He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 375 Delulu Plans to Go to Earth to Play Soccer

"Double Combination Technique! Super Left Turn!"

Shark Baby lunged forward, leaped into the air, and delivered a flying kick to the tentacle on which Li Ji was holding the control stick.

The spaceship suddenly swerved to the left, barely dodging the incoming meteorite.

Li Ji excitedly lifted Shark Baby up: "We did it! We dodged the meteorite! Delulu, don't underestimate the bond between us!"

Delulu and Milia exchanged a speechless smile: "How childish, meow."

Shark Baby stood on Li Ji's back and wagged her finger dismissively: "Women will never understand men—Li Ji, the space toilet is here!"

A giant space toilet appeared on the screen, rushing towards the spaceship.

"Single-player Awakening Skill! Shark Big Turn!"

There was a huge commotion in the driver's cab.

On the turbulent spaceship, Delulu silently turned on Li Ji's communicator.

"It's from the dean, meow!"

"Read it out loud~ Hey~ Hey!"

As the tone of the voice rose, the spaceship began to swerve left and right.

Everyone on the spaceship was swaying left and right in sync.

"If I had known this spaceship would be this turbulent, I would never have bought it."

Milia forced a smile: "Dizzy? I don't feel dizzy at all~"

"You're so stubborn, meow."

Dailulu began to read the contents of the email aloud.

[Li Ji, this is the dean. I admire you very much. Here's your bonus.]

"The dean's email style is still so simple and direct, meow."

Li Ji seemed to have heard the key phrase and shouted excitedly, "Bonus! What bonus! How much?"

"I remember the prize money for a top-tier journal is 50,000, meow. If you split it with Nini, you'll only get 25,000, meow. How about it, are you regretting being a good person, meow?"

Dailu looked at the back of the driver with amusement, but then heard Li Jiyi say righteously, "No, I have no regrets. Nothing is more important than justice."

Dailulu was stunned: "I didn't expect you to be so handsome like this."

On the side that Delulu couldn't see, Li Ji's pointed mouth was almost touching the ground.

His heart was screaming: Fifty thousand! That's fifty thousand! How long will it take me to earn that fifty thousand!

Shark Baby noticed something amiss: "Li Ji, your expression seems to be—"

Li Ji quickly interrupted, "Shark, aren't you excited about our trip to Master Barney's 'Master Barney's Primal Imprint Exhibition'?"

Shark Baby looked confused: "Why are you suddenly asking this? Are you trying to change the subject?"

"Shark! This is a very grand exhibition, attended by social elites. I had to pull many strings to get you all in, so you must behave properly when you get there!"

"That's amazing! I'll definitely be impeccable!"

Shark stood ramrod straight like a military dog.

Milia pressed her hand to her chest, still feeling a bit nauseous, and mumbled, "Li Ji, you're so good to us."

Delulu lay on the soft bench, casually crossing her legs, and said disdainfully, "It's just a junk-collecting event for lightning balls, meow. He sent me several invitations, but I didn't want to go, meow. If I weren't with you guys, I definitely wouldn't go, meow."

"Then I have to thank you."

"You're welcome, meow."

“Who’s being polite with you?” Delulu waved her paws, licking them every now and then. “We’re bored on the road, we should find something to do.”

"Boring? We're not bored at all! Left, left, left!"

Li Ji and Sha Bao yanked the control stick sharply to the left, barely managing to dodge the oncoming spaceship.

"You guys aren't bored? We're so bored we could die, meow. We need to find something to have fun, meow."

Milia sat up straight with excitement, looking at Delulu with anticipation.

"How about we all discuss the research arrangements for the next Earth Kinematics course, meow!"

Delulu sat up excitedly, while Milia lay down helplessly.

Delulu didn't care whether anyone was listening and started talking to herself.

"I have three sports I'm going to research, meow. The first one is basketball, because we played together last time and it was very successful. Shark bastard hit the hoop and won directly. I think we can handle this sport, meow."

"The second activity is skipping rope. Professor D said in the textbook that it is the most difficult and complex sport in human history. I'm eager to try it out."

Even while busy piloting the spaceship, Li Ji couldn't resist complaining, "Why don't you try something less popular? This sport is too weird!"

"There's a third sport—soccer, meow. The textbook says it's the world's number one sport, everyone on Earth plays it, it's very common, meow."

"To correct you, it's not the whole planet, but at least 1.4 billion people don't know how."

"You're such a lousy joke, meow! You're not allowed to talk about Chinese football like that, meow!"

"Has this news even reached outer space?"

Delulu continued talking to herself: "I've already planned everything, meow. We're going to Earth to challenge the strongest football team on the entire planet, meow."

"Isn't it too aggressive to challenge a team of this caliber right from the start?"

"I'm confident I can beat the Nantong team, meow."

"Huh? What? The Nantong team?"

"Yeah, I saw it on the global internet. The strongest team on Earth is Nantong. We're going to beat them this time, meow."

"I told you not to use TikTok!"

Li Ji went to great lengths to explain to Dai Lulu that it was just Earthling humor.

Nantong team is just the strongest team in an amateur football competition in a certain city in China. It is only because the locals use it to ridicule the Chinese national team that it is touted as the strongest in the world. Of course, there are indeed many people who do not watch football who really think so.

After listening, Delulu nodded as if she understood: "I see. So, which team is the strongest on Earth, meow?"

Li Ji thought for a moment and said, "If we're talking about the strongest football team in the world, it should currently be the other teams from the Royal Cosmic Tower."

"Are you sure this is a proper name, meow? Is this even for real? How hasty, meow!"

"This is the proper name, and anyone who knows football will understand. This team just won the Champions League last season, which is arguably the highest honor at the club level. And all of these players are among the world's top players, with the team's total value reaching 14 billion euros. The team also has this year's FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d'Or winner, who is widely recognized as the best footballer on the planet—Madali."

After hearing this, Delulu had only one question: "So the slave trade hasn't ended yet?"

"What the hell! What did you hear?"

"Didn't you say your net worth was 14 billion, meow?"

"The transfer fee refers to their transfer value. Never mind, you wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you."

"Got it, meow. It means that every player and club has to sign a contract, just like employees and companies. If an employee wants to switch clubs, both parties have to negotiate to terminate the contract and pay a transfer fee, meow."

Li Ji exclaimed in surprise: "You actually understood that! Did you study the business model of Earth's football beforehand?"

Dailu looked helpless: "I also want to preview it, meow. But it's not written in the textbook at all, meow. I'm just more familiar with business operations, meow."

"No wonder she's a capitalist's daughter."

(End of this chapter)