He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 353 Pesticide Sprayers Save the World

Amidst swirling yellow sand, a group of mummies and zombie-like Israeli soldiers wander across the vast desert.

A mummy that has been starving for 6000 years is planning to go to the city ahead and find some people to eat.

The Israeli soldiers who had just killed someone at the front desk also had the same idea.

They marched in groups, shoulder to shoulder, with hopeful steps, toward the distant city.

Look at those tall buildings over there—no, there aren't many tall buildings, mostly single-story houses, it looks drab like a small county town.

There lived 1, 2, or many, many people there. They would all become food for mummies and soldiers, and then turn into their own kind to invade the whole earth.

People are panicking, people are fleeing.

In this moment of great crisis, a heroic pesticide sprayer pierced the sky, piloted by a renowned hero.

Its four eyes shone brightly, like those of a comet.

With his yellow skin and round body, he looked as if the sun had descended upon the earth.

His long limbs were squeezed into the cramped cabin, forcing his legs to be bent into an M shape, while gusts of yellow sand lashed against his face.

But he worked tirelessly! His existence was solely to save Earthlings and old men!

He is our great hero—slender and tall!

Sitting behind him were his two henchmen.

Poor Earthlings, this long, thin strip will surely save you!
Li Ji punched the thin, long back of the head: "Stop spouting your disgusting, childish fantasies! Who's your follower?!"

"Damn it, you actually eavesdropped on my thoughts."

"Do you need to eavesdrop on your thoughts? You're the one forcing us! Quickly lower your flight path, we're about to spray, Shark Baby can't hold it in any longer."

Shark had two rubber tubes in its mouth, like two cannon barrels, filling its entire mouth.

He covered his bulging gills with his palm to prevent stomach acid from leaking out.

"Shark Baby, are you alright?"

"Waaaaah~" Shark Baby couldn't open its mouth and could only stammer.

What do you mean?

The thin strip explained, "What he meant was: Li Ji, where are you? I can't see you."

How did you figure it out?

"That's obvious."

"Is it obvious?"

Shark Baby's dark eyes remained open as usual, showing no signs of anything amiss.

Li Ji asked with concern, "You haven't gone blind from holding it in, have you?"

"Woooooooooo~"

The slender man explained, "No, he's rolling his eyes, but because his eyeballs are all black, you can't tell."

"Neither of these two sentences has as many words."

"This sentence wasn't translated by me, it was my analysis."

Li Ji patted Shark's back: "Bear with it a little longer. Remember the technique. Spray it out slowly, don't spray it all out at once. I'm afraid the rubber tube won't be able to handle it."

"Woooooo~"

He said, "Aren't you afraid I won't be able to handle it?"

"It's worth it for the sake of Earthlings."

The pesticide sprayer began to swoop down, and Li Ji could clearly see the faces of the guys below.

"Shark Baby Spray!"

Sha Bao breathed a sigh of relief and vomited out all the stomach acid in one breath. His cheeks visibly shrank like balloons.

Stomach acid gushed down the wing like a colorless rain curtain.

The liquid was poured over the mummies, causing them to convulse as if scalded, and soon they collapsed, motionless. The mummies fell one after another, like corn stalks blown down by a high-pressure water jet, crashing to the ground in a torrent.

Li Ji was overjoyed: "Shark, you're amazing! Your stomach acid is more powerful than a nuclear bomb!"

The slender one also shouted excitedly, "This is awesome! It's almost exactly the same as working on a farm!"

Shark remained silent, only spewing out stomach acid.

The plane flew straight ahead like it was spraying pesticides on a farm. When it reached the end of the Mummy Legion, it made a sharp 90-degree turn and flew along the edge of the legion again.

"What kind of flying technique is that?"

"This is called spiral pesticide spraying. We do it this way on the farm. We spray in circles to save pesticides. The two things are almost exactly the same."

"I didn't expect you to have already mastered the skills of farm work."

Suddenly, a scene flashed in Li Ji's mind: long, thin strips of pesticide were being sprayed in a spiral pattern on a dairy farm, and the cows were falling one by one, none of them surviving—it was exactly the same scene as now.

"You're never allowed to do farm work again in your life!"

Why are you suddenly being so rough?

After the plane sprayed a quarter of its spray, the acid rain on both sides of the wings suddenly shrank. What was originally a large fan-shaped area now resembled a forked stream of urine, appearing and disappearing intermittently.

The slender bar glanced down and saw that in many places it had flown, there were still many mummies that had not been killed.

"Shark, we haven't killed all the mummies yet. Try harder. Otherwise, I'll have to fly back and forth again, which is a waste of pesticide."

Shark blew hard into the rubber tube, and its originally round face became flattened, with all its features twisted together, as if it could squeeze out more stomach acid.

He spat out the rubber tube and smashed it onto the back of the thin, long head with a crisp "bang".

Shark Baby slumped in his seat, panting heavily, waving his hands in pain.

"I can't go on anymore, I don't have a drop left. Please let me go."

Li Ji looked down at the mummy army, which still had a third of its strength remaining, while the city in the distance was already within reach; he could even see the underwear hanging on people's balconies.

He held Shark Baby's hand tightly: "Shark Baby, give it your all, for the Earth."

Shark Baby looked miserable, her entire face almost drooping to her chest: "I really can't take it anymore, Lee Ki, and stomach acid doesn't just appear out of the blue."

"That really is something that can be created just like that."

Li Ji silently took a capsule out of his pocket.

"Big secretion! When did you take it?"

"That doesn't matter. Come on, Shark Baby, let's make a sacrifice for Earth!"

"I don't want it!"

Li Ji reacted quickly, stuffing the capsule directly into Shark Baby's mouth. Not trusting him, he escorted him a little further, holding the capsule until it reached Shark Baby's throat before letting go.

"Pain Pain!"

He quickly took out his hand, which had been burned by stomach acid; it already had holes of varying degrees.

"That's really impressive. Shark Baby, can you feel it?"

"I, yue~"

Shark quickly stuffed the rubber tube into its mouth, and the pesticide sprayer, which had stopped spraying water, came back to life, unleashing a magnificent rain of stomach acid that scalded the mummy, making it cry out for its mother.

"Long and thin, can you please stop using such abstract descriptions? It's terrible."

"Excuse me. Hehe, look, a rainbow!"

Beneath the curtain of stomach acid, a magnificent rainbow faintly appears.

Beneath the rainbow, the mummy and the Israeli soldiers convulsed as if electrocuted, like a beautiful dance.

"Long and thin, if you use that disgusting description again I'll kill you. And where's the rainbow?"

"You can see it if you think about it carefully."

"roll!"

(End of this chapter)