He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 299 The Origin of Earth's Demons is Actually Like This
Chapter 299 The Origin of Earth's Demons is Actually Like This
The mantis agent brandished his emerald green sickle and continued, "The cockroach man provides his offspring with a systematic education."
"This includes the Coalition Act."
"It was only when I was handling this case that I came across such a niche legal provision."
Like everyone else, Li Ji straightened up, wanting to listen attentively.
"This legal provision stipulates that the children of interstellar citizens, regardless of whether they are interstellar citizens themselves, will be subject to Alliance law."
Li Ji asked in confusion, "Even if they don't know about the Interstellar Alliance, they still have to be subject to law enforcement?"
“That’s right. But most of them, the Interstellar Alliance doesn’t actually know about them.”
"So how did this case happen?"
"This case is because they were arrested for illegally entering space jurisdiction after they sculpted a rocket out of excrement."
"I see. That's why the shit rocket shouldn't have entered the space jurisdiction. It's just too disgusting."
"No, that's not true. No one says spaceships can't be made of shit."
"Then why were they arrested?"
"Because the shit ship disintegrated in space, they were arrested for releasing viral waste into interstellar space."
"Then it's better not to use poop to make a spaceship."
Li Ji's mind was filled with images of dung beetles, and he didn't quite understand the significance of the Mantis Agent mentioning this case.
"What connection does this case have with cases on Earth? Are you implying that Fermi is actually a descendant of aliens and humans, and that his family even received systematic education in Alliance law, so they know how to avoid risks?"
"As expected of Agent Li Ji, he gets it right away. That's exactly what I meant."
Shu Sanwan concluded: "Based on this inference, there exists one or more hybrid families on Earth. Through generations, their interstellar characteristics have been almost completely erased, making them indistinguishable from Earthlings. These people have received interstellar education for a long time and may be proficient in Alliance Law and interstellar technology."
"I'll contact Gu Yuqing right away and have her thoroughly investigate Fermi's family."
"Li Ji, what other discoveries have you made? Please continue to share."
Li Ji pulled out the book "The Book of Satan" from his pocket and held it high with his tentacles to show it to everyone.
The crowd immediately began to discuss it.
"what is that?"
"There's a sheep's head on it, so it might be a guide to cooking sheep's head."
"Maybe it's a sheep-raising manual."
"What I see is a sexy photo of a female sheep."
After the sheep-headed agent finished speaking, he was met with unanimous contemptuous looks from everyone.
"Actually, a picture book of ewes would also work, hehe. Why are you all looking at me like that? This is just my scientific spirit."
Li Ji quickly explained to prevent the meeting from vulgarizing further: "This is a 'Devo's Breeding Manual,' which Earthlings have mistaken for a summoning book for evil creatures."
Dori the cat frowned: "You mean earthlings think that the sweet and soft little Devo is evil, meow?"
"Why do you also say it's fragrant and soft? You cats really do have the same aesthetic sense."
"We meow?"
"That's not important. Earthlings think that Devor is the most evil and disgusting creature in the world, but most people have never seen it and just consider it a legend."
Dori rolled her eyes: "Earthlings have absolutely no taste. I bet the cutest creatures in their eyes are hideous, meow."
"Actually, Earthlings really love cats."
“Okay, I admit Earthlings have some taste, meow.” The cockroach-man in the back row asked loudly, “What about cockroaches? No one in the entire universe dislikes cockroaches?”
“Hmm.” Li Ji hesitated, then said tactfully, “For many Earthlings, cockroaches aren’t much better than Devor.”
The cockroach girl's antennae drooped, and she complained in a coquettish voice, "I hate Earth."
Li Ji quickly steered the conversation back on track: "I've conducted tests on Earth, and the method described above can indeed summon Devo. In other words, someone has released a large number of artificially bred Devos onto Earth for unknown purposes. I think this book might provide a clue."
In the last row, there were six green tentacles swaying.
Lidel's voice came from the back row: "Let me see."
Li Ji handed him the Book of Satan.
Lidel held the book, his six eyeballs almost touching the paper.
"I feel like I've seen the contents of this book before, especially the pig heart part, I'm so familiar with it! You can check it out, there's absolutely no mention of pig heart in a normal Devo pig farming manual."
Everyone pulled out their communicators to search for the Devo pig breeding guide, but they couldn't find any record of Devo liking pig hearts.
Li Ji asked with concern, "Where have you seen this before?"
"The previous agent stationed on Earth raised a lot of Devors, and it seems they all took them to Earth. Some of them especially liked pig hearts, which are the hearts of even-toed ungulates."
"No need to translate 'pig's heart'."
"This book should be a version compiled by Earthlings based on his manuscript."
Li Ji patted Li De'er on the back excitedly: "Amazing, bro! You even remembered details like former Earth agent Devor liking to eat pig's heart."
"Actually, it's not that they like to eat it, but they like to stick pig hearts in their nostrils. They think it's very funny. That agent specifically showed me the photos, so it left a deep impression on me."
“These Devos are really something else. Now all we need to do is find this old agent.”
"I'm afraid that's impossible; that agent is no longer with us."
"I'm sorry, I didn't know he had passed away."
"No, he was sent to jail for harassing old ladies on Earth."
Someone said, "What's the difference between this and being dead?"
The room erupted in laughter, filling the discussion room with a joyful atmosphere.
Only Li Ji was confused: What are you guys laughing at? Is it funny that a colleague is in jail? Aliens are so strange!
“I originally thought this clue would lead to the Red Dwarf Saint, but it seems I was wrong. I have two other pieces of evidence here. One is an Egyptian pyramid construction manual written in ancient Meow Star language, and the other is an Aztec mythological statue that resembles a golden man.”
The audience was immediately bewildered.
"Could you please not use too many obscure words at once?"
"Excuse me, let me explain what a pyramid is."
“Of course we know about pyramids, I’m talking about the obscure term ‘Ancient Cat Language’.”
"Huh? Ancient Meow Star Language?"
Li Ji suddenly realized that he had automatically started using "ancient" as a prefix in his mind.
In reality, however, in Starling, Ancient Meow Language and Meow Language are two completely different words that don't even sound related.
"Ancient Cat Language is the language of the ancient cat planet, which has now been lost."
Li Ji then briefly explained other Earth-related terms.
"So, the remnants of the Big Meow Meow faction fled to Earth and even taught the locals how to build pyramids?"
(End of this chapter)
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