He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 267 Preparing to Ambush the Pope
Li Ji bent down to pick up the coin, then turned around and saw the crowd queuing behind him, all of whom looked like they were about to burst into tears.

People have seen people cosplaying Jesus, and they've also seen people cosplaying the crucified Jesus.

But this is the first time I've seen someone cosplaying Jesus with holes punched in their hands.

For most devout believers, this kind of hellish joke is blasphemous to Christ.

However, the other party is indeed a disabled person with holes in both hands.

Everyone is caught in a triple dilemma of faith, morality, and humor.

Some people want to laugh but dare not.

Some people want to curse, but they can't bring themselves to do it.

Some people want to care but dare not ask.

The once noisy crowd suddenly fell silent.

Only the clueless proprietress didn't care at all, and pulled Li Ji to take a photo together in front of everyone.

"Let's take a picture."

Before Li Ji could even take a bite of the pancake, the proprietress hugged him tightly.

Suddenly, the proprietress spotted an old man with a white beard hopping around in the crowd, and her eyes lit up.

"God! Take a picture too. I'll give you a pancake."

God walked to the front under the watchful eyes of the crowd.

As the crowd dispersed, the proprietress's eyes lit up again.

She saw a familiar figure; she had seen this person's statue before.

"Hong Xiuquan! Come quick! Take a picture too!"

Seeing the proprietress waving her hand, Dailulu's eyes lit up with excitement.

Like a runway model, she swayed her body and proudly walked to the front under the gaze of the crowd.

The proprietress used to know him, but now she's a little suspicious.

"Why does Hong Xiuquan look so gay?"

Delulu asked excitedly, "You know me, meow?"

"You are Hong Xiuquan, right?"

With a smile, Dailu nodded vigorously like a pile driver: "That's right, it's me, meow. I'm so touched, I didn't expect anyone to remember me, meow."

“I know for sure. I’ve seen your statue. Let’s take a picture together, and then we can print it on my food truck.”

Milia stood outside the crowd, tiptoeing, straining with all her might to barely see the three of them and the proprietress taking photos together happily.

"I feel like an outsider."

After taking the photos, Li Ji and the others walked out from in front of the food truck.

He took a hearty bite of the jianbing guozi.

The rich aroma of noodles mixed with the flavor of sweet bean sauce filled my mouth.

The taste of eggs and fried dough sticks complement each other perfectly.

It also contains spicy strips, and the slightly spicy and slightly sweet taste is delicious.

For a Tianjin native, this might be considered a desecration of jianbing guozi (a type of savory crepe).

But for a smelly alien like Lee Ki, the taste was just right.

Shark stuffed the whole jianbing guozi into his mouth and chewed it vigorously, sending crumbs and fried dough sticks flying everywhere.

He mumbled, "This pizza is delicious!"

Li Ji immediately corrected, "This isn't pizza, it's jianbing guozi."

Delulu swallowed a mouthful: "Jianbing guozi, meow? I didn't know Italy had such a traditional food, meow."

Li Ji quickly corrected him: "This isn't traditional Italian food! This is Chinese cuisine!"

The three of them exclaimed in surprise in unison, "Huh? Chinese cuisine? Didn't you say you wanted to eat authentic Italian food?"

"Hmm, I suddenly smelled it and really want to eat it. How can pizza compare to jianbing guozi? Besides, can it even be called pizza without durian and pineapple?"

Li Ji was unaware that his words had been silently remembered by the three of them.

"I've received new intelligence: the Pope will be having a procession this afternoon. We can take advantage of that—"

Shark Baby shouted excitedly, "Take this opportunity and grab him!"

Li Ji sensed that something was amiss.

Before he could speak, Delulu retorted, "Shark, that's wrong, meow."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief; there were still some normal people in the team. "We should take this opportunity to perform a miracle in front of the many believers and persuade him to acknowledge Hong Xiuquan."

Li Jisong's anger surged again, and he shouted in despair, "It's absolutely impossible! We can't even fool these ordinary tourists, how can we possibly convince the Pope?"

Delulu frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about, meow? We clearly fooled these tourists, meow."

Li Ji's eyes widened: "What did you lie about? They all asked to take photos with us."

"Yes, meow. They all asked you guys for photos. If you didn't believe me, why would they ask you for photos, meow?"

Li Ji could no longer defeat Dailulu's logic.

“In that case, let’s put the dispute aside for now. I think your method is a bit too radical. If it fails, it will be difficult to clean up the mess in front of everyone. Why don’t we infiltrate the Pope’s entourage and follow him into the secluded palace before we make our move?”

Milia agreed.

Shark Baby pouted: "Can I act recklessly after following him?"

"Just don't damage these historical sites or the Pope himself."

"Then I agree."

Delulu sighed, "Since you all agree, what can I say, meow. But we still need to use God's intervention to convince him, meow. But you're right, the current design is a bit unconvincing; we need to create some special effects, meow."

"What do you want to do?" Li Ji had a bad feeling.

Delulu gave a wicked smile: "You'll find out then, meow."

After the sun reaches its highest point, it begins to slowly set, but the temperature reaches its highest point of the day.

The hot and humid weather did not dampen the believers' enthusiasm.

Along the ancient and elegant streets of Rome, enthusiastic people stood behind barriers.

Looking at the sea of ​​people, Li Ji silently took out his phone to take pictures.

"A lot of people."

Dailulu complained, "Why are you acting like a tourist, meow?"

At this point, they had disguised themselves as ordinary people and mingled among the onlookers.

Li Ji excitedly held up his phone: "We're tourists, after all. It seems the crowd is a bit dense right now; it won't be easy to blend into the group."

"Easy, meow. As long as there's a little chaos, no one will realize we've infiltrated, meow."

"What went wrong?"

Delulu lifted Shark Baby, who had turned back into a child, up: "With him here, what trouble can't I cause, meow?"

Li Ji turned the camera around and saw Shark Bao grinning at him with a mouthful of white teeth.

"A little chaos is fine, but don't go overboard."

Shark Baby excitedly shouted, "I understand!"

The sound reached 90 decibels, making it stand out in the noisy crowd.

This drew attention from people.

"You know nothing!"

Suddenly, a commotion arose in the crowd, and everyone turned toward the empty street.

The crowd surged like ocean waves, pulsating erratically and erupting in noisy shouts.

Even when Li Ji and the others stood on tiptoe, they still couldn't see anything.

The four of them had no choice but to use their own unique abilities.

Li Ji secretly stretched his legs, raising himself to two meters tall, and the view in front of him suddenly opened up.

It was just tough on the onlookers who had to suffer.

He initially thought the person in front of him was just standing on tiptoe and hadn't blocked his view.

But as he stood on his toes higher and higher, his eyes were blocked, so he had to start standing on his toes too.

When he raised his feet completely, he found that the other person was still getting taller.

He couldn't understand how someone could stand on their tiptoes so high. Could someone who was 1.8 meters tall have feet that were 35 centimeters long?

Its final height was over two meters, completely blocking its view.

Milia also followed Li Ji's example and stretched her body to two meters.

The guy behind him was completely dumbfounded.

"The woman's feet are half a meter long?"

(End of this chapter)