He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 221 Delulu is going to sue the kitten
Li Ji was completely bewildered: "What blind spot? Did you just find out today that Earthlings have sexual needs?"

"What I'm saying is, if cats meowing in heat can disrupt social order, then why don't humans' strong impulses disrupt social order, meow?"

Li Ji was immediately stumped by Dai Lulu's question. As an Earthling, Dai Lulu had hit the most awkward and unresolved point of Earth's morality—sex.

Sexual needs, as a basic instinct like eating and sleeping, should be released.

But above it lies a whole host of things: morality, commitment, loyalty, ethics, and so on.

When two things clash, all sorts of embarrassing things happen.

Li Ji revisited Dai Lulu's question: When human beings on Earth have strong impulses, they won't affect social order, meow.
Third parties, prostitution, sex trafficking, sex crimes—various heinous incidents have never disappeared from ancient times to the present.

Foreign countries have Oedipus, who killed his father and had a mother complex; China has Cao Cao, who killed three idle people with one cannon shot.

In ancient times, there was the story of "lighting beacon fires to amuse the feudal lords"; in modern times, there are stories like Lolita Island and Puff Daddy.

Faced with this question, Li Ji found it difficult to say "no".

"You're right, so are Earthlings."

Delulu smiled smugly: "Then why don't Earthlings get spayed/neutered too?"

"Yes, why not? I support you! I suggest making chemical castration a criminal offense! Castrate all mistresses, sex offenders, and those who engage in power-for-sex transactions!"

"Meow?"

Dailulu was stunned.

The problem isn't going to go this way, meow?
"You shouldn't argue with me, then be rendered speechless by my rebuttal, and then kneel down and beg for mercy, supporting my decision to castrate all the people on Earth, meow?"

“I don’t argue. I think you’re absolutely right. These people are utterly wicked and support chemical castration! But other Earthlings are innocent and don’t need to be castrated.”

"Should we neuter the cats that aren't disturbing the neighbors?"

"Why neuter a good cat that doesn't bother the neighbors?"

Dailulu never expected that the result of this discussion would be "good cats don't need to be neutered".

However, considering the analogy Li Ji made using Earthlings, this result is extremely reasonable.

Before she knew it, Dai Lulu had been completely confused by Li Ji.

The reality is: good cats and bad cats will both be neutered, but good people and bad people will not be neutered.

"I'll tell you later, meow. I have to work now, meow."

Dailulu hung up the phone and went to the front desk.

When Li Ling saw her, she instinctively took a step back.

"His name is Jenny, he's a one-year-old male kitten. Take him to the lab first, and wait for Dr. Li to come and do the pre-operative examination."

There was a cat carrier on the front desk.

"Okay meow."

Dai Lulu took a step forward, and Li Ling took a step back.

In the end, Li Ling pressed her back against the wall and dared not move.

Through the round, transparent glass on the backpack, Delulu saw a muscular tabby cat inside.

"What a handsome cat. It's a pity you're going to..."

Thinking of this, Dailulu's nose tingled with tears.

She picked up her backpack and walked inside.

Li Ling finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat down.

"Li Ling Miao!"

Dai Lulu suddenly turned around, startling Li Ling so much that she jumped up from her seat.

"Are you alright? Why are you so startled, meow?"

Li Ling waved her hand frantically: "I'm fine, what's wrong with you?"

"I want to ask, is this cat a good cat?"

"Huh?" Li Ling didn't quite understand the meaning of the question, so she could only give a perfunctory reply, "It should be a good cat."

"I see, meow."

Delulu turned and led Jenny into the testing room.

The moment she entered, she was hit by the strong smell of disinfectant, which made Dailulu cover her mouth and nose.

She placed the cat carrier on the table, next to which was a cabinet filled with medical equipment.

Looking at the dense array of needles inside, Dailulu couldn't help but tremble.

"How cruel, meow." She sighed, sat down, and stared at the kitten in her bag.

Jenny was engrossed in playing with his tail, completely unaware of what was about to happen.

"This is the prison where Earthlings are holding you, meow? It's so cramped, meow. Do you want to get out, meow?"

Jenny licked his palm and meowed.

"Your accent is a bit heavy, meow. I'll just assume you want to go out, meow."

Delulu unzipped the side of the cat bag.

The side facade resembles a small door being opened.

"Come out, meow."

Jenny crept out of the bag and rubbed against Delulu's hand.

Dailulu immediately pulled her hand back.

She frowned and rebuked, "That's not right, meow! How can you touch a lady's hand without her permission, meow?"

Jenny couldn't understand these complicated words, and he looked around with a blank expression.

Delulu sighed: "You're not an intelligent being, so you definitely won't understand complicated sentences, meow. But with your limited language skills, you're not even as good as that Garfield cat, meow."

Jenny frowned and opened his mouth to let out an unhappy meow: "Meow~"

"You understood this one, meow?"

Jenny's nose twitched as he sniffed and moved closer to Delulu.

What are you going to do, meow?

Delulu looked at the creature in front of her, feeling a strange sense of unease.

It's as bizarre as an Earthling seeing a four-legged, animalistic savage.

Jenny jumped off the table and buried his face in Delulu's arms.

Delulu cried out, "Don't do that, meow!"

Watching Jenny snuggle against her, Delulu frowned helplessly.

My hands are dangling in the air, and I don't know where to put them.

My legs were tense, and I dared not move for a moment.

"How strange, meow. You're so small and quite handsome, but this cat face on such a small animal body looks really weird, meow!"

"Most importantly, you really look like my second uncle. Although he is very handsome, it's really hard for me to accept that such a small animal has the face of a middle-aged man."

Jenny let out a "meow".

Dailulu's brows furrowed even more.

"Your accent is so strong, meow. Do you want me to pet you, or not, meow?"

Jenny nestled in Delulu's arms, nuzzling her body with his head, squinting his eyes, and making soft purring noises.

"Your expression means you want me to pet you, meow."

Dailulu took a deep breath: "Second Uncle, I'm sorry for offending you, Meow."

She reached out and patted Jenny's head.

Jenny's snoring grew even louder.

"Satisfied, meow. What are you doing, meow!"

Jenny stretched out his two front paws and stepped on Delulu alternately.

Delulu grabbed Jenny and put her in the cat carrier.

Through the transparent glass enclosure, she pointed at Jenny and said righteously, "Why are you kneading the kitten?"

"How old are you? Why are you doing such childish things?"

"I'm warning you, the same thing done by a child and done by an adult are completely different things, meow."

"At your age, doing something like this is something I could sue you for, you cat!"

Jenny just patted the glass cover blankly, his jewel-like eyes looking innocently at Delulu.

Dailu retorted angrily, "It's no use pretending to be pitiful, meow."

"Sigh. Never mind, why should I be angry with you? You're just an animal version of Uncle Meow."

"I have a question for you: Do you consider yourself a good cat?"

(End of this chapter)