He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 233 Shark Baby Acts Like a Dog, Li Ji Worries

Li Ji is helping Sha Bao review for his driving test.

What should be turned on when an A3 bus is driving at night?

Shark answered, "Engine."

Li Ji shouted, "It's the low beam headlights!"

Shark tilted its head: "Then aren't we going to start the engine?"

"The engine needs to be running, but this question tests your knowledge of driving at night with low beam headlights on."

"I have night vision."

"Earthlings can't do that!"

"Humans on Earth are so weak."

"I didn't ask you to evaluate Earthlings!"

Don't you think the question was poorly worded?

Do you ever think your thought process is weird?

Li Ji's phone suddenly rang.

"You'd better memorize the questions properly! Stop improvising!"

Sha Bao silently lowered his head and looked intently at the question bank on his phone.

Li Ji answered the phone; it was the "Egg-Stealing Demoness" calling.

"Hey, you stole another egg?"

"Come quick, meow! Bring Shark Baby over here right now, meow! Have Shark Baby disguise itself as a husky and say he's looking for Delulu when he gets to the hospital, meow. There's no time left, only one hour left, hurry, meow! Hurry, meow!"

"what's up?"

"drop--"

Looking at the phone that had been hung up, Li Ji was completely bewildered.

"What the heck? Why did they make Shark dress up as a husky and go to the vet to see her?"

"I don't know what got into that crazy cat again."

“Shark, let’s go. If we’re late, she’ll threaten me with withdrawing her investment again.”

No one responded.

"Shark Baby?"

As soon as Li Ji turned his head, he saw Shark lying peacefully asleep among the pile of robotic arms, making a "crunching" sound as it ground its teeth.

"You can fall asleep in two seconds!"

Li Ji picked up Shark Baby.

Shark Baby suddenly woke up from his dream, shaking his head in a daze.

"The maximum speed of an A3 bus on city roads is generally 180 km/h!"

"So you were memorizing questions in your dreams? Looks like I misunderstood you—wait a minute!"

Lee Ki's expression suddenly changed, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"180 km/h, are you trying to drive a weapon of mass destruction?"

Don't you think this speed is just right?

"I don't think so! It's fifty kilometers per hour! Can't you even remember such a small number? You should take a good look at the question bank."

Li Jigang held the phone screen in front of Shabao.

Shark Baby immediately closed its eyes, its head drooped uncontrollably, and it fell asleep standing up.

Li Ji laughed in exasperation.

"Why is even the written test (the theory test) such a hurdle?!"

Li Ji slapped Shark Baby: "Get up! Go find Lulu first."

Shark Baby suddenly woke up and excitedly laughed, "No need to memorize questions anymore?"

“That’s right, I’m worried you’re sleeping too much. You’re mimicking a husky now. Remember, dogs can’t talk. Don’t do what you did in America last time.”

"understand!"

A blue pulse flashed around Shark, and he transformed into a husky.

He squatted on the ground, panting heavily with his tongue lolling out, as if it were his natural state.

"This style suits you best; it doesn't look out of place at all."

"really?"

"Shh! Don't talk! You can't talk when you go out, or you'll give yourself away."

Shark nodded obediently.

"You should bark like a dog. Do you know how to bark?"

Shark nodded obediently.

"Oh ho ho!"

Li Ji frowned, and after a three-second pause, he asked, "What is this?"

"Oh ho ho!"

"What are you doing?"

"Oh ho ho!"

"Stop 'oh ho ho'ing! You can speak now."

"Dogs can't talk, can they?"

"Now that I've given you permission to speak, explain to me what 'Oh ho ho' means?"

"The dog is barking."

Whose dog barks like that?

"Professor D got excited and that's what he called it."

"Professor D isn't an Earth dog." "I've never seen an Earth dog either."

"You should have told me earlier."

Li Ji turned on his phone and played a dog barking sound for Shark Baby.

"Woof woof woof! Awooo~"

Shark Baby nodded: "So that's what it's called."

"Woof woof woof! Awooo~"

Li Ji gave a thumbs up.

"The imitation is very accurate."

At this moment, Dailulu was restless in the testing room, occasionally walking to the door and looking around.

I kept checking the timer on my phone.

"The blood test results will be ready in 45 minutes. Why haven't Li Ji and the other guy arrived yet? What are they doing?"

At this moment, Li Ji and Sha Bao had just stepped out of the room.

The two walked to the elevator.

Li Ji suddenly remembered: "In Shanghai, dogs must be leashed when walking."

"But we didn't—"

As the elevator doors slowly opened, Li Ji quickly covered Shark's mouth.

The four people in the elevator watched as the man in front of them covered the mouth of a husky.

"Excuse me, you can go first."

Li Ji quickly led Shark back to the room.

He looked at the room full of robotic arms and felt very worried.

"There's no leash either. Ordering takeout or going out to buy some would definitely be too late."

"We can use 3D printing."

The husky stood upright and carried the small black box over.

"Shark, you're a genius!"

Li Ji searched around for materials for dog leashes.

The curtains, towels, and bathrobes were all gone.

Li Ji could only stuff a white towel-shaped robotic arm into the printer.

A white, towel-like dog leash was quickly made, with each thick thread clearly visible.

"This style is really rare."

Li Ji wrapped the dog leash around Shark's neck.

Are you feeling unwell?

Shark Baby smiled excitedly: "It's quite fun."

"There's something wrong with you."

Li Ji led Shark out of the hotel.

Shark excitedly pulled on the rope and rushed forward, practically dragging Li Ji along.

Li Ji felt that the only difference between this and walking a real husky was that the husky wasn't this strong.

Li Ji could only jog along, constantly reminding Shark Baby, "Slow down!"

This prevented Shark from reaching 240 mph; otherwise, it would have left the ground and entered flight mode.

Passersby watched as an excited husky walked its owner down the street, and everyone quickly moved out of the way.

As they moved aside, they laughed and commented, "That dog is so energetic."

Li Ji and his friends were running on the sidewalk when a Samoyed came towards them.

The Samoyed's entire body is covered in fluffy white fur, making it look like a giant marshmallow.

She showed a sweet smile, with a small hair clip on her forehead.

The Samoyed excitedly pounced on Shark Baby, forcing Shark Baby to stop.

The Samoyed seized the opportunity, circled around behind Shark and started sniffing his butt.

Shark Baby dodged with a flick of its tail and shouted excitedly, "What are you doing!"

His shouts drew the attention of everyone around him, and caused Li Ji to suffer a sudden cardiac arrest.

He grabbed the dog leash, and in a mock-excited voice, said, "Keep your dog under control. This is very impolite."

The dog owner across the street was stunned for a moment.

He seemed to see a dog talking, but dogs can't talk.

Judging from how excited the dog owner was, the two voices were almost identical.

It should be the dog owner who said that.

I must not have slept well; how could a dog talk?

He quickly apologized and then separated the two dogs.

Although passersby heard the sound immediately, no one noticed whether it was made by a dog or a person.

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one seemed to be acting strangely.

He led Shark along, whispering, "You need to remember what sounds you're supposed to make."

"Ming—Woof woof!"

"Make sure you don't make any more mistakes when we get to the vet."

The two saw the sign for the pet hospital in the distance.

"I wonder what kind of trouble Dailulu is up to."

(End of this chapter)