He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 269 Pope, I'm Sending You to Meet God
Shark looked around, considering possible ways to amplify the commotion.

"If you couldn't reveal your identity and make a big fuss, what would an Earthling do?"

Looking at the convertible Mercedes, Shark Bao had her answer.

Four bodyguards rushed at him at the same time.

He slid in and passed between the opponent's legs.

The four bodyguards collided.

Taking advantage of the moment when the driver was off guard, Shark jumped onto the car and kicked the driver out of the vehicle.

He slammed on the gas pedal.

The car sped off.

After a series of quick maneuvers, they avoided the vehicle in front of them.

Before anyone could react, it disappeared at the end of the road.

Like all the believers, Li Ji was dumbfounded.

"What happened?"

A helpful man nearby explained, "A little black boy stole the Pope's car and kidnapped the Pope."

"Thank you. You're so kind."

"You're welcome."

Sirens blared and red warning lights flashed on the road, and the accompanying police car immediately gave chase.

The crowd began to riot, and murmurs rose and fell.

The streets of Rome are like a pot of boiling porridge.

Li Ji and his companions gathered together.

Delulu yelled in frustration, "What on earth is Shark doing, meow? You promised to create a commotion, meow!"

Lee Ki shrugged. "There was indeed a disturbance."

"He stole the Pope, what's the point of a riot, meow? Let's sneak into the Vatican and wait for the Pope to return, meow?"

"It's not impossible."

"Do you want to hear what you're saying, meow?"

Li Ji said in a serious tone, "Right now, everyone's attention is on the Pope, and no one cares about the whereabouts of the four religious figures. We can take this opportunity to disguise ourselves as religious figures and sneak into the Vatican. Then we can release the Pope, and he will automatically return to our side."

"The Vatican is small and secluded, so we can do whatever we want to the Pope without worrying about being discovered by the outside world."

Dailu smiled excitedly and patted Li Ji on the shoulder: "You're really a genius, you bastard."

"Your way of praising people is quite unique. Now all we need to do is communicate the plan with Shark Baby."

At that moment, Shark was speeding through the streets of Rome in a white convertible Mercedes.

Countless police cars and motorcycles followed closely behind, blaring their sirens.

There were even armed helicopters overhead.

Crowds lined the windowsills of buildings on both sides, all eager to witness the bizarre spectacle of the Pope's kidnapping.

The Pope sat in the back of the convertible, gripping the railing firmly with one hand and covering his white cap with the other to prevent himself from falling off.

Sparse white hairs clung messily to his forehead.

Large beads of sweat streamed down his face.

The Pope, who had just been revered by thousands, was now huddled in his chair, completely lacking the demeanor of a saint, looking like a panicked, withered old man.

He didn't forget to use words to influence the little black boy driving the speeding car.

“Child, I don’t know who instructed you to do this.”

"But you still have a chance."

"The Lord loves everyone, including you."

"As long as you stop the car, it's not too late. God will protect you."

Shark Baby completely ignored the Pope's nagging.

He glanced in the rearview mirror; the police car behind him was hot on his heels.

There were helicopters overhead.

A safety barrier has already been installed on the road one kilometer away.

The speed of human-powered four-wheeled vehicles is extremely limited.

"Running is faster."

Shark performed a sharp drift, and its left wheel suddenly lifted high into the air.

The Pope felt a strong sense of weightlessness.

The Mercedes drove into the alley on the right. The alley was only wide enough for two electric scooters to pass through.

But Shark used his skillful driving techniques to lift one side of the Mercedes, causing the car to veer into the alley at an angle, with the left wheels moving along the wall.

This is the result of Sha Bao's learning at the Tianchao Driving School - an advanced version of single-sided bridge crossing.

Shark gripped the steering wheel and shouted excitedly, "This is the power of an A3 driver's license!"

With the police car parked helplessly at the alley entrance, the officers had no choice but to get out and walk.

The Pope's car was parked motionless in the middle of the alley.

The police quickly surrounded the area, only to find that there was no one there.

There was only a pool of yellow liquid.

The lead policeman dipped a little in the water, brought it to his nose, and smelled it.

He then began to dry heave.

"Yue~ It's urine. This yellowish-brown color looks like the Pope's."

The police used a walkie-talkie to call for a helicopter.

Where did they go?

“They went into the alley and never came out. The alley was too dark, and we couldn’t see what was going on inside.”

The police officer looked around helplessly: "That's impossible. Could they possibly burrow underground?"

He stomped his foot and saw the manhole cover beneath his feet.

"Yeah. They burrowed underground. They must have gone into the sewers!"

He quickly called several colleagues, and together they pried open the manhole cover.

A pungent stench wafted from inside.

He pinched his nose and complained painfully, "I feel like no one has cleaned this place since Caesar died."

"Sir, you didn't wash your hands."

"Oh shit!"

Rome police officers crawled into the sewers one by one, conducting a thorough search.

A pair of small eyes peeked out from the windowsill above, watching as the police officers, like dumplings being dropped into a pot, disappeared into the sewer.

"How stupid."

Even Earthlings couldn't have imagined that a little boy could carry an old man and climb up to a third-floor window with nothing to climb on.

Shark turned around and saw the Pope, who was bound hand and foot with a bed sheet, trembling.

This is an ordinary family's bedroom. Shark locked the door to prevent anyone from coming in.

The Pope was already very agitated; it wouldn't be good if he were further disturbed by these unruly people.

The Pope, with a lace-trimmed black stocking stuffed in his mouth, made muffled noises.

Shark Baby leaned closer and asked curiously, "What do you want to say?"

"Uuuuuu——"

The Pope shook his head, trying to spit out the black stockings.

“I can’t take this off, you’ll scream. Don’t think I’m stupid, I’m very smart.”

Shark Baby sat on the bed kicking her legs.

"Don't worry, I mean you no harm. I'm here to give you a surprise. I'm going to take you to see God and Jesus."

The Pope's pupils dilated in shock, and cold sweat poured down his back.

It was a religious assassination!

Although I am a believer whom God and Jesus value most, I am not in such a hurry to see God and Jesus.

Who sent the boy in front of us?

Extremist religious activists or terrorists from other religions.

But when others attempt assassination, they always send a skilled gunman to kill the target.

Why would they send a little boy?

Shark Baby's white eyes darted around on his dark face, and after thinking it over, he added, "I also need to see Hong Xiuquan and Wang Shi."

The Pope heard two unfamiliar names.

Hong Xiuquan and the Wang family?

Could they be the masterminds behind this?

They sound like two Chinese names.

But these are the least fanatical people in religious affairs, so why would they want to assassinate me?
(End of this chapter)