He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 29 Lee Ki-jin is my father

"Li Ji?"

The bald, middle-aged man uttered an incomprehensible question.

He looked at the body on the bed, then at Shark Baby.

"How could you possibly be Li Ji's son?"

"how old are you?"

"20 is old."

"Kids never tell the truth. You look only ten years old. How could Li Ji possibly have a child your age?"

"This child is obviously here to cause trouble, Jiajia, let's get rid of him quickly."

The young woman in the corner stood up, came over and took Shark's hand, saying gently, "Little one, I'll take you out. This isn't a place for you."

“My dad really is Lee Ki.”

"Stop joking. I've known Li Ji for so many years, he couldn't possibly have a son as big as you. Go home quickly, your family is worried about you."

Chen Jiajia pulled Sha Bao's hand and walked out, but it felt like she was holding a thousand-pound weight. The other person stood still, and she almost stumbled and fell.

She looked at the child in front of her in surprise, and was about to go back to pull him away.

Shark broke free from her hand, slid to her knees in front of the bed, and began to wail loudly without shedding a single tear, her voice almost drowning out the funeral music downstairs.

All eyes turned to him once again.

Shark was secretly delighted.

The class monitor was right after all.

Now I've become the center of attention.

This should have earned the group a lot of points; I'm sure I didn't hold Lee Ki back this time.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he cried even harder.

"Ow!"

Several people rushed over to pull him up, but were stopped by a middle-aged woman kneeling beside the bed.

She looked at Sha Bao with teary eyes, scrutinized him carefully from head to toe, and asked earnestly, "Are you really Li Ji's son?"

"Yes. My dad is Li Ji, and my mom is Dai Lulu. My name is Shark Baby."

The middle-aged woman exhaled a deep breath through her nose and stood up, supporting herself on her knees.

The others rushed to help: "Third Sister, where are you going?"

"next door."

The middle-aged woman suddenly became agitated, pointing upstairs and shouting angrily, "I'm going to reason with Chen Xiaoyan!"

"My dad peed on her and killed a pot of clivia back then. Is it really worth her holding a grudge over something so trivial?"

Not only that, the old man also trampled Li Ji's ducks to death, removed her bicycle chain, drilled a hole in her wall, climbed over the coal briquettes by the door, and smashed the bowls in the noodle shop.

“My father just passed away, and she hired a child to cause trouble. This woman is truly wicked!”

"We haven't settled the score with her for the time her son slid in and sent my dad flying!"

"Our father must have suffered from some kind of aftereffect from back then, which is why he died so young!"

Everyone rushed forward to restrain the third sister, to prevent her from going upstairs and having a three-hundred-round battle with Chen Xiaoyan on the day of her father's funeral.

"Third Aunt, we really can't blame them for this. Other illnesses are easier to explain, but this one is really impossible."

“How could Li Ji possibly kick my grandpa and give him HPV? It wouldn’t sound good if this got out.”

The room where the body was kept was noisy and chaotic.

Shark looked around at everything and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

"Great, this will really liven things up!"

"Aren't you leaving yet?"

Chen Jiajia looked at Shark Baby in surprise.

"We'll have to wait a little longer."

Shark remembered the criteria for "joining in the fun," and he specifically reviewed them before his trip.

The duration of each instance of joining in the fun should be between 30 seconds and 1 minute. Whenever the fun takes a new turn, the duration of joining in the fun can be appropriately increased.

The excitement has taken a new turn; let's watch for another minute.

Outside the door, Li Ji's foot, which had been raised halfway in the air, froze.

The good news is, it's not my own funeral.

The bad news is that it's Old Chen's funeral downstairs. Old Chen and my family have a deep-seated conflict. If it were just Shark Baby causing trouble inside, I could completely ignore it.

But Sha Bao committed the crime under his own name, which ruined the reputation of our Li family. He has no choice but to go in and take the fall.

Lee Ki went into the house, looking apologetic.

"I'm sorry, my child is being unreasonable and has caused you trouble."

"Li Ji! You're joining in the fun too."

Shark Baby shouted excitedly.

All eyes turned to Li Ji. If looks could kill, he would feel like he was being targeted by 13 nuclear weapons.

Fortunately, he didn't use his original appearance as a mimic, otherwise he would have been in a very difficult situation.

"We're sorry the child has caused you trouble. We'll be leaving now. Please accept our condolences."

He grabbed Shark's hand and prepared to leave, but the door behind them was blocked by three burly men dressed in mourning clothes.

Dailulu silently memorized it in her heart.

Earth's Human Funeral Rule #1: There will be a rock band performance.

Earth's second rule for human funerals: Everyone must wear white uniforms.

Earth's third rule for human funerals: Three young men will stand by the door to welcome the guests who have come to attend the funeral.

The third sister clutched her chest, her thick eyebrows pressing down on her wide-open eyes, the light above casting deep shadows on her nasolabial folds.

She pointed at Li Ji and angrily shouted, "Li Ji! My father was an elder, and we were all neighbors. He's gone, and your family didn't even offer a word of comfort."

"You dare to cause trouble at my house today? And you even brought a woman wearing a bright red dress! Are you trying to make my father die with regrets?"

Delulu, why did you have to wear red of all people?

Li Ji explained, "Auntie, we haven't met before, have we? How do you know my name? We were just passing by when my son accidentally ran up here, causing you trouble. I'm so sorry. Please accept my condolences."

"You are Li Ji, Chen Xiaoyan's son. I would recognize you even if you turned to ashes!"

What do you know?

These two faces are completely different, okay?
Can you please put on your reading glasses before swearing?
Li Ji cursed inwardly but didn't say it aloud; he wasn't afraid of having a conflict with this family.

If it really comes to blows, Sharkbao is like a dump truck; it could run over and kill 300 big men.

But now it concerns the reputation of the Li family.

If the misunderstanding isn't cleared up, the whole community will spread the rumor that on the day of his neighbor's funeral, he brought a crazy child, a woman in red, and the deceased's family members to fight a free-style brawl.

This is definitely going to trend on social media; my family will be too ashamed to show their face in Hangzhou.

The woman in front of him was convinced that he was Li Ji, so he could only hope that the other people around him could verify his identity.

He looked around; he didn't recognize anyone else, except for one familiar face.

Chen Jiajia, a classmate from junior high and high school.

"I'm really not the person you're talking about. You've mistaken me for someone else."

Li Ji turned his gaze to Chen Jiajia, hoping that she could come out of the predicament.

Chen Jiajia also turned her gaze to herself, but she narrowed it into two slits.

Sister, couldn't you have worn your glasses on the day of your great-grandfather's funeral?

"Third Aunt, he is definitely not Li Ji. I can guarantee it."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief; surely he could escape now.

"What are you guaranteeing! You had a crush on him for three years in high school, and you secretly moved here to get closer to him. If you hadn't wanted to see him, your great-grandfather wouldn't have made a hole in his wall. You're definitely protecting him."

Li Ji and Jiajia's parents both had the same shocked expression on their faces.

"what?"

In Li Ji's memory, he and Chen Jiajia spent a total of six years in junior and senior high school, and they didn't exchange more than 10 words. His impression of her was that she was a gloomy girl with glasses.

Moreover, he had never seen Chen Jiajia in this building before; he only heard later that her great-grandfather was Old Man Chen.

Unexpectedly, Chen Jiajia had drilled a hole in her own wall to spy on her.

Then...didn't she see everything?

No wonder I always felt like there was a pair of eyes watching me at night when I was in school.

Chen Jiajia, you're such a pervert!
Faced with the astonished looks of the crowd, Chen Jiajia shouted, her face flushed.

"Li Ji is missing! He can't be here!"

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