He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 381 Disillusioned Rich Kid or Hidden Football Genius

Young Master Mang was crying alone on the beach. He sat on the rocks as the waves crashed against him.

The waves splashed onto his short legs, and he cried out in distress, "It's so cold! Ahh! Mommy!"

Li Ji and the others watched from afar as he wailed and cried like a coward.

"What a useless piece of trash."

Milia said, "That's pretty useless."

Shark Bao's comment: "Utterly useless."

"Li Ji, do we really have to go apologize on behalf of Dai Lulu?"

"Of course, it's unlikely that we can expect Delulu to back down; only we can help her."

Although Li Ji said that, he still had his own thoughts.

If we can take this opportunity to build a good impression on this foolish and wealthy investment maniac, we might be able to secure investment. Although we don't know what kind of projects we can get, at least it will open up another channel for upward mobility.

Since their exhibition journey hasn't been very smooth, they need to make more use of off-site opportunities.

Li Ji's tentacles waded through the shallow water and reached the side of the Second Young Master Mang.

"Hello, Second Young Master Mang, we're here to apologize to you on behalf of Dai Lulu. She was in a bad mood just now, which is why she yelled at you like that. She didn't mean it; she was just saying things in anger. Don't take it to heart. You're not a useless person. You're an excellent investor."

Young Master Mang didn't turn around; his tears fell onto the sea in a steady stream.

“You don’t need to comfort me. I know what kind of person I am. Lulu is right. I’m just a useless second-generation rich kid who makes a name for myself by squandering my parents’ money. I’m fawned over wherever I go, but I only realized how capable I am after I actually put real money into the business world. I lose money on everything I invest in. Over the years, I’ve lost two trillion just from failed investments.”

Li Ji and the others were completely dumbfounded.

"One hundred million" is already a very niche number for them, and the addition of "twenty thousand" in front of it makes the overall figure even more unfamiliar.

That amount of money is enough to buy several star systems.

"I'm not only bad at business, I'm also a complete failure in life. I can't do anything right."

Li Ji advised, "You don't need to deny yourself because of some setbacks. People shouldn't underestimate themselves."

"I'm afraid to tread water, can you help me get ashore?"

Li Ji wished he could take back what he had just said.

Shark Baby carried Young Master Mang back to shore.

Young Master Mang sighed sadly as he stepped onto the hard rocky ground: "Someone like me is afraid to even walk. Dailulu is right, I'm a complete waste. Without home, I'm nothing. Let someone else take this mysterious judge position."

Li Ji was instantly jolted awake.

"Are you the mystery judge?"

"correct."

Young Master Mang took out a small red planet badge from his pocket.

"This isn't something I earned through my own efforts. It was only because the review committee wanted to curry favor with my father that they gave me this position."

"If that's the case, why don't you just invest in Galaxy Exhibition magazine? Aren't they doing a great job?"

“I also want to invest. But my dad said that if I really want to prove myself, I shouldn’t follow him around. I can’t invest in the projects he’s invested in. That’s called following him. If you follow him to invest, even a virus can become the richest person on the planet.”

Li Ji was somewhat tempted: "What is your father's surname? I don't mean anything by it, I just want to be the virus for a while."

Shark and Milia chimed in, "We are the Virus Trio."

Young Master Mang shook his head: "It's no use, his investment portfolio is not public."

"Alas, what a pity, I'll be a foolish and poor person again."

Young Master Mang continued, "Not only that, you can't invest in the projects he's already invested in. That's called the projects being past their peak. Investing in those projects is like picking up trash in a downturn."

"From what you're saying, it's quite normal that your investments failed."

"how you said that?"

"Your dad has taken all the good projects. What's left are either worthless projects that he doesn't even consider worthwhile, or bizarre projects that are just going to lose money. There's no way you can make any money."

Young Master Mang's eyes widened excitedly: "So, my investment failures aren't my fault, but because my dad restricted my potential. Without his restrictions, I would be a genius in the investment field?"

"There's no need to be so aggressive." "But I still can't do anything well. Not just investing, I don't have any particular talent for anything, investing is the best thing I do."

Failed investments totaling two trillion yuan—surprisingly, that's what they're best at!

Li Ji dared not imagine how many other things this guy could fail at.

"Isn't it?"

Young Master Mang sat on the reef and began to recount his life journey.

"My grades are bad."

Shark and Milia said together, "We're not doing well either."

"I'm bad at math."

"We can't do it either."

Young Master Mang turned to Li Ji: "And you?"

Li Ji said awkwardly, "I'm a pretty good student."

"He is the best student."

Li Ji changed the subject: "How bad could your studies be?"

"Yeah, can anyone be dumber than me?"

Shark Baby stood with his hands on his hips, defiant despite being in the wrong.

"I can't learn calculus."

"Wow, that's so stupid." Shark Baby silently lay down. "What's the difference between that and a regular Earthling?"

The young master cried out in a tearful voice, "Am I only comparable to cavemen?"

"Shark, just shut up!"

Li Ji quickly patted the Second Young Master Mang on the shoulder: "Don't think about what you're not good at, think more about what you're good at."

"I'm good at spending money recklessly."

"Are there any other strengths?"

"My tail is very long, does that count?"

Young Master Mang Er raised his tail high.

"Yes! Of course it counts, having a long tail is a special skill too."

Young Master Mang cried again: "But my tail isn't long~ I lied to you, and you didn't even notice. You were just fooling me!"

Li Ji was speechless for a moment; he didn't know how to comfort this utterly useless person.

How can there be someone in the world who is so good for nothing except being rich?

Damn it, why isn't it me?!
I'd give up my brilliant intelligence for a family that wouldn't hesitate to squander 200 trillion.

Thinking of this, Li Ji was overcome with grief and lashed his hand like a vine at the coral tree beside him.

Large coral balls grew on the coral tree.

With a "bang," the coral ball broke and flew out, hurtling towards Young Master Mang.

"careful!"

In a flash, Young Master Mang leaped high into the air, deftly dislodging the coral ball from his chest. With a gentle flick of his foot, he kicked the ball to his waistline, then unleashed a powerful volley. The coral ball flew out like a streak of light, tracing a beautiful arc in the air, resembling a crescent moon, before finally crashing into the sea, creating a towering wave.

Li Ji was stunned; he felt as if he were witnessing a perfect football performance show.

Young Master Mang sighed, his chest hunched and back hunched: "Sigh. I'm so useless, even Coral bullies me."

Shark patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, at least you're less useful than me."

Young Master Mang froze, frowning. "Why can't I understand what you're saying? I'm so useless! I can't even understand what you're saying!"

(End of this chapter)