their focus in this match, and they even appear to be the underdogs. It's hard to imagine that a team that just swept the World's best eleven would be pushed into such a predicament by such an unknown small team."
The ball flew across the halfway line, and Adu had already retreated below the landing point to wait for the ball. He made sure to observe his surroundings before jumping.
The four-legged crawling monster and the hunchbacked monster were still a meter or two away from me, and both of them were short and thin.
With my height of 196cm, strong muscles, and rich experience in aerial duels, I am sure I can win a point, which will thwart the opponent's fast break plan.
Just as he was feeling smug, he suddenly cursed himself in his heart.
"Idiot! What's there to be happy about? Against a team like this, shouldn't you be completely in control of the ball? How can you be so smug about disrupting their fast counter-attacks? I really have no backbone at all."
"No, it's not that I'm weak, it's just that these monsters are giving me too much pressure, that's why I feel this way. Damn it, they're just an amateur team at level eight, how come they're so troublesome?"
The football fell from the sky, and Adu leaped high into the air, hearing a strange language in his ears.
Shark Baby and Young Master Mang shouted in the interstellar common language: "Dual Combo Attack! Shark Stomp Flying Serpent!"
The two leaped high into the air, and Shark Baby kicked Mang Er Shao hard in the back, causing Mang Er Shao to scream and fall to the ground.
Taking advantage of the momentum, Shark leaped into the air, like a nimble sheepdog, flying over Adu's head and biting the ball down in one gulp.
His mouth was wide open, as if he had a watermelon in it.
The audience gasped in surprise once again.
The commentator, grabbing his hair, exclaimed excitedly, "Is this still a human football match? There's an incredible doubles move! Hamburg's Jama used his teammate as a springboard to jump to an abnormal height, and he actually caught the ball with his mouth! Is that even human bite force?"
“Normally, this height should be penalized as excessive leg lift, but he didn’t lift his leg. There’s no rule in football that prohibits using teammates as stepping stones. Strictly speaking, he just jumped to an abnormal height. This is simply unbelievable and unheard of.”
How many more surprises can this game produce?!
Adu shrugged at the referee, protesting that Shark had used his mouth to hold the ball.
The referee shook his head and said, "There's nothing wrong with the ball. The rules don't say you can't hold the ball. You can do it if you want."
Adu tried to open his mouth, but clearly could not achieve that biting force.
Li Ji watched from afar as Shark Baby carried the ball and charged towards the other side, and he was completely stunned.
"This guy actually used that trick?"
Milia leaned closer, smiling, and said, "Li Ji, I want to score a goal too. How about you stick the ball on my head and I rush into the goal?"
Li Ji sighed: "It doesn't matter, let's just leave it at that. I'll score one later too."
Shark Baby sprinted across the field with the soccer ball in his mouth, leaping left and right like a nimble sheepdog, easily breaking through multiple defenders.
Everyone was puzzled as to why this guy's bite force was so amazing, allowing him to carry a soccer ball so far without dropping it or even drooling.
The Royals players were momentarily confused as to whether they were playing football with people or dogs.
Shark rushed towards the goal, and goalkeeper Cudo rushed out with a look of utter despair.
Unsurprisingly, Shark easily bypassed them with a series of dribbling maneuvers, leaving only a disheveled figure scrambling back in pursuit. Shark, ball in hand, sprinted to the goal line, suddenly stopped, placed the ball on the line, then turned and sat on the ball, smiling at the chasing Royal players.
Li Ji didn't immediately understand what Shark Treasure was doing.
"Isn't he being incredibly arrogant? Isn't he afraid of getting beaten up after the match?"
This provocative act, which carried a strong sense of humiliation, drew cheers from the entire audience.
The Royals players gritted their teeth and charged toward the goal.
Even the commentator Cook was shouting, "He's provoking us! This is a blatant insult! After Jama made a spectacular dribble past five players with the ball in his mouth, he humiliated the Royals players on the goal line like this. How could this arrogant Royals team, the world's number one team, tolerate such an insult? Even I can't help but laugh."
The female commentator, Jenny, asked in surprise, "Shouldn't they be angry?"
"But the scene was really funny. When have we ever seen the Royals so pathetic? Usually, they're the ones who treat other teams like dogs. Today, it was a semi-professional player who treated them like dogs and made them look foolish."
"Language is truly profound and complex."
As the Royals players rushed over, Shark gently nudged the ball with his rear end, sending it rolling into the goal.
"drop--"
With the sound of the whistle, the score reached 3-0, and the first half of the game came to an end.
"You are sick, aren't you?"
Impulsive, Uru stepped forward and shoved Shark Baby.
Seeing the situation was not good, He Ping, the water man on the sidelines, realized that if a physical conflict broke out between the two sides, Uru might be sent off, leaving them with one less player, and in that case, they might not be able to complete the comeback.
He quickly contacted Muddy via covert communication.
"Stop him!"
The Mud, which had been lying in wait under the goal, stretched out its mud and fixed Uru's toes.
When Uru stepped forward and reached out to shove Shark, Shark fell to his knees with a thud and even kowtowed.
Everyone in the room was astonished.
The commentator didn't even have time to react.
"What's wrong with Uru? Did he give up after being kicked? He actually kowtowed to the opposing player, Jama! Is this still the arrogant and impulsive Uru?"
Shark looked at Uru kneeling before him and said with a grin, "No need to be so polite, I'll continue to tease you. You're welcome, you're welcome."
"Who asked you to help them up!"
Uru pretended to shake off the other person's hand, but Shark didn't reach out to help him at all.
As he tried to stand up, he flung his arm, but his upper body swung away into the air, while his lower body was held in place by the stinking mud. He lost his balance and kowtowed again.
Goalkeeper Cudo quickly pulled him up: "Don't embarrass yourself, hurry back to the locker room."
The Royals' star players slunk into the locker room.
On the field, the fans joined the home team fans in singing "Old John's Hamburger Song".
"One bite of burger, one bite of burger, yo yo yo!"
Why do we sing this advertising jingle?
"I don't know, everyone's singing it, so who cares?"
(End of this chapter)
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