He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 329 The Lizardmen Explain the Underground Civilization (Very abstract, you'll regret it if you don't read it, I'm lying to you)

Lilala's color faded, revealing green thorns.

The once beautiful human face has transformed into a giant lizard head, with spikes extending from the top of its head down its spine, gradually shrinking at its tail.

A forked red tongue emerged from the yellowed, sharp teeth.

Her eyes were brimming with tears, and her eyes, which were pointed at both ends and round in the middle, glowed green in the darkness.

Li Ji remembered the temperature of that face when he touched it; it was icy cold.

All of this corresponds to what the old lady selling goods at the entrance said.

Her ex-husband wasn't a mutant; he was replaced by the lizardman in front of her.

"Where are you from?"

Lilala said, looking aggrieved, "The school has rules that we can't say these things to humans, or we'll be punished."

"You have a school? What do you study?"

"They really forbid us from saying it. There are school rules."

"What happens if you break school rules? Will you die?"

"almost."

"tell me the story."

"Yes, yes, they will let us into the cold storage."

"That's insane! What temperature is the cold storage at?"

Lilala frowned, her skin covered in thorns creased with wrinkles, and said very seriously, "21 degrees."

"It's 21 degrees Celsius—that means it's an air-conditioned room!"

“You don’t understand, he’ll make us go out in the summer to use the air conditioning.”

"How cruel, it's summer—isn't summer perfect for air conditioning?!"

Li Ji felt like he had been tricked.

Lilala hurriedly explained, afraid of getting slapped again.

“You warm-blooded animals don’t understand. We are cold-blooded animals and cannot maintain our body temperature on our own. We need to change our environment according to temperature changes. The comfortable temperature for us during the day in summer is 27 to 30 degrees Celsius. 21 degrees Celsius is already very uncomfortable for our bodies. Having to endure large temperature changes makes us very prone to stress.”

"It's not easy for your species to have developed a civilization. Wait a minute, you said earlier that you are Earthlings?"

"Yeah, right? Aren't you guys like that? There can't really be aliens, right? Those are just stories made up by humans. But I quite like watching them. My dad brought me a lot of DVDs when he came back from the surface."

"But now we're all connected to the human network, and I often watch things on it. My favorite is called 'Lilo & Stitch,' it's really interesting."

Li Ji never expected that there really were lizard people on Earth, and that these guys might have already quietly infiltrated human life.

Thinking about it now, I even feel a chill down my spine.

“Miss Lizardman, this is our first meeting, please do not lean your head against my back.”

"Excuse me."

Lilala quickly lifted her head off Li Ji's back, and Li Ji's back instantly felt warm again.

"Thank you. You mentioned earlier that the school doesn't allow you to tell humans. If we're not human, does that mean you can tell us?"

Are you dogs?

"How do you curse?"

Lilala shrank into a ball in fear: "I'm sorry, I was corrupted by humans while playing games, I was wrong."

"What I mean is that we are aliens."

"Aliens? I don't believe it. They're all made up; they can't be real."

Li Ji and Nini exchanged a glance.

"This shouldn't be considered a violation of school rules, right?"

"Do you have to go through all this trouble? I'll skin her alive and she'll tell you everything."

Lilala screamed in fear, "Don't peel it off! I just changed my skin today. If you like it, I'll give you the old skin from my dorm!"

Li Ji pondered to himself: "Without video recording equipment and no more than 15 witnesses, it shouldn't count."

With a snap of his fingers, a blue pulse flashed around Lee Ki, and he returned to his original form.

Nini complained, "What was that snapping sound all about?" "It was just for showing off, otherwise it would be too dry without any sound."

Li Ji pouted at Li Lala, his voice like the sound of a flute coming from within: "Well? Now you believe me, right?"

Lilala's brows furrowed more and more tightly.

"I understand."

"Finally done."

"Ligaga, it's one thing for you to pretend to be human and bully me, but now you're pretending to be an alien to fool me! I'm going to tell the teacher when I get home!"

"Huh? What did you figure out? Who's Lilala's friend? I really am an alien!"

Lilala shouted defiantly, "Don't lie to me! You just used mimicry to turn yourself into a puddle of octopus jelly. Do you think you can pretend to be an alien? Do you think I'm stupid?"

"You're such an idiot! This is the first time I've ever wanted people to know I'm an alien! I'm out of ideas, Nini, just use your old tricks."

"If only we had done this earlier, it would have been over."

Nini pulled out a screwdriver-shaped object from her lower back, pressed a button on it, and a golden laser beam shot out.

"This sharpness should be sufficient."

Lilala, unaware of the seriousness of the situation, yelled at her, "Don't think you can fool me with some toys! Are you secretly filming me, planning to capture my scared and pathetic state and post it in the class group? Don't even dream about it, I'm not scared!"

Nini crouched down next to Lilala and gently stroked the green lizard's face covered in spiky skin with the back of her hand.

"It's better if you're not afraid, so I don't knock you out. Just bear with it, it will hurt a lot, but don't worry, I'm a professional."

Lee Ki quipped, "You didn't actually skin people alive, did you?"

"I skinned a soldier who killed children in Gaza. He screamed horribly. I still have that face in my house. Do you want it?"

"There's absolutely no need for that."

The golden laser slowly approached Lila's cheek.

Lilala remained defiant, but her heart was slowly beginning to race.

"Stop joking, you guys. You've already filmed my embarrassing moments. Let's go find some humans to play with."

"I'm not kidding. Don't talk. If you move too much, the skin won't come off intact."

"Just pretending to be tough. Are you Li Luoluo? You watch crime movies all the time and get too caught up in them? This laser knife is a toy, you know, one of those things that light up. You can buy one for five yuan at a street stall. My dad brought me the exact same one from the ground."

"You're so noisy."

Nini deftly swung the laser knife, instantly slicing off a corner of the coffin next to her.

Lilala watched in horror, her voice trembling slightly: "It's really true?"

When the laser was only 0.01 centimeters away from her skin, Lilala shouted, "Stop! I believe you, you're aliens, are you satisfied now?"

"What do you mean 'satisfied'? We are aliens."

"Okay, okay, you're aliens, your whole family are aliens."

Li Ji felt a sense of defeat; it was the first time he had revealed his alien identity, and he hadn't received any respect.

"Nini, stop hitting her."

"Why should I listen to you? I like this shameless face, and I really dislike this little bitch."

Lilala retreated in fear, her head hitting the coffin lid.

"It wouldn't be good if you accidentally killed her. First, get the academic results out of her, and while you're at it, find out how to get out."

"alright."

Nini put away the laser knife: "Remember to give me the one you peeled off yourself."

Lilala said blankly, "Okay."

"Now tell us all the information about your civilization."

"All of them? Including my measurements?"

"Nobody cares about your measurements. What's so special about your chest size, you lizardman?"

"Isn't this based on anthropology?"

(End of this chapter)