He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 264 Hong Xiuquan Arrives in Rome, Delulu is Furious

The first one was a white male.

Brown curly hair cascaded over her shoulders, and her indigo eyes were filled with love and peace, like a hot spring that cleansed one's soul.

His high, straight nose was like a sculpture.

Beneath his full beard were warm, moist lips.

The man wore a white robe, spotless, as if it had been soaked in milk.

Her body was pure and holy, like a lotus flower untouched by worldly dust.

Li Ji recognized him at a glance as "Jesus".

"Your description is inaccurate; there are still two holes missing from your palm."

The second one is a Chinese man.

He wears a yellow satin court hat embroidered with the word "Heavenly King," and is flanked by dragons and phoenixes.

He wore a robe with five-clawed golden dragons and boots with nine dragons.

His gaze was resolute and his spirit was radiant, exuding a kingly aura.

The man's identity was self-evident; Li Ji had seen the exact same person in his middle school history textbook.

He was Dailulu's best friend—Hong Xiuquan.

The third person was a Caucasian.

His hair and beard were white, and his old face was deeply lined with wrinkles.

Yet his resolute gaze showed no signs of aging; on the contrary, he appeared remarkably energetic.

Beneath the white robe was a robust physique, every muscle as strong and defined as if sculpted.

The old man exuded an imposing aura without anger, and was surrounded by a sacred radiance.

Li Ji was unsure about this person, so he repeatedly rubbed the pointed beak with his tentacle.

"If I'm not mistaken, this is God, isn't it?"

"That's right, you've got quite a bit of religious knowledge, meow. Why didn't you speak yesterday, meow? That little bitch Nini stole all your participation points, meow."

Unexpectedly, Dailulu thought it was Nini who spoke yesterday.

"That's not important. I only have one question: why does God emit light?"

"God is all-knowing and all-powerful, so what's wrong with him shining a little, meow?"

Li Ji swallowed hard: "Fine, that's barely correct. Now explain to me who this ancient Chinese rural woman next to me is?"

Beside God is a rural woman from ancient China.

She was dressed in simple coarse linen clothes, her face was tanned dark by the sun, and her rough hands had many calluses.

Li Ji was completely baffled. God, Jesus, and Hong Xiuquan were all living happily together, so where did this woman come from?

Dailu explained earnestly, "This is God's principal wife, Hong Xiuquan's birth mother, Heavenly Mother Wang."

Li Ji felt that his values ​​had been shaken.

Was God's legal wife a rural woman from the Qing Dynasty?
Long-distance relationships are tough on God too.

"I didn't want to bring Jesus, this illegitimate child, along. But since I'm going to see his followers anyway, I'll reluctantly bring him along."

"Then I really have to thank you on behalf of Jesus for giving him so much face."

"It's okay, we're all brothers. We'll pretend to be their family of four. When the Pope sees that God's family has appeared to him, he'll definitely come to worship, meow."

Li Ji immediately saw the absurdity of the plan.

"God doesn't actually exist, and no one would believe you if you pretended to be God. Let alone the Pope."

Delulu shook her head: "Whether God really exists, I don't know, meow. But the Pope believes in God, and he has made hundreds of millions of people believe in God, meow. If God appeared in front of such a person, he would definitely believe, meow."

Li Ji got caught up in Dai Lulu's trap again.

"Then it's up to you."

Dailulu was taken aback: "You're going to listen to me now, meow? I thought you were going to argue with me for a while, meow."

“I’ll listen to you. There’s nothing to argue about. Isn’t this interesting? God bringing Jesus to the Pope, I’m curious how he’ll react, whether he’s as devout as he claims.”

Shark Baby muttered to himself, "And Hong Xiuquan too."

Milia muttered under her breath, "And the Wang family too."

"There's no way these two people can make him devout!"

Delulu clapped her hands: "Great, meow. The plan is set, meow. Perfect, meow."

Li Ji complained, "It's not perfect at all. It's going to be very difficult for these people to sneak up on the Pope."

"Let's assign the mimic cats. I choose Hong Xiuquan."

Shark Baby excitedly shouted, "I want to be God!" Li Ji asked curiously, "Why? Because he's all-knowing and all-powerful?"

"No, because he's an old man."

"Why do you also have this strange obsession with old men?"

"I've simply never played an old man before."

Delulu waved her hand dismissively: "Then Shark Baby is God, meow, Milia, what are you meowing about?"

"Then I'll choose the Wang family."

"Then there's still one Jesus left, so let's give it to Li Ji, meow."

Li Ji raised his tentacle and said in a serious but nonsensical tone, "I request that two holes be added to my hands. Because I am playing the current Jesus, who has experienced being crucified on the cross, Jesus' palms need to have two holes left by the nails to better fit the character and make it more believable."

"Approved, meow. You've thought things through much better, meow."

Delulu stepped into her flight cabin: "Destination: Rome, on my way, meow!"

Just as Li Ji climbed into the flight cabin, he saw Shark Baby running over.

Shark Baby stood upright, its little belly sticking out, with a silly grin on its face.

"Call Dad."

"Eh?"

“I am God, you are Jesus, call me Father.”

"What the hell are you waiting for me here for?"

"hey-hey."

"roll roll roll!"

"Okay, son!"

Shark Baby swung its arms and ran away in a flash.

"I don't know where he learned to be bad."

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Rome, Italy.

The warm sunshine shone on the banks of the Tiber River.

The humid, warm breezes of the Mediterranean climate rustle through the lush green trees.

In the middle of classical Renaissance architecture, on a rough, uneven brick road.

Four oddly dressed people walk through the streets of Rome.

All the tourists' eyes were on them.

"I feel like they're all looking at us, meow. They must have recognized us, meow. Believers, worship us, meow!" Delulu exclaimed excitedly.

"Can you stop being so childish?"

"I am Hong Xiuquan now. This is not called being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), this is entering the character, meow."

Many tourists took out their phones to take pictures of them.

A young white man rushed over excitedly.

Delulu laughed excitedly: "This believer is coming to worship me, meow."

As soon as she reached out her hand, the man walked straight past her and ran towards Li Ji.

"Jesus! That's so cool, bro! Let's take a picture together."

Before Li Ji could react, the man grabbed him and pulled him into a hug.

Delulu stared at them in astonishment as a cell phone was handed to her.

"Hey buddy, take a picture for me, thanks."

The man turned his head and saw Shark Baby standing in a horse stance again.

The mechanical exoskeleton prepared by Li Ji for Sharkbao to mimic an adult.

When he habitually squats down like a dog, he looks like an adult doing a horse stance.

The man shouted excitedly, "God! Come on over here!"

He held a smiling Jesus in his left arm and a grinning God in his right, revealing his most confident smile and a mouthful of white teeth.

With the help of the grumpy Hong Xiuquan, he took his own life photo.

"Hong Xiuquan lost too much, meow."

(End of this chapter)