He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 32 Li Ji, you're that genius who's ranked number one by a wide margin, right? (Warning: Exhalation)

A blue pulse flashed around him, and the man transformed.

Her lower body was a dark purple octopus, while her upper body resembled that of an Earth woman, with a hospital gown covering her undulating figure.

Two heads perched on its shoulders, with delicate features on purple faces and pure black eyes that made it impossible to discern their gaze. Its white tentacles resembled dreadlocks.

Although their faces look exactly alike, their personalities are completely different.

With a sour face on his left, he gritted his teeth impatiently, tilted his head, and stared at Li Ji with dead fish eyes as if he were looking at trash.

He hunched his neck somewhat awkwardly to the right, forcing a stiff smile, his eyes glancing weakly at Li Ji.

She mentally sized up the three juniors. They had to call for help for such a small matter. They were definitely not going to amount to anything. They must be students with poor grades. They were easily frightened by the slightest disturbance.

But her strong sense of responsibility compels her to shoulder this responsibility.

Li Ji was somewhat confused. It turned out that the person arguing on the other end of the phone was the same person, and she was fighting back and forth between herself.

The other person took out a pack of Furongwang cigarettes from his breast pocket, tapped it lightly, and flicked a cigarette into his left mouth.

The person on the right said to the person on the left, somewhat awkwardly, "Dolly, smoking is not allowed indoors."

"You fucking tell me what to do! I'm going to smoke!"

With a cigarette dangling from his left cheek, he said to Li Ji, "Can I borrow a light?"

Li Ji looked bewildered: "I don't have a lighter."

"Hey, you Barbaradu aliens, don't you breathe fire? Hurry up."

Helpless, Li Ji spat out a burst of flames from his mouth; this was only the second time in his life he had played with fire at home.

The last time I used to grill the goldfish that I had raised to death was when I was six years old. I used my dad's lighter to grill the fish, and I will never forget the smell.

The feeling of his father whipping his bottom with a belt was unforgettable.

Dolly lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, rolled her eyes, and let out a satisfied, trembling sound: "Phew, that feels much better."

Senior, your voice is very misleading.

A violent cough erupted from the right side of her head: "Dolly, how many times have I told you, don't swallow your cigarette!"

"Smoking is only enjoyable when it goes into your lungs."

"This isn't just your lung! You'd be so capable of only using half of it!"

After calming down a bit, he forced a smile and said to everyone, "Never mind her, let's get to work."

"Let me introduce myself. I am Gu Yuqing, a first-level agent of the Interstellar Alliance Special Agent Bureau stationed on Earth."

"This is my sister, Dolly."

Shark Baby poked its head out from the doorway: "Are these your real names? They sound like Earthling names."

"This is of course my Earth name. You can also call me by my real name, dasfdgajdhgjkadshglkahdg. Dolly's real name is dhujifahioghklasdbngklabnds."

Li Ji paused for a second: "Okay, Senior Gu Yuqing, Senior Dolly."

Delulu jumped up from the sofa excitedly, pointing her fluffy paws at the green circle on the wall: "Is this a space jump device? I've never seen one before. I didn't expect the school to have such a generous budget, meow."

Gu Yuqing waved her hand awkwardly: "No, this is not the case. The dormitories are not even as big as the toilets in the school. How could we be so generous?"

"This is provided by the Special Agents. After all, there are only two of us on the front lines of the entire planet, and other means of transportation are not convenient for responding."

"Senior, why are you wearing a mental hospital uniform?"

Gu Yuqing tugged at the hem of her clothes: "This? Of course, it's convenient."

"They provide food, lodging, and air conditioning, and I can let loose occasionally without anyone interfering. Nobody finds it strange that I can walk with my legs apart."

"The patients inside seem very kind."

The senior seems to have integrated very well!
“We initially had an office, but later we found that our daily outings made us vulnerable to being exposed.”

"Once, Dolly was arrested and sent to a mental hospital for crawling on the roof of a train, so we moved our clinic there together—ah!"

Dolly's tentacle slapped Gu Yuqing across the face.

"Don't speak ill of me! I'll say it again, I'm not wriggling, I'm just mimicking the movement trajectory of a dead leaf butterfly larva."

"That's still just wriggling," Li Ji remarked casually.

Gu Yuqing smiled apologetically.

"She's always like this, let's stop chatting. Let's get this memory erased quickly."

"Yes, yes, memory erasure is the right thing to do."

Although Dolly is very human-like, Gu Yuqing still seems quite reliable.

Li Ji couldn't wait to see what the memory erasure device looked like.

He watched as Gu Yuqing reached into her breast pocket.

What they produced was—a sharp blade!
It is an oval-shaped, elongated object, mostly mint green, with a black mouthpiece at the top.

“You’re a heavy smoker too!” Gu Yuqing stared at him blankly, silently turning the thing around.

Instead of English letters, it read in Interstellar Common Language: "Memory Eraser".

"What old smoker?"

Lee Ki scratched his head awkwardly: "It's nothing. Let's proceed with the memory erasure."

Gu Yuqing dragged her long octopus tentacles as she wriggled on the ground.

She went to the sofa and placed the memory eraser in front of Chen Xiaoyan's nose.

The cleaner emitted a faint smoke that entered Chen Xiaoyan's nasal cavity.

Li Ji and his two companions piled their heads together, watching intently from the side.

He never expected that inhaling smoke could erase memories; the Interstellar Alliance's technology was indeed top-notch.

Gu Yuqing frowned and picked up the cleaner to examine it closely.

Li Ji asked with some concern, "Is the situation very difficult?"

Gu Yuqing said seriously, "It's tricky. The memory eraser seems to be broken."

Everyone panicked instantly.

Do you have a spare?

Gu Yuqing shook her head: "There's only this one."

Looking at his unconscious mother, Li Ji felt anxious. If he couldn't erase her memory, his mother might suffer psychological trauma.

"let me."

Dolly simply took the cleaner.

Delulu exclaimed, "I never expected that Senior Dolly, despite her irritable appearance, is actually quite reliable, meow."

Dolly put the cleaner in her mouth, then tilted her head back, rolled her eyes, and let out a coquettish, trembling voice: "Ah, that feels so good~"

"Isn't this still a Reek?!" Li Ji completely lost it.

Gu Yuqing was also completely bewildered: "Then where's my cleaner?"

"Here it is."

Dolly pulled an identical one from the pile of tentacles above her head.

"Don't play pranks like that next time; it'll delay important business."

Gu Yuqing took the cleaner, held it in front of Chen Xiaoyan's nose, and emitted a faint puff of smoke.

Li Ji questioned, "Isn't this another e-cigarette?"

Gu Yuqing didn't say anything, she just picked up the cleaner.

Lee Ki caught a glimpse of the "RELX" logo on the back, and there was a faint fruity scent in the air.

"This is what electronic cigarettes are!"

Gu Yuqing's fingers gently brushed over the entire cleaner.

The text disappeared, replaced by a glass screen.

Whose memory eraser is masquerading as Rexroth?!
Everyone turned to look at Li Ji as if he were an idiot, and he lowered his head in embarrassment.

Cunning aliens!

Gu Yuqing read Chen Xiaoyan's memories.

She pondered for a moment and said quietly, "The preceding part is flawless, so let's just delete it from the point where Delulu appears."

"This memory happens just as Li Ji is preparing to leave. When this Earthling wakes up, he will find that Li Ji is already gone."

"I have no memory of the series of farces that followed."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief. This matter was finally resolved, and he could now devote himself wholeheartedly to his new alien life.

She placed the cleaner in front of Chen Xiaoyan's nose again, and a faint smoke entered her nostrils.

"Okay, he'll wake up soon."

She packed away her equipment, looked up at Li Ji, and smiled with satisfaction.

"I've heard that there's a genius in this year's class who's ranked first in every subject by a wide margin."

"It must be you."

Li Ji was stunned. He glanced at Dai Lulu silently.

The other person's airplane ears reappeared; they silently clenched their fists, breathed softly, but didn't speak, presumably wanting to hear the rest of what they had to say.

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