He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 387 All eyes are on me, I have a big announcement to make.
Chapter 387 All eyes are on me, I have a big announcement to make.
The guests shouted, "What on earth is going on?"
"Isn't it said that women with good uterus can have children alone?"
"How did a jelly-like person come into being?"
Isn't this a scam?
Dailu watched from afar, a wicked smile on her face, her eyebrows swaying like wavy lines: "This is going to be good, meow."
Milia said to Shark, "See? I knew it. Delulu just wanted to embarrass Li Ji."
"She's so weird, why would she have this kind of mentality?"
"My mood was on a rollercoaster just now, and now I just want to vent my anger on the culprit, Li Ji."
"What terrible character."
Mr. Broom suddenly rushed up to Li Ji and shouted, "What's going on? Who are you?"
Li Ji clutched his name tag: "It says here, 'Exhibitor Li Ji.' Can't you read?"
"I mean, how did you get in?"
“Push the door open and go in.” Li Ji pointed to the candy palace behind him and complained, “If you ask me, the design of your candy house is unreasonable. You can easily push it open from the outside, but from the inside, I’ve tried pushing, pulling, dragging, and smashing, and I still can’t open it. If I hadn’t eaten some candy to replenish my energy, I would have been trapped in there to death today. If something happens to me, you’ll be responsible!”
Mr. Broom was terrified, though it wasn't visible on his face.
"What did you eat?"
"Sugar, do you have hearing problems, or is it that interstellar common language isn't widely spoken in your hometown?"
Mr. Broom looked at the sugar stains remaining on Li Jijian's lips and the milky white syrup on his body.
"You ate it?"
"It? You mean that Alpenliebe candy? It's pretty good, I think it's strawberry milk flavored."
Everyone was in an uproar.
Shark had a bad feeling: "I feel like Li Ji is in trouble."
Master Barney was enraged and unleashed a deafening roar of thunder.
"Li Ji, you deliberately damaged the exhibits! I'm going to—"
"Wait a moment!"
Mr. Broom stepped forward: "Master Barney, I will not pursue this matter further, and we should not let such a young exhibitor lose his opportunity."
Everyone was immediately taken aback.
"Are you really not going to pursue this? This exhibit is extremely rare. Such an idea is outstanding once it appears, but if it appears a second time, it's just a clumsy imitation."
Mr. Broom shook the bent broom handle.
"If we really have to assign blame, it's my own fault for not being strict enough with security and not cordoning off this area to prevent the exhibit from being touched. How can you blame Li Ji? You're right, such a concept is outstanding for the first time, and there won't be any more like it afterward. I'm satisfied as long as I can convey the idea that life is precious to the whole universe."
"Since you've put it that way, I have no choice but to comply."
Everyone praised him one after another.
"As expected of Mr. Broom, he is truly a man of noble character."
Shark looked around in confusion: "Am I the only one who remembers that the original owner of this uterus was eaten by it?"
Mr. Broom turned to Li Ji: "Li Ji, thank you too. You've helped me understand the true meaning of this exhibit."
Li Ji was completely baffled. He had no idea why the other party was thanking him, nor did he know the significance of the exhibit.
Mr. Broom bid farewell to the crowd and returned to his spaceship. The moment the spaceship hatch closed, he let out a hearty roar.
"It's cool~"
He excitedly flew around the interior of the spaceship.
"Cili, check if the policy payout has been credited to my account." The spaceship's AI assistant replied, "A high-value policy payment has been detected, totaling 100 million Alliance Coins."
"Alas! Your plan is truly ingenious. It has really saved me from my dire straits. After being left with nothing, I almost wanted to die."
"Don't die, it will make me sad."
“I won’t die, baby. But your plan is absolutely brilliant. First, you fabricated a lie about the uterus giving birth independently, got Master Barney’s endorsement, and then used that as an opportunity to apply for a large insurance policy. Then you deliberately placed the exhibit outdoors, so that anyone who entered could be made to look like the exhibit was damaged, when in fact this thing can’t give birth at all. It’s absolutely flawless.”
Cili laughed: "Not only that, but no one can confirm whether this miraculous exhibit is real. Everyone is more inclined to believe it is real. After all, that's human nature; they always chase after things that are impossible. Maybe you can even gain both fame and fortune."
"That's even better. Luckily, Master Barney didn't disqualify that Barbaradu alien from participating in the exhibition, or I would have felt guilty."
Don't you feel guilty about insurance fraud?
"The insurance company has done all sorts of bad things, it deserves it."
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As this exhibit came to a close, the crowd prepared to leave.
Li Ji saw this as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, a rare chance when everyone's attention was on him.
He raised all his tentacles and shouted, "All eyes on me!"
The guests who were just about to leave stopped walking, using various techniques such as hand steps, lower abdomen steps, and wing steps.
All eyes turned to Li Ji.
Delulu tilted her head in surprise: "What's he up to, meow?"
Shark said, "They're definitely going to cause trouble."
Li Ji shouted, "There's a hidden exhibit at this exhibition, which is my exhibit, that hasn't been shown to everyone yet. I assure you, it will be the best exhibit!"
Advertisers always claim to be the best, but when it comes to actual results, they can only say that the product doesn't match the images and they take no responsibility.
Master Barney, standing to the side, saw through it but didn't expose it. Of course, it knew there were no hidden exhibits, but it was curious to see what tricks Li Ji could come up with.
Everyone was immediately drawn in, eager to see what this exhibitor, seemingly "born" from the womb, had up her sleeve.
"Where are your exhibits? Take us to see them!"
"Yes, just talking isn't enough. Where's the stuff?"
I wish Li Ji knew where his exhibits were.
He scanned the crowd and spotted Cat Flower.
He winked at Cat Flower, signaling her to come and help, since Cat Flower was an exhibition staff member and would definitely know the location of the exhibits.
Cat Flower looked at Li Ji winking at her, then shyly lowered her head, thinking: This guy is so annoying, giving me flirty glances in front of so many people. Is he planning to propose to me while everyone's looking at the exhibits? After all, it's our child, that's kind of romantic, meow. Should I accept or refuse? I'm so conflicted, meow.
Li Ji watched as Mao Xiaohua met his gaze, and then the other cat lowered its head, playing with its paws with a silly grin.
"What is she doing? I can't very well ask the Lightning Ball now. It will definitely expose me."
There was no response from the other party, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue.
"Since it's a hidden exhibit, we can't easily tell you its location. You'll need to pay close attention to the surrounding area to find clues about the exhibit."
Everyone was very excited after hearing this.
"There's a puzzle element too? That's so interesting!"
Master Bani was also surprised.
"This Li Ji is really ingenious. There wasn't enough space on the island, so his exhibits were arranged to be displayed underwater, which ordinary people definitely wouldn't go to see. He actually secretly arranged clues on the island to guide guests to discover his exhibits. This is very clever and increases the attraction through interactivity."
It asked, "What form do these clues take?"
"How should I know? Oh no, I mean: anything is possible."
(End of this chapter)
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