He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 276 The Pope doubts they really are God. A family of four.
Chapter 276 The Pope doubts whether they really are God's family of four.
Delulu stroked the demon's head and explained, "Actually, it's a kind of plasma life form, meow. Plasma is the fourth state of matter besides solid, liquid, and gas, meow. The most common plasma substance is fire, meow."
"So you mean it's a ball of fire?"
"Similar, but different, meow. The temperature of the Devo is actually not high; they can control their high temperature and not release it outwards, meow. But they can also survive in extremely high-temperature environments, meow. They were first discovered on the surface of a star, meow. Breathing fire, meow."
A ball of flame spewed from the demon's mouth, heading straight for the pope's face, nearly burning him to a crisp.
With his mouth covered, the pope could only make "woo-woo-woo" sounds.
Li Ji still has many problems.
"Then how was it summoned?"
Delulu frowned: "I'm not quite sure either, meow."
The demon suddenly lay down on the ground and began licking the bloodstains.
It gently flapped its wings, shuffling along like a monkey, licking the trail of blood.
The Pope's pupils widened until the blood-red tongue licked his own foot.
His eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets, but all he could manage was a desperate sob.
Because God had bound him firmly with an armbar, so he could not move at all.
He was convinced that he was the pope with the worst and most miserable end in history.
She was kidnapped by Heiwa, dressed in women's clothing, slapped, and even had her toes sucked by a demon.
Li Ji was drawn by the Pope's cries and discovered that the devil was holding the Pope's wrinkled, yellowed feet and licking them incessantly.
"This thing is pretty perverted. He actually likes the Pope's feet."
"It looks like it's licking blood, meow."
The two squatted down to observe carefully.
They discovered that the demon was indeed licking the Pope's soles, its bright red tongue curling up specks of blood.
"I remember now, meow. Devo likes to eat blood rich in hemoglobin as a snack, meow. What were you summoning just now, meow?"
“kululaluso”.
Delulu nodded in sudden realization: "I see, meow. This sentence is a sound signal that researchers discovered in Devo's communication. It can be roughly understood as 'I'll treat you to dinner, meow.'"
"Huh? I'm treating you to dinner? So our ritual is actually just preparing some snacks and inviting the demon over for a meal?"
"That seems to be the case, meow. Let me see the book, meow."
Li Ji handed "The Book of Satan" to Dai Lulu.
Dailulu opened it and read it.
"The ritual requires a sheep's skull, a human skull, and other random things, meow. The incantation means: Please come and play with the little bones, meow."
Li Ji and the Pope were stunned.
Turn the page again.
"The ritual requires drawing a six-pointed star on the ground with blood, and then placing several other items on it, meow. This ritual will summon terrifying hellfire, so please proceed with caution. The incantation is: 'Borrow a light, friend, meow.'"
"What the hell?"
Dailulu turned another page.
"The ritual requires you to cut your wrist and drip blood into a bowl, meow. This ritual will sell your soul to the demon, and you will gain demonic power, but there is also a risk of falling into madness. Please use it with caution, meow."
Li Ji asked anxiously, "What is the incantation?"
Dailu squinted as she translated word by word: "The spell is 'dailili meow.' It means: I will adopt you as my pet. From now on, I am your master. You must obey me. I can temporarily let you live in my body, meow."
"Huh? So gentle? If that's the case, why would you go mad?"
"If there's a bunch of charged particles running around in your head all the time, your consciousness won't be very clear, meow."
"It lives in the human brain?"
"Hmm, I kept one for a while, but it gave me a headache sometimes, so I stopped." Delulu closed the book with a look of disgust: "What kind of magic book is this? It's more like a pet care manual."
Li Ji asked curiously, "Why would this kind of creature appear on Earth? Could it be on the sun too?"
Dailulu looked at Li Ji and gave him a cryptic smile.
Why are you looking at me like that?
"So there are Earth facts you don't know, meow."
"This is completely outside of Earth knowledge, okay?"
"As far as I know, there are no cats like this on the sun. And since it can understand care commands, it is very likely a breed cat that was abandoned or released to Earth."
"Given their speed in responding to calls and the accounts in ancient Christian texts, these beings are likely numerous on Earth. Do they usually exist in a plasma state?"
"That's right, meow. They only transform into solid form on rare occasions. For the sake of the fun of raising pets, the breeding center trains them to transform into solid form meow upon hearing any command."
"No wonder. I'm very curious now where this book came from? The Pope seems to have something to say."
Li Ji beckoned to Shark Bao to release the Pope's mouth.
As soon as his hand was released, the Pope was able to breathe deeply.
He said, panting, "You mean demons are actually alien creatures, and the so-called hell is actually a star filled with flames?"
"Very intelligent, no wonder he is the Pope."
"So you apostles of Satan are aliens too, right?"
Li Ji knew they had talked too much and revealed all their secrets; it seemed he would have to use a major memory-erasing technique.
Who would have thought that Dailulu would slap her again?
"How many times have I told you, meow? We are a family of four, God's family, meow. Why can't you understand, meow?"
"If you are not Satan's apostles, why do you know the origin of demons? And why are you able to tame demons?"
"Snapped--"
Dailu slapped him again.
"How many times have I told you? God is all-knowing and all-powerful. How come you can't learn such a simple religious concept? Did you buy your position as Pope?"
The Pope remained silent.
This time, he fell into deep thought.
The demon was indeed summoned, but before he could exorcise it, he was subdued by these people.
Every word they uttered challenged my understanding.
But upon closer inspection, each item can be matched one by one.
The demons come from a fiery hell—they say these creatures dwell in extremely hot stars.
Demons are adept at manipulating fire—they say these creatures can switch to a plasma state.
Demons corrupt the soul—they say these creatures dwell within the body, and charged plasma particles damage the brain.
If the other party isn't an apostle of Satan, could it really be God and his family of four?
its not right.
I've seen Jesus in person, and he didn't look like this!
Could it be that the Jesus I saw in the quest for the right moment was a fake?
And how could God possibly use the armbar on his most faithful servant?
Wait a minute, if they really are willing to give me the holy artifact to exorcise the demon, maybe they really are.
Delulu handed the demon's claw to Li Ji.
"Keep an eye on this little guy, I'm going to find Hong Xiuquan's file, meow. It's all that old geezer's fault, making such a fuss over nothing, and acting like an amateur, meow."
Delulu rolled her eyes at the Pope, clearly annoyed.
Footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door.
(End of this chapter)
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