He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 401 Dailulu Becomes a Ball Queen in a Flash, Ready to Slap Li Ji in the Face

A team of 28 experts worked day and night to analyze these football videos and came up with the final quick-fix plan to become a football king.

The head of the expert group, a renowned kinesiologist and the record holder for the space run, Thunder, submitted the final plan to Dailulu.

The arc of lightning was extremely faint, even less bright than the lights in the conference room.

A wire was connected to one of his electric arcs, and next to it was a rotary generator, inside which a dozen hamster-men were running around like whirlwinds, charging Xunlei.

The entire expert team, including him, has been working for five days and five nights without rest, all to come up with the best solution for Dailulu.

A match video was playing in the center of the round table, and Delulu held a round tablet computer containing "The Quick Guide to Becoming a Football King".

Xunlei spoke, and a faint hum of electricity filled the room.

"Miss, after a long period of analysis, we have finally determined your position on the football field. Please look at the projection."

The projection showed a simple formation diagram.

Each red dot represents a player, and eleven players are lined up on the field.

"Besides the goalkeeper, the ten players form three lines. In order, they are the defense line, the midfield line, and the attack line. The defense line is responsible for defense, the attack line is responsible for attack, and the midfield line is the most important, coordinating both the attack and defense."

"Our data analysis of this match shows that teams with strong midfields tend to have a higher winning rate. Some teams may have top strikers, but without midfielders to pass the ball to them, they cannot pose a threat."

"Therefore, we recommend that the young lady serve as the most important midfield core, responsible for organizing the attack and controlling possession. She will be the team's most important ball carrier and the brain of the field."

Dailu nodded in satisfaction.

"Hello, brain! I want to be everyone's brain, meow. So what kind of training do I need to do, meow?"

Xunlei continued, "The midfield core is mainly responsible for passing and ball control, requiring excellent technique and game reading ability. Therefore, we have customized a series of sports equipment for the young lady. Please take a look!"

The walls of the conference room slowly opened, revealing a wall of exercise equipment.

Former interstellar soldier king, Land Shark Reev, stood up, with a distinct scar on his left and right sides.

He had a serious expression, showing the true colors of a soldier.

"Let me introduce these equipment to you, young lady."

The first piece of equipment was a pair of contact lenses, which shimmered with a faint blue glow under the light.

"These are smart analysis glasses equipped with our meticulously designed football brain AI and all-around observation system. They observe, record, and analyze the situation on the field in real time, and make behavioral predictions based on different players' playing styles."

"It can predict the movement trajectory of everyone on the field in the next ten seconds with an accuracy rate of up to 95%."

"You can even predict what swear words they'll use on the field."

"The football brain AI will make the best choice based on this information and transmit it to the user, which is you, the noble Miss Delulu."

"These glasses can make you the player with the highest observational skills and football IQ in football history."

Delulu frowned and remained silent.

The expert team seemed a little flustered. Landshark Reeves quickly asked, "Is there anything you're dissatisfied with about this design? We can coordinate with the technical team to add new features. There are indeed some shortcomings at the moment, and we can't predict the reaction of every viewer. We'll add them as soon as possible."

"No, it's not that, meow. I just think this blue isn't very nice. Could you change it to royal blue, meow? That would match my look better back then, meow."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course!"

Landshark Reeves continued to introduce the second piece of equipment, which was a pair of all-silver soccer cleats, with a pair of long silver soccer socks worn inside.

"These are fully automatic soccer shoes. When it's time to strike the ball, they automatically select the striking position, power, and direction based on the instructions transmitted by the soccer brain AI, enabling 100% accurate passing and allowing teammates to receive the ball in the most comfortable way."

Delulu frowned again, biting her paw and making a tsk-tsk sound.

Sharif quickly added, "This design is indeed too intelligent, depriving the young lady of her fun. We have specially equipped it with an adjustable intelligence function, so you can reduce the level of assistance."

"I think fully automatic is great, meow. But there's one thing, this all-silver design is too ugly, meow. I'll give you a new design draft in a bit, you can go back and work on it, otherwise it won't match my outfit at all, meow."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief again.

They finally discovered that Delulu wasn't very concerned about the product's functionality; what she cared about most was its appearance and design.

The third item is a lightweight bodysuit that grants strength comparable to a land shark. It's as thin as paper, providing complete comfort, and most importantly, it features an invisibility optical design so it doesn't interfere with clothing. This allows Delulu to become the strongest player on the field, without worrying about being knocked over by any Earth man.

The fourth prop is a long eye headband on the back, disguised as a purple headband, but it is actually equipped with a 360-degree ultra-high-definition high-speed camera. When used with contact lenses, it can see every corner of the field, and even the thickness of each blade of grass can be analyzed for complete accuracy.

The fifth item is a friendly fragrance that helps maintain a pleasant body odor even when you sweat.

After looking at the props, Delulu was overjoyed: "The fifth prop is exactly what I wanted, meow."

"So what is our training plan, meow? I hope it's fun, not tiring, and won't cause injuries, meow."

With these tools, even a pig can become a football god.

However, we cannot simply appease Delulu, our major benefactor, especially since the sports expert and nutritionist have already received payment.

So everyone devised a perfect training plan.

Xunlei said, "The training program we've developed will definitely meet Miss's needs. The training plan includes shopping, racing, hair enhancement, deep skin whitening, beard care, and nail care. Of course, after so much strenuous physical exertion, she'll definitely need a deep massage to relax her tired muscles. We'll also pair it with delicious and nutritious meals."

Delulu looked at the list on the tablet and smiled with satisfaction.

"Very good, as expected of the best kinematics expert in the entire interstellar space, meow."

"This way I can really slap Li Ji in the face, meow. Awesome, meow~"

Xunlei added, "Considering the young lady's desire to be slapped in the face, we have also specially customized a slapping plan to ensure that the pleasure of slapping in the face is maximized and that Li Ji is caught off guard. For details, please see the screen."

Looking at the detailed plan on the screen, Delulu couldn't help but praise it highly.

"I can't wait to go to Earth, meow!"

(End of this chapter)