He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 293: The Hong Xiuquan discussion segment aired, making Li Ji laugh to death.
On the television, experts from various disciplines sat in rows.

"In this episode, we'll discuss the most talked-about papal event globally recently. The day after the kidnapping, the Pope appeared at St. Peter's Basilica and announced a series of major announcements."

"He claimed that he had seen God and Jesus, and that they asked him to announce a message."

"God got married, and his wife was an 18th-century Chinese farmer named Ms. Wang."

"They also had a child, who was Hong Xiuquan, a famous peasant movement leader in the Celestial Empire in the 19th century."

"This incident sparked widespread discussion around the world."

"Everyone has the same question: Who exactly is Hong Xiuquan?"

"Frankly, as a Catholic, I cannot tolerate such remarks, especially coming from the Pope."

"Let's hear what the experts have to say. David, as a priest, what are your thoughts?"

David, dressed in a white robe, sat in front of the microphone and shrugged to indicate his speechlessness.

“I completely cannot understand such behavior and remarks. The only canonical book of Catholicism is the Bible, and we only recognize what is recorded in the Bible. The Pope must be crazy. You should test his DNA. Maybe he was switched when he was kidnapped.”

"Or he was coerced into doing this. After all, the two events are too coincidental."

Li Ji sat in front of the TV, grinning from ear to ear: "Lulu, it seems you've caused quite a stir. These Earthlings are arguing like crazy on TV."

Delulu didn't have time to pay attention; she was busy outsmarting the food order operator.

"What do you mean everyone who eats pineapple pizza should get out of Italy? What kind of service is this?!"

"You don't need to welcome me, I'll definitely complain about your cat!"

She angrily hung up the phone: "The local restaurant is so rude, meow. Their pizza must be inauthentic, I'm ordering from somewhere else, meow."

Shark Baby, lying next to him, asked, "Why didn't you order it online?"

"No restaurants online have fruit pizza, meow. You don't understand, authentic food on Earth often doesn't need the internet; physical stores are enough to become wildly popular, meow. Can you help me find other restaurants' phone numbers, meow?"

Lee Ki continued watching TV, grinning from ear to ear.

The leading Black criminal investigation expert on TV was analyzing the situation with a serious expression.

“I think Father David’s guess makes a lot of sense.”

"Just one night after the Pope disappeared, he not only forgave the other party, but also announced a series of explosive matters, which may have been due to coercion."

The host asked nervously, "Why are they coercing the Pope? And who are they?"

The expert straightened his tie, adopting the air of a master detective: "Let me analyze it one by one. Every detail in the Pope's speech is full of profound meaning."

"Let's first look at what the Pope said in his speech."

“He first brought up the issue of women’s clothing, extending goodwill to women and the transgender community.”

"It's important to understand that this pope is unlike his predecessors; he has always been cautious on transgender issues. His public support this time is quite intriguing."

"Secondly, he awarded a medal to a young man named Steve Joseph."

“I collected Steve’s personal information.”

"He was an Englishman, not even a Protestant. He was a complete atheist who had participated in Marxist sermons at schools on numerous occasions. This is completely contrary to what the Pope said about making outstanding contributions to the spread of Catholicism."

These words caused an uproar. Li Ji hadn't expected that while strolling around St. Peter's Square, he would unexpectedly encounter a gay man from England.

"Finally, the Pope announced that the Son of God was Hong Xiuquan. Where was Hong Xiuquan from? He was from the Celestial Empire."

"The Celestial Empire's people and Marxism-Leninism have an obvious objective."

Some people questioned: "But you mentioned the transgender community earlier, and in our impression, the transgender community is hard to associate with China."

The detective exclaimed, “It’s not hard to make contact. The Pope is an American, and his political ideology clashes with that of the Republican Party. So it’s easy for him to align himself with the opposition party that supports transgender people.”

"This is a joint effort by the University of Tokyo and the University of the West to strangle Catholic culture!"

Li Ji was completely dumbfounded.

He opened the short video platform and only saw various parody videos from Chinese netizens.

Many cultural and tourism sites, including the former site of the Jintian Uprising in Guangxi, the Nanjing Taiping Heavenly Kingdom History Museum, the Heavenly King's Palace Ruins, and the Heavenly King's Palace in Hangzhou, are vying to capitalize on Hong Xiuquan's popularity.

There are already more than a dozen novels on the theme of Hong Xiuquan on a certain Chinese website.

"They're truly two different worlds."

On television, a different expert has started speaking.

The historian with a Chinese appearance began, "Let me introduce Hong Xiuquan to you. You may not know him, but his life story is actually highly consistent with Christian doctrine."

"He founded the God Worshipping Society in China, which is a local branch of Christianity in China, and used a cultural form that was more acceptable to the locals to spread the religion."

"He also broke many old and corrupt social customs and adopted Christian customs instead."

"At its peak, the number of believers reached tens of thousands, which was more effective than the missionary work of many missionaries at the time."

“Hong Xiuquan’s Taiping Army was disciplined and did not harm the people. Wasn’t this a kind of knightly order? This was an army established in accordance with God’s will.”

"At that time, he actively resisted the oppression of feudal rulers and external imperialism. Wasn't this following God's will and seeking freedom and equality for the people?"

"His proposed Holy Sultanate system, which distributed everything according to egalitarianism, including the equal distribution of land, was practically the creation of a new Garden of Eden."

"Jesus spread the gospel, but in the end he fell victim to persecution by an evil ruler."

"God may have learned a lot from the experience over the past thousand years and believed that only violent revolution could realize the heavenly kingdom on earth, which is why He sent Hong Xiuquan to earth."

The outburst of arguments by the Chinese expert stirred up the crowd in the studio.

The white female expert immediately started rolling her eyes, and the bald detective couldn't help but start slamming his fist on the table.

A white historian retorted, "Jesus is Jewish. How could the second son of God be a Chinese? Are you defending him out of nationalistic sentiment?"

The expert calmly responded: "Your Bible says that God created man in His own image, and all people are equal. Are Jews any more noble than other races? Besides, you Jews don't believe in Jesus, so why defend him out of national sentiment?"

The white scholar was furious, but he couldn't bring himself to say on television that he was superior, so he could only keep quiet.

Amidst the debate, Mickey and Terry, representatives of the self-media bloggers, slowly raised their hands, wearing awkward smiles: "Can we say something?"

Li Ji recognized the two: "Aren't these the president of the Alien Council and his foolish brother? I didn't expect them to be doing so well, even appearing on TV."

(End of this chapter)