He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 238 Everyone angrily beats the thin strip

He held the slender spear, looking around in bewilderment.

"Li Ji? Squad leader? Where's David?"

Suddenly, an image popped into Lee Ki's mind of an obese, hairy old white man, laughing foolishly in a dirty inflatable family tub.

"David's actually an old man? I thought you were dressed like that, playing with kids? That doesn't matter anymore. Quickly, activate your brainwaves to the maximum and make Shark Baby stop. Don't ask why!"

The thin strip didn't ask any questions, but it couldn't stop the mountain of doubts piling up in its mind.

Tons of doubts began to spread outwards.

Why did I suddenly end up here?

"Because I called you for help! Tell Shark Baby to stop right now!"

"What did Li Ji mean by rambling on like that?"

"I told you to tell Shark Baby to stop!"

"Why did he tell me to tell Shark Baby to stop? Did something happen?"

The thin, elongated brainwaves drove Li Ji nearly insane: "I don't have time to explain this to you, hurry up and yell!"

"I really want to know what happened. Will David get suspicious when I suddenly disappeared? He has Alzheimer's, so he probably won't. Winnie has Alzheimer's too, so I doubt he'll even remember me when I visit him next time. His cookies are really delicious. The cookies on 17th Street are good too, and the coffee is great. But the best coffee in all of Los Santos has to be Old John's hand-ground coffee. It's a shame Old John remarried and married a 27-year-old, so I don't have to take care of her anymore."

Li Ji gritted his teeth: "Is this guy's thinking so unpredictable? I really want to punch him."

Dailu slapped her across her long, thin face.

The annoying brainwaves disappeared briefly.

Delulu's pupils narrowed into thin strips of anger, her ears folded into airplane ears, and she hissed through gritted teeth.

It felt as if a shadow was looming overhead, threatening to devour people at any moment.

"We sent you here to tell Shark to stop, not to listen to a survey on the lives of elderly men in Los Santos, meow! Quickly send a message to Shark, meow!"

That annoying brainwave struck again: "The class monitor is so scary."

"Are you ever going to stop, meow?!"

"I can't control myself! I need to pee."

"You're not allowed to think about meowing!"

Li Ji just turned the car around at the bend.

Suddenly, a white figure was seen falling from the overpass.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that Shark had carried Dr. Li as they jumped off the 20-meter-high overpass.

Dr. Li clung tightly to Sha Bao's neck, her white clothes billowing upwards along with his pitiful screams.

The baby shark landed smoothly, leaving the still-shaken Dr. Li on the roadside.

He sprinted toward the car, and Li Ji quickly stopped the car.

Shark pulled open the car door and slammed a shark-headed hammer heavily onto the slender head.

The long, thin strip of pain made her four-lobed mouth bloom like a flower.

"Why am I always the one who gets hurt?! I'm a genius at infiltrating Earth!"

Not satisfied with just headbutting him, Shark Bao gritted his teeth and delivered kick after kick.

"You keep nagging and complaining, it's so annoying!"

"What David!"

"What Winnie the Pooh!"

"What old John!"

"So much bullshit!"

"Noisy!"

Seeing the harmonious scene in the back row, Li Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, his plan backfired. The long, annoying brainwaves reached Shark's brain, and he stormed back in anger, thus achieving his goal.

They picked up Dr. Li and returned safely.

Dr. Li sat in the wet back seat, with the slender girl sitting between him and Shark Baby.

He really didn't dare to stand next to that husky.

He could roughly identify who the other people on the bus were.

The dog owner, his assistant, and the dog.

But that person, dressed in the sweltering summer heat, wearing a trench coat, two pairs of sunglasses, a huge cowboy hat, and a whole yellow duck-shaped swimming ring over the trench coat... He had absolutely no clue who it was, so he just assumed they were a friend of the dog owner.

Li Ji gripped the steering wheel and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Dr. Li, I got water all over the back seat of your car."

"It's alright." Still shaken, Dr. Li suddenly realized what the other person was talking about. "Wait a minute, is this my car?"

He looked around and saw the familiar interior; it was indeed his car.

Dailulu explained that the situation was urgent and there was really no other way.

Dr. Li also expressed his understanding.

He straightened his short hair, which had been styled into a pompadour, glanced at Shark Baby, and then quickly looked away.

He patted Li Ji's seat.

"May I ask, what does your dog eat to grow up like this? How come it's so strong?"

“He carried me all the way from Xuhui to the airport, for three hours, covering more than 100 kilometers, without stopping for a moment. I didn’t have a chance to get off even once.”

Li Ji made up a story: "His bloodline is relatively pure. He pulled a sled in the Arctic for two years, so he has more energy than the average dog."

Dr. Li shook his head repeatedly: "More than just a little, you're too modest. Your dog... I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that your dog is the most athletic dog I've ever seen in my twenty years of practice. I even suspect you specialize in dog training."

The slender figure looked at the husky next to it and imagined what a land shark would look like.

Dr. Li sensed those brainwaves.

He stared at the husky, but in his mind was a four-legged shark.

He leaned heavily back in his chair.

"I need to rest; I think I'm hallucinating."

On the way back, Dr. Li's mind was in a mess, filled with images of all sorts of foreign old men.

Li Ji settled everything and bid farewell to the slender figure.

The next day was the day to report to the driving school.

Li Ji originally planned to use AI to create tutorials, but found that there were very few A3 driving test materials available online.

The only way to create educational software is through on-site learning combined with coursework.

He signed up all three of them.

Dailulu said coquettishly, "Can I not learn it, meow? It's useless for meow even if I learn it."

"It's the weekend today, and you don't have to go to work. You're just killing time anyway, so why don't you come and play with us for a while?"

"I hate weekends. I want to amend the labor law to require 24/7 work year-round, meow."

You're in danger!

The three walked down the hotel corridor.

Shark Baby mimics an adult man, but still hops and skips like a child.

"Learn to drive a bus! Learn to drive a bus!"

“Shark, walk more carefully. You’re an adult now.”

"it is good!"

Shark suddenly started walking with a horse-like gait.

Is this stable enough?

"That's not what I meant! Just walk normally like us!"

The three of them took a taxi to a driving school located in the suburbs.

There were many coaching trucks and buses parked inside.

Shark Baby excitedly rushed inside.

"the bus!"

He rushed onto the training path and excitedly shouted as he saw the bus parked on the hillside: "Bus!"

Li Ji and Dai Lulu watched him from afar, their faces showing the smiles of elderly parents.

"He finally got what he wanted."

The bus on the hillside suddenly started moving and began to slide downhill.

It was pressing down on Shark Baby right before our eyes.

(End of this chapter)